Dude, here I take regular. In Japan I needed "Ultra Large". Damn, I should have kept the packet.

It's the same with bras. When a friend of mine was heading over to teach English for a few years, one of the things they warned her about was to bring extra bras with her, because while she was a C-cup here, over there she'd be something like triple-E and she would not be able to find any replacements that would fit her.

I'm liking Japan more all the time...

Michelle Bachmann takes the whole thing in Iowa! :eek:

Heh, I just found a new facebook profile pic.

I have a new respect for Michelle.

I think this guy does, too.

Respect? Bitch is about to chomp down with her *teeth* on that poor dog. Ugh.

:lol: it looks like she is pulling her tongue out. Which might not be a bad idea, really, especially if she is about to go campaigning.

Marcus taught her everything she knows. Now, if only she'd go down IN the polls.

No joke, this is a photo of one of our dispatchers. She is female or at least I thought she was. Don't you love the skunk tat??

And ya'll wonder why I'm crazier than a bessie bug....

So, when someone calls 9-1-1, is this who they should imagine themselves speaking to?

Sad, but true. When you need help, your life is in her hands

I'm pretty sure that's a man, baby.

Ah, so maybe their marriage isn't a sham.

She's a girl. Here's another pic

likely a repost but...
http://www.ratemyink.com/images/ul/4...too-45148.jpeg
puff, the magic dragon

i'm in love

Oh, hells yeah!!!

:lol2:

1.51 ... :lol2:

This man is NEVER late for work.

I'm not sure this is NSFW...

Outstanding!

note to self, buy some ketchup.

w vs v

laughed til I cried

w vs v?
what means that?

weiners versus vaginas a few posts back.. loook for the youtube wiith the redhead and teh eyeliner and the cleavage. I think she's a redhead with eyeliner .. .. ..

I'm so tempted to buy some of those and sneak them into my local diner....

Alan Funt - The dream lives on

I heard a lot of "blah blah blah", but all I really got out of that was "wow, what a great pair of tits."

HEY ELSPODE!!!!

nice to see you brother!

Oh, and "nice tits!"

:lol2: THat was great!

Still not convinced. Take a look at that hairy arm. :eek:

I remember a girl from high school who had hairier arms than most guys.

I never got to check the rest.

I, too, remember a girl from high school with hairy arms. She was a good girl. But, not good enough.

:cool:

Note the hairy arm.

that's a beautiful thing

should be in the thread about bra fail.

Wait. WAIT. WAIT.

We have a thread about bra failure?!
I've waited soooooo long to use this pic...

Do I have to do everything for you? Here, I'm feeling generous today.

Not exactly "failure".... but twice as nice.

Completely forgot about that thread and it solved the mystery of that easy rider piece. I knew it was from Bruce but I couldn't find it in my email. Now I know.

There have been many times I felt the need to quote it. Hell, why not now? ok just my favorite part

Be careful, someone might say you were a Misogynist..... degrading women.

Ah yes, 2009. That was a good year - when Cellar women thought it was a good idea to post provocative pictures of themselves in a public forum.

Now, between angry husbands who don't want them to post and divorced husbands who did want them to post, things are a bit slow in the eye candy department.

I don't know if it's Austin Powers', but, it is a gold member.

Is that edible gold....?

At $1850 per ounce, that's about a $66,600 dick.

Goldenrod. I crack me up.

The Man With The Golden Gun

:lol2:

Can't wait to hear from Shel...

"Hey, look these ladies are getting nekk---WHATTHEHOLYHELLISTHAT???":speechls:

dolphin

Clams.

Since the water is bubbling...

Maybe a fart...


With chunks

Since the water is bubbling...

Maybe a fart...


With chunks

I was gonna put this in the video clip thread, but it ain't safe for work. Japan fucks with my head sometimes.

That is Oscar worthy!

Labioplasty.

http://vimeo.com/9924049

Oh, no...there goes Tokyo, go, go...Cockzilla!

WHYYYYYYYYY.....??????????