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Shawnee123 04-26-2010 08:18 AM

Dust storm in Arizona closes Arizona highway.

Meanwhile, millions of illegal immigrants flooded the state, and illegals currently in the state walked about freely. After all, it's hard to see skin color in a dust storm. :neutral:

classicman 04-26-2010 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 651587)
illegals currently in the state walked about freely.

How is that any different than any other day in AZ. :yelsick:

Shawnee123 04-26-2010 12:20 PM

Haven't you heard? There's a new law. They can gun you down from suspicion that you are in the country illegally.

Don't play "huh?" Please. We both know better.

Sheldonrs 04-26-2010 12:27 PM

It's gotten to the point where I'm actually embarrassed to live in AZ.
First the OK to carry unlicensed concealed weapons, now the Mexican hunt and soon the birther law that will require any presidential candidate to present their birth certificate to AZ before they can go on the ballot.
Not to mention the fact that the choice for our next senate race comes down to McCain or Hayworth. It's like choosing which TYPE of cancer you would prefer.

Spexxvet 04-26-2010 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 651636)
... It's like choosing which TYPE of cancer you would prefer.

republican cancer. :sweat:

classicman 04-26-2010 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 651634)
Haven't you heard? There's a new law. They can gun you down from suspicion that you are in the country illegally.

BULLSHIT!
Quote:

We both know better.
Apparently not.

Shawnee123 04-26-2010 01:10 PM

Hey, you know what? I've given up on reasonable discourse with you, I did so a long time ago.

So really, I'm not in the mood for your divisive crap.

You came into my headlights thread, just as I knew you would, I predicted the fucking shit though I guess I didn't post it, just to say "WHAT???" to tw for no reason. Or, to put it more plainly, you wouldn't have been like that if it had been someone else who had said something you didn't understand.

Like you didn't know my comment was tongue-in-cheek. Go fuck with someone else, I am NOT in the mood for your shit.

classicman 04-26-2010 02:33 PM

Please. I can't believe I'm even gonna lower myself & respond to this.
Your boy made yet another bullshit claim that was basically crap - I as well as other people called him on it, one even said it was "bullshit" Did you get into it with the other posters? Don't bother to answer - that was a rhetorical question.

I know you got shit going on, but really...

ETA - and no, I didn't realize your post in THIS THREAD (which was very similar to what you said in two other threads) was tongue-in-cheek.

spudcon 04-26-2010 07:20 PM

I thought it was open season on ranch owners in Arizona.

Cicero 04-26-2010 07:47 PM

Classic and Shaw...Shake hands and walk away. :) K?

Or you both will be on report. :)

TheMercenary 04-27-2010 10:43 AM

:)

Toilet Paper Bandit Sought

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...427101tp1.html

lumberjim 04-27-2010 11:38 AM

oh shit: ( from the link in merc's post )

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Second Craigslist "Group Sex" Bust

Cops: Connecticut man placed phony ad to torment female neighbor

APRIL 22--Meet Philip Conran. In a bid to torment a female neighbor with whom he was fighting, the Connecticut man allegedly placed a phony Craigslist ad directing men seeking "group sex" to the woman's home, police charge. Conran, a 42-year-old chef, today made his initial court appearance in connection with reckless endangerment and harassment counts filed as a result of the fake April 5 online classified. Investigators tied Conran to the Craigslist "casual encounters" posting--which was purportedly placed by a "West Hartford soccer mom" and headlined "looking for lust"--through an analysis of records obtained from Craigslist and AT&T Internet Services, according to an arrest affidavit. When cops tracked an IP address to Conran's home, he confessed to posting the "party sex" ad directing men to next-door neighbor Terry Sharp's Dartmouth Avenue home. Conran, free on $75,000 bond, is the second person to be arrested as a result of the Craigslist posting. Richard Zeh, one of about a dozen men who showed up to answer the ad, was charged with burglary, sexual assault, and trespassing after he groped and made obscene comments to a 18-year-old woman. Zeh, a 29-year-old personal trainer, accosted the woman after mistakenly going to the wrong West Hartford address. Zeh told police that he was "bored" when he decided to answer the Craigslist ad. He acknowledged that the button on his shorts had "fallen off" and that his "pubic hair and his erect penis could have been sticking out of his pants" when he walked into the teenager's residence. (6 pages)

classicman 04-27-2010 12:51 PM

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He acknowledged that the button on his shorts had "fallen off" and that his "pubic hair and his erect penis could have been sticking out of his pants" when he walked into the teenager's residence.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA what an ass!

Sheldonrs 04-27-2010 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 652039)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA what an ass!

It doesn't mention that THAT was showing.

Cicero 04-27-2010 05:38 PM

LOL! What a way to traumatize your neighbor.....Sounds like it turned into quite the side-show circus.... :)


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