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dmg1969 09-15-2011 01:02 PM

Commence the spicy sushi roll jokes......

Gravdigr 09-15-2011 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Perry Winkle (Post 755627)
Labioplasty.

BASTARDS!!!

TheMercenary 09-15-2011 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Perry Winkle (Post 755627)

We do that procedure where I work. No big deal. The bigger issue is getting insurance companies to pay for it.

Gravdigr 09-17-2011 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 756546)
The bigger issue is getting insurance companies to pay for it.

'Scuz it's wrong!

DanaC 09-19-2011 02:07 AM

It does seem a trifle bizarre.

I notice there doesn't seem to be a rush of blokes going under the knife to 'improve' the look of their cocks.

footfootfoot 09-19-2011 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 756959)
It does seem a trifle bizarre.

I notice there doesn't seem to be a rush of blokes going under the knife to 'improve' the look of their cocks.

It's done for them at birth. then again
http://www.norm.org/index.html
http://www.cirp.org/pages/restore.html

DanaC 09-19-2011 06:34 PM

Thats not cosmetic though is it? I mean, on the whole don't most parents who choose to have their sons circumcised do it either for religious or health reasons?

There certainly doesn't seem to be a large cohort of men who want to have their cocks surgically altered to look 'better'.

Perry Winkle 09-19-2011 06:47 PM

I read somewhere (on the INTERNET!!!) the health reasons for circumcision have been largely debunked.

DanaC 09-19-2011 07:35 PM

That's as may be, but in terms of motivation to have it done it still holds :0

ZenGum 09-19-2011 11:37 PM

I think it is more of an excuse or rationalisation rather than a motivation.

Gravdigr 09-20-2011 01:58 AM

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On a different subject, thank God, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?

Wash your damn fee---knowwhatjustwasheverything.:bolt:

footfootfoot 09-20-2011 11:05 AM

What's up with the marshmallows and tea?

dmg1969 09-20-2011 11:42 AM

From http://www.futurescopes.com/love-and...phrodisiac-men...

According to traditional sources, marshmallow was regularly used to boost the male libido and even as treatment for impotency.

Botanically known as Althea officinalis the marshmallow plant is found in southern and Western Europe, western Asia, and the northeastern region of North America. It has been used for centuries as a source of food and a medicinal herb. The Latin appellation ‘officinalis’ was in fact used for those herbs in ancient Rome which were officially recognized as medicines and stocked at an apothecary’s. Marshmallow is not to be confused with the confectionary marshmallow, most popularly roasted over campfires in modern times.

I think she misunderstood...

Gravdigr 09-20-2011 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 757184)
What's up with the marshmallows and tea?

Well, according to Mr. Beiber there, it is high noon...:right:

TheMercenary 09-20-2011 05:32 PM

Well you have to admit, she must have a really good imagination. I see a future for her as a journalism major.

BigV 09-20-2011 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 757229)
Well, according to Mr. Beiber there, it is high noon...:right:

dude, that's a mask on a doll.






everybody knows Mr. Beiber doesn't have a penis (though he might have a dildo...).

richlevy 09-22-2011 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 757289)
Well you have to admit, she must have a really good imagination. I see a future for her as a journalism major.

Certainly qualified for Fox News....

TheMercenary 09-23-2011 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 757869)
Certainly qualified for MSNBC....

Fixed that for you.:p:

footfootfoot 09-23-2011 09:58 AM

I'm calling Art Project at an expensive art school.

Gravdigr 09-23-2011 11:57 AM

"Why don't you wash your ass and feet?"

"For art."

Trilby 09-23-2011 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 758078)
"Why don't you wash your ass and feet?"

"F-art"

FIFY :D

TheMercenary 09-23-2011 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 757999)
I'm calling Art Project at an expensive art school.

We have an expensive art school here, SCAD.

footfootfoot 09-23-2011 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 758120)
We have an expensive art school here, SCAD.

Oh I know. I once met a complete hotty from their design program. I was distracted for months.

Gravdigr 09-24-2011 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 758107)
FIFY :D

Shart would be more likely.

Gravdigr 09-24-2011 03:57 PM

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Pic 1: Hells yeah!!

Pic 2: Hells NO!!

Sundae 09-25-2011 05:15 AM

I hope that's a meat cake.
For verisimilitude, you know.

DanaC 09-25-2011 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 758355)
I hope that's a meat cake.
For verisimilitude, you know.

Filled with Mr Brain's faggots. For added realism...

DanaC 09-25-2011 05:18 AM

As I stepped away from this page, I realised I proper grossed myself out with that...

Sundae 09-25-2011 05:22 AM

You were grossed out?
Damn, it just made my mouth water!

DanaC 09-25-2011 05:23 AM

Only the connection. I lurve faggots.

Sundae 09-25-2011 05:27 AM

Yebbut, I've been reading James Lear for the last few days.
Faggots as in mince? Works both ways for me ;)

Gravdigr 09-25-2011 01:37 PM

Damn, girls...

Gravdigr 09-25-2011 01:57 PM

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:lol2:

Gravdigr 10-03-2011 04:04 PM

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Calorie Burning Index

Gravdigr 10-11-2011 03:29 PM

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I don't know, and, I don't want to.

Gravdigr 10-11-2011 03:32 PM

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Wait, that's not green.

Gravdigr 10-18-2011 04:16 PM

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Dang!

Gravdigr 10-18-2011 04:29 PM

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Hey Mr. Reaper, I see you forgot your cup.

Well, Saskatoon Badger don't give a shit.

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You're welcome, ladies.

Elspode 10-18-2011 11:05 PM

Is that a scrawny woman wearing a bikini, with "Dang" tattooed across her belly, and a dog with no front legs leaning against her? 'Cause if it is...I'm going to need some sort of explanation.

Gravdigr 10-19-2011 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 765009)
Is that a scrawny woman wearing a bikini, with "Dang" tattooed across her belly, and a dog with no front legs leaning against her? 'Cause if it is...I'm going to need some sort of explanation.

It is, and, I wish I could help you but...I can't.

The pic came from here, (under the gallery titled "Ramen Noodle") the same site that had the pics of the dogs in mid-shake. I don't recall an explanation.

:)

TheMercenary 10-19-2011 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 764917)
Hey Mr. Reaper, I see you forgot your cup.

Well, Saskatoon Badger don't give a shit.

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You're welcome, ladies.

Rugby rocks....

DanaC 10-19-2011 06:38 PM

as in, look at them rugby rocks?

ZenGum 10-19-2011 09:14 PM

Well, he's got his line out okay, but his loose forwards are all over the place. His ball handling is untidy, but he's making things easy for the hooker.

TheMercenary 10-20-2011 05:16 AM

The tackler is going to be ball faced.

TheMercenary 10-20-2011 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 762683)
I don't know, and, I don't want to.

udderly ridiculous.

Gravdigr 10-20-2011 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 765484)
The tackler is going to be ball faced...

...or faceballed.

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It was awesome!! He teabagged that guy at a dead run.

classicman 10-23-2011 10:07 PM

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Flint 10-23-2011 11:33 PM

??? What is that? Fozzy bear humping his leg?

classicman 10-23-2011 11:37 PM

Maggots!!!!1111

ZenGum 10-24-2011 05:37 AM

Eiiiww OMG WTF!?!?!

Very odd, though - the rest of his body and clothes look relatively normal and healthy. How the hell does an otherwise normal person let something like that get so far gone?

Seriously WTFFF? Any background, C-man?

glatt 10-24-2011 08:43 AM

I just searched what I could on this. Not much info, and no proof any of it is correct. Apparently it was a homeless guy who got gangrene and didn't seek care for a few weeks.

BigV 10-24-2011 08:51 AM

there is a legitimate medical use of maggots in similar situations. they have the useful, albeit disgusting behavior of eating flesh, but only dead flesh. So in some cases of wound care the introduction of maggots (on living people, on purpose, urghk) permits the would to be cleaned, or debrided with a minimum of further damage to the flesh in the wound.

Lamplighter 10-24-2011 09:15 AM

I know an old lady who swallowed a fly... Go get the spiders

Clodfobble 10-24-2011 10:38 AM

If my garbage can is any indication, that number of maggots can spawn and hatch in just 24 hours. Obviously he had to ignore the gangrene for a long time, but all it would take is one major bender lying on the ground passed out for a day and they'd be all up in that.

Or maybe they were deliberately put on to treat the gangrene, like BigV mentioned.

classicman 10-24-2011 10:57 AM

I have zero info on it. I still don't know how to use the google image search. :/

I have heard what glatt said, but cannot confirm.

classicman 10-24-2011 11:16 AM

Found this FWIW ...
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Thursday, August 07, 2008
MAGGOT-MAN FOUND BEHIND 4-DOORS...
Alerted by a foul smelling odor, Park Rangers found this vagabond sleeping in the bushes behind 4-Doors.
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A homeless gent with a longstanding wound on his leg. We found these maggots as we unwrapped it
Use requires that you credit Larry Torrey, RC, EMT-P.
from here

Perhaps a mod would adjust the original post to include the credit thanks. (Sorry)

glatt 10-24-2011 11:36 AM

done

classicman 10-24-2011 07:17 PM

thanks glatt.

Clodfobble 10-25-2011 07:55 AM

Frighteningly enough, I don't think that's the same homeless guy. It would mean that first they cut the pants higher and then put his shoe back on for the photo earlier in the thread.

jimhelm 10-25-2011 10:00 AM

i fear you're right. more maggots in the above pic too, and the legs are different sizes, the skin is smooth and tan on one, and white and hairy in the other... plus the jeans are diff colors.


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