Time to trade in that 14.4 modem. :D

Just make sure the Potatoes are cheaper than the carrots, otherwise complain. :D

C'mon now, give me some credit.

It's the cheapest thing they got, but, I do have DSL.

All my phones got buttons too. No dials.

Which brings this up: Since practically every dial-type phone is dead and gone, why are we still dialing phone numbers?:right:

I mean really WTF is this?

Here's a shitty picture of the Camaro SS Jimmy Johnson gave to Kid Rock for Kid's 40th birthday. I gather they presented it in the middle of Ford Field. Giving away a Chevrolet at Ford Field?

Niiiice.

Momdigr was doing a little sewing the other afternoon, and I walked by and happen to see this (first pic). She has little magnetic bowl she keeps a bunch of pins in, and one was standing straight up on end. I said "That's amazing!" She said "Meh, happens all the time." I said "Orly?" And she replied by picking up several pins and dropping them fairly haphazardly back into the bowl. And damn if one didn't stay up on a slant (second pic)!

Wedding Ring Coffin
 

From $34.95, here.

That's funny. Two of my divorced friends told me how they had these deeply personal ceremonies where they wrote out a bunch of crap on a piece of paper then burned them and threw the ashes and their rings into the river, one set his ring adrift on the river in a little paper boat made out of his marriage certificate. I was all WTF? I would have just sold my ring when gold was high.

I asked them, "So, where about in the river did you throw your ring?"

She's a witch!

Original Picture:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...6/61967986.jpg

My favourite response:

http://i.imgur.com/MINRv.jpg

Men...:lol: Me wants a magnetic bowl now. :D

Well they ARE attractive. :-)

But they are also repulsive (to one end of a pin that has been magnetized).