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Lamplighter 01-26-2011 02:40 PM
The Chinese discovered the Yin and Yang of the world long ago,
maybe this just this same way !

Gravdigr 01-26-2011 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 708237)
But they are also repulsive (to one end of a pin that has been magnetized).
Thank you for that, Hap. I've been so amazed that I hadn't thought of the why yet, but, that almost has to be the why.

:thumb:

Gravdigr 01-27-2011 02:58 AM
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You remember the woman that fell into the mall fountain while texting?

Yeah, that might not be the worst of her problems...Yaaaah, baby!!

Gravdigr 01-27-2011 03:07 AM
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$25 a week?! Sign me up. That's only 1100 miles or so, as the Google Earth flies.

I can't vouch for the historical accuracy here...

Undertoad 01-27-2011 12:14 PM
http://cellar.org/2011/misc22.jpg

Gravdigr 01-27-2011 04:23 PM
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Hah! Never surrender!!!


ETA: Reminds me of this:

wolf 01-28-2011 12:41 AM
But, but, but ... if the Frogs are the French, then that doesn't make any sense.

does that google French Military Victories still work?

Gravdigr 01-28-2011 04:50 AM
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...does that google French Military Victories still work?
Kinda.

GunMaster357 01-28-2011 06:19 AM
This 'funny' page and all things going with that old grudge like 'freedom fries' instead of 'French fries' are a thing of the past.

They came from the fact that my country wasn't willing to make war on Irak along with the USA. We were asking for more evidence of WMD.

It seems that someone was lying all along. So there is no reason to still hold this grudge.

Gravdigr 01-28-2011 06:28 AM
No offense intended, just going for the cheap laugh...

Undertoad 01-28-2011 07:30 AM
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We were asking for more evidence of WMD.
You mean continued guaranteed oil contracts for Elf/Total S.A.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil-for-Food_Programme

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Until 2001, the money for the Oil-for-Food Programme transited through the BNP Paribas bank, whose main private share-holder is Iraqi-born Nadhmi Auchi, a man estimated to be worth about $1 billion according to Forbes, and ranks 13th in Britain according to The Guardian. Auchi received a 15-month suspended sentence for his involvement in the Elf scandal, which has been qualified by the British newspaper as "the biggest fraud inquiry in Europe since the Second World War. Elf became a private bank for its executives who spent £200 million on political favours, mistresses, jewellery, fine art, villas and apartments". Elf, an oil company, merged with TotalFina to become Total S.A. in 2003.

wolf 01-28-2011 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by GunMaster357 (Post 708664)
This 'funny' page and all things going with that old grudge like 'freedom fries' instead of 'French fries' are a thing of the past.

They came from the fact that my country wasn't willing to make war on Irak along with the USA. We were asking for more evidence of WMD.

It seems that someone was lying all along. So there is no reason to still hold this grudge.
You know we're boors, we know you're cheese eating surrender monkeys.

It evens out.

Gravdigr 01-28-2011 04:42 PM
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They do make a fine rolling paper...

Gravdigr 01-29-2011 04:41 AM
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John 01-29-2011 07:34 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...6/cef3a34d.jpg

Oh, yes, the French: the 400kg gorillas of Europe for a millennium, the military that WON the "American" revolution for them, and yet all anyone in the USA cares about is that "they lost one battle in one war where nobody on the planet could have possibly done better".

By which, of course, I mean, "a half-century later, the US refused to listen to the lessons that France learned in Algeria, and instead insisted on doing stupid shit over the advice of their longest-standing-by-far allies, who knew better"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...6/415b67e1.jpg

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