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Gravdigr 02-07-2011 02:18 AM

He just has a slight case a of bread head.

Spexxvet 02-07-2011 08:56 AM

He rolls with The Muffin Brotherhood.

wolf 02-07-2011 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 710212)
I thought he was dressing up like Princess Leia.

After a good night's sleep it occurred to me that i should have simply posted ...

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It is a dark time for the rebellion ...


Crimson Ghost 02-07-2011 05:30 PM

You have failed me for the last time...

John 02-08-2011 11:30 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...6/0b5fd980.png

It's those little details that make all the difference.

Gravdigr 02-09-2011 03:12 PM

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I don't really know what's happening here...

zippyt 02-09-2011 03:23 PM

Oh thats SIMPLE ,
Dogs Birthday
and PUUUUUUUUUSY Whipped Hubby !!!!

TheMercenary 02-10-2011 03:47 AM

Haaaaaa... that guy must be proud. :)

GunMaster357 02-10-2011 06:37 AM

http://ru.fishki.net/picsw/022011/10/pics/pics_072.jpg

Sheldonrs 02-10-2011 09:18 AM

Maybe he misunderstood when his wife asked for more doggy-style love.

Sheldonrs 02-10-2011 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by zippyt (Post 710710)
Oh thats SIMPLE ,
Dogs Birthday
and PUUUUUUUUUSY Whipped Hubby !!!!

The bitches of Eastwick.

Pete Zicato 02-10-2011 09:36 AM

Three women are in a hospital waiting area. All about to deliver.

The first one says, "My husband was on top when we conceived. I'm sure we're going to have a boy."

The second one says, "I was on top when we conceived. So I suppose we'll have a girl."

The third one starts crying and says, "I'm going to have a puppy."

Gravdigr 02-13-2011 01:38 PM

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Gravdigr 02-13-2011 01:41 PM

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ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG
WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.
HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP
FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.

BUT JUST BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK
"GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."

MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME
RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT. HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN
EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.

OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE "GOOD
LUCK, MR. GORSKY" STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.

ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA, WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS
FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO ARMSTRONG.

THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED. MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL
ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE QUESTION.

IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MIDWEST TOWN, HE WAS PLAYING
BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL,

WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS.

HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS.GORSKY. AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK
UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY.
"SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"

TRUE STORY.
What do ya think? True?

footfootfoot 02-13-2011 02:42 PM

the original joke I heard went "That's one small step for man and a giant leap for Murray Khan."
Who's Murray Khan?
A neighbor whose wife said they day she'd give him a bj would be the same day a man walked on the moon.


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