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Happy Monkey 12-20-2006 08:52 PM

In Alaska there are tchotchkes made out of moose poops year round in every single gift shop.

lumberjim 12-20-2006 10:55 PM

i don't want to change out of my pjs or leave my house, or clean up the huge fucking mess my kids will make. but i will, and i'll enjoy the day, nonetheless.

i also don't want the eagles to score a point against the cowboys defense(weak and ineffectual as thay have been lately)

i don't want to get up for work the next morning at 6 and drive to newfuckingjersey.

i dont want ribbon candy

i dont want chocolate coins

skysidhe 12-21-2006 12:35 AM

Does anyone NOT want colognes or perfumes as a gift?


::::looks at the post above and wishes for a bleeding heart emoticon::::

rkzenrage 12-21-2006 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey
In Alaska there are tchotchkes made out of moose poops year round in every single gift shop.

Don't want one of those. :eyebrow:

Got some of the poopin' reindeer. Took a pic with one, will post soon. My son LOVES it!

Griff 12-21-2006 07:32 AM

I don't want to end a 42 year tradition on my sisters whim or be separated from Johnnie Walker, but I will, I will...

skysidhe 12-21-2006 07:47 AM

lol


umm so what is the tradition Griff? * Is curious*

Griff 12-21-2006 08:26 AM

Christmas eve oyster stew dinner and gifting at my parents house. With Mom gone my sister decided to do it at her place and invite her in-laws... whatever. I'm better at letting go of stuff than I used to be but I wonder if it'll bum Dad out not to have one lively evening at his house this year. Maybe we can take him out on a piss...

lumberjim 12-21-2006 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skysidhe
Does anyone NOT want colognes or perfumes as a gift?


::::looks at the post above and wishes for a bleeding heart emoticon::::

sniff sniff......do i smell sarcasm?

skysidhe 12-21-2006 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim
sniff sniff......do i smell sarcasm?

gawd no, You were cute and endearing. I was teasing you to hide the fact I found it touching.

I was wishing for an emoticon to gush for me. It would be fun to have an emoticon like this :heartpump that cracks,breaks and spills all over. :)

xoxoxoBruce 12-21-2006 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff
Christmas eve oyster stew dinner and gifting at my parents house.

We always did Oyster stew (grandma called it alligator soup) for supper on Christmas. Went well, after a big meal at noon and an afternoon of kin and gifts.
Quote:

With Mom gone my sister decided to do it at her place and invite her in-laws... whatever. I'm better at letting go of stuff than I used to be but I wonder if it'll bum Dad out not to have one lively evening at his house this year.
She did it without advice and consent from Dad? That sucks. :(

skysidhe 12-22-2006 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff
Maybe we can take him out on a piss...

I think it's a good idea! Create a different kind of memory.

I did the same with my mom yesterday. Well I didn't take her out drinking.:p I took her to see the Nativity movie. She loved it and it was a good story.Realistic characters. We had a good time.

Griff 12-22-2006 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
She did it without advice and consent from Dad? That sucks. :(

Those two can't communicate.:sniff:

Elspode 12-22-2006 01:12 PM

Huh? What's this about?

Phil 12-22-2006 01:13 PM

dont want any more bad news.

dont want to be in the UK.

dont want to do the whole family - duty stuff.

Griff 12-22-2006 01:14 PM

Are you about to give us some really bad news?


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