"has been" and "made" are both past tense - as they should be. Illegal imigrants should be kept out, plain and simple. For they are ruining it for those who try to come through legally. Hence the term Illegal.

Talking french won't win any points... 'cept with me, Morticia.

Mais c'est tres approprié...the French gave us Le Statué de Liberté...:D

Typical of the french to give us an "IKEA" gift that had to be assembled and had no base. Sacré bleu.

Did they also give us French Kissing? If so, did the Greeks just get the left overs?

Ah, for twenty years we kiss the frenchie... then one little Greek, I swear no bigger than my pinkie, and Spex will buttfuck your mouth.

Nice play on a classic punchline? A variation is where the preacher says "I would'na told that!"

Or the story about McGreggor the brick layer... but one goat! just one!

"...but you fuck one goat!"

Ah, good times. My very drunk aunt stood up unannounced and told this joke to a very unamused crowd in the middle of the toasts at her nephew's wedding.

you but fuck one goat!

In the variation, the guy has been called down in fornt of the congregation to confess his sins, and after listing several minor transgressions, with the preacher egging him on, he finally admits "I- I- I had sex with one of my goats..." and the preacher says . . . . . . . "I would'na told that!"