I tell myself that I'll just store my Chi. ...but I know me. this thing will go off while I'm cleaning it, no doubt. ....it can have a hair trigger some mornings.

Ahh to be young again.

sorry, honey, maybe I can get over there in September......

Does this guy have a Panda suit and hang out at the old sewage lagoon?

guy?

my bad. i didn't know she is a switch hitter. now my heart is broken because i felt we had a connection. sigh

monster's just fantasizing again. She does this from time to time. Then she realizes it is but a dream, and I am unattainable on every level.

Yeah, it's a curse. I was talking to my ex and the subject of this mutual friend came up and I told my ex that the guy's in love with me. The ex said "Well duh, who isn't?"

Who isn't, indeed.











:lol2:

classicman?

but then,... I'm not so sure, LOLZIE

Snort snicker lol. ;)

You just KNOW UG is.

What's bumming my stone?
 

My neighbors. They're fighting. Loudly. Profanely. Now, I got nothing against the use of profanity, hell, I'm a Pro Cusser League veteran. But, not out in public. Most of the time. This morning they were in the driveway at 7:45, full throttle. I came out on my front porch and just stared at them while they fought.

When she drove up the street, going to work I suppose, her husband gave me the stink-eye as he went toward his door. I smiled a big friendly smile, and quoted a line form "Blazing Saddles".

I said, in my cheeriest voice, mind you: "Good Morning Jerry. And isn't it a lovely morning?"

He didn't say anything.

Was he using the sarcasm font?

No, he was using your mom's font.

I hope he wiped it afterwards