You want to hear more about my vag, right?
I charge for that ;)

And SG: I compliment you on your sales expertise.

Oh yeah. Nurses love my veins. They look like they were laid onto my arms, instead of being inside them.

some guy asked me for a kiss outside seven eleven...

not sure what to think

a/s/l?

How was he?

My new boyfriend keeps telling me I'm really smart. I kind of want him to stop.

I want a new boyfriend.
And/ or someone who tells me I'm smart.

All I got is my counsellor, and she just implies she doesn't understand me...

I like strange compliments. :)

This little f'ing 19 year old stood at the counter at the gas station the other day and told me he thought I was very beautiful. It was strange because he was so young...The younger fops usually ignore me completely. Oh, and I had left the house looking shitty, and didn't care until that point. I laffed.

"warning lights... next to the danger signs"

Is inscrutable an acceptable substitute for strange?

Actually, I'm pretty sure it wasn't a compliment, now that I think about it.

I have been told on two separate occasions by two different swim coaches in the last month that I have great (hip) rotation. :D


--my hand entry however is way too close to midline.

A-Haaa! And how long have you been holding that little tid-bit? Psst...Tiki has a new boyfriend.

Spill it! :p

She already did. She brought knitting on her first date with him.

Does that mean she was on pins and needles with him?

i'd tell you awl about it, but it's too long a yarn for me to spin just now.