I don't know enough about you to judge you. All those on my list have at least 3,147 posts.

Well, then if I do not receive an award, I will leave...

Pam.

I'm happy. Happy Slappy. Who needs to be slapped next?

liar

Me! With another beer, preferably.

Biggest liar award goes to....Pensive Pam YAY!

I thought you gave up the booze and the one night stands.

Wait, WTF? I don't get an arbitrary immaterial reward-less award?

Fuck that. I'm leaving. FUCK YOU ALL IN THE ASS WITH A SHARP STICK!

Uh....
well....
I have a confession

catch! (It's Bud Select, sry)

There will be no Easter for me. I see eggs at the store. I feel like buying them just to smash them. I do not want to dye them...

God did not rise on the 3rd day; and perhaps too much religeous gilt; but I do not like the holiday. I am very mad and upset.

This is my thread, and yet it turned into something else. I will lock myself in my room for Easter. There is not God!

Pam.

No worries. At this point I would take a coors.

Owwwwww!

Pam you can have the most entertaining newbie award how is that? Will that or anything make you happy?

Love Nirvana

You'd better whisper. I think everyone is listening.

I guess I will accept that award. I came here for help, but I will take what I can get...

Always settling for less,
Pam.