Oops. Didn't mean to turn this into another birfday fredd...

But thanks! I had a nice mellow day.

A jazz chord

To say

I Ruv you,

A jazz chord

to say I care...

jim - looking at your pics, I always thought you were in your 30's. Anyway, I'm glad you had a good birthday

I used to be in my 30s. That says like... 4 years ago, or something. I can't be sure....

But thanks. I'm going to live to be 93, so it's all relative. If I was going to only live to be 80, then I would be in my 30s still.

Me, too. Wonder if that's a coincidence?

I just had a haircut, was brave enough to go into my bank to get a statement for my financial meeting later today, missed out on free Nandos wings by being two people too far back in the queue and realised I am beginning to find my way around Leeds. Slightly.

Unless the meeting is a complete disaster then I will count today as one of minor but satisfactory achievements.

Your bank gives out free chicken wings?

Only thing my bank gives me is a bill.<---See that? See what I did?

I just can't stop farting.

That happened to me a couple of weeks ago. I cut an almost uninterupted fart for 3 hours strait. And it reeked.

yeah, no flavor here. but they're hot. my ass is on fire.

I changed my diet pretty drastically last week. Been counting calories & sodium and eating salad every day. now I poop 2 or 3 times every day... and I'm flatulent as all hell. I hope I adjust soon. this is uncomfortable.

:lol2:..I almost spit ginger ale on the keyboard.

The gas is a byproduct of all the dying carb-eating bacteria species that you are no longer feeding. Die-off is usually 7-10 days unless you had some major illness going on before. It will stop soon, I promise.

haha...it's funny really. I had always just assumed that Jim farted a lot anyway. Not sure why, and I know it's probably rude, but I just figured you might be the type who farts then smiles and checks to see who's gagging.

Don't feel bad. My brother does this, and he's a medical professional. So do my teenagers, but that's no recommendation.

When I was pregnant I had gas coming from everywhere, so i eventually gave up being embarrassed by it. haha

Farts are funny.

I fart so openly in front of my family, I sometimes have to remind myself that I can't just do it anywhere.

Yeah, me too. lol. Even adens gf. I realised i might not in front of mavs new gf though...yet. lol