You mean just kidding these ARE all about me?

:sad:

Don't be sad on your birthday! Happy birthday, UT!

if it was ever about you
it really wasn't ever
i was just kidding anyway
you dont even know my life
i can say what i wanna say
just kidding i was just kidding

i hope you get a rash

not you

IT'S ALWAYS ALL ABOUT ME ME ME



except when it isn't

yeah, well, happy birthday anyway, i hope it's better than the weather

and i hope you trip up the steps

not you

I hope you hit your front tooth on your coffee mug, but not so hard that it becomes loose, just enough that your tongue feels around it every 10 minutes for the next two hours because your brain knows that something happened.

I hope you manage to blow out all of the candles on your birthday cake but one.

And now for something completely different: HB, UT!

I hope you forget how to ride a bike

I hope that when you finally find out how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, assuming a woodchuck could chuck wood, you are sorely disappointed.

And Happy Birthday Toad!

Happy Birthday Toad!

I hope you shart.

Not you. You. Yeah, you. You fukkin fuk.

I hope the whiskey you're drinking came out of a plastic bottle


I hope when you bungie jump, the cord wraps around your testes.

I hope you wet the bed

I hope your dog makes a pile of used menstruation apparatus in your living room and happy birthday!

I hope you don't have enough room for desert on Thanksgiving.

I hope your check engine light comes on. And flickers.