Yes, Wolf is a dream woman in many ways and I greatly appreciate her attitudes and flexibility.

Wolf, it sounds like you are most guy's dream woman, but there are other qualifying characteristics:

1) Do you like televised sports, no matter what the subject?

Yes. I even have favorite teams and can (semi) intelligently discuss the finer points of several types of sporting contests. I will admit that I am not able to give accurate play by plays of minor events in years-past games, but I believe this is an illustration of the innate difference in the wiring of the male vs. female brains.

2) How many socks and underwear on the floor is too many?

If the bedroom becomes too full I will sleep on the couch in the office.

3) Your man says he needs a large screen TV. Do you
(a) ask how much it costs, or
(b) offer to drive to Best Buy?

Offer to drive to the Tweeter home entertainment store because I understand that the Bang and Olufson surround sound stereo package goes MUCH better with the Sony Plasma HDTV wallscreen.

Oh, and I make sure we get the one that will also interface with the computer system. AND that there are enough RCA and optical jacks available to handle all the other components and game systems.

4) Finances become tight. Do you
(a) cut down on the ammo budget, or
(b) rush out and bring home reloading equipment and coo sexily that it seems like a great couples' activity to you?

The ammo budget is not something eligible for cutting. We can do without broccoli and salads for a bit.

Moreso (b), but will be perfectly happy messing about with the equipment myself. Just means I do a little less cross stitching and crocheting during the winter months.

Not all activities need to be group activities, after all.

:blush:

Thank you sweetheart! :) (warm happy glow)

<beavis>hehheh... he said flexibility.... hehheh... </beavis>

So in other words, the ideal woman is... a man.

Not sure about this

I'm answering to - because according to a friend of mine - he is now using me as the perfect girl for the armed forces because 1) I love video games 2) I have a subscription to playboy 3) I go to strip clubs, with my mom.... (adopted) 4) I don't give a damn about the toilet seat 5) I can keep up with Navy drinking.

1) Do you like televised sports, no matter what the subject?
I'm the only one in the house that does. BF likes playing - not watching. I swear at the TV. In this - I get it from my mom who is an enormous sports fan.

2) How many socks and underwear on the floor is too many?
If I have none left to wear. (Unfortunately with this - turning inside out and using other side is not an option - I will just go commando)

3) Your man says he needs a large screen TV. Do you (a) ask how much it costs, or (b) offer to drive to Best Buy?
- B - kinda - I would do all the comparison shopping - find the best deal and borrow my buddys truck to go get it.

4) Finances become tight. Do you (a) cut down on the ammo budget, or (b) rush out and bring home reloading equipment and coo sexily that it seems like a great couples' activity to you?
Being as we just last weekend got a 4 point - either and both. LOL

OK, so could one or more of the ladies explain this whole toilet seat thing? I mean, not to be too offensive (like I could do that in this crowd anyway), if I woke up in the middle of the night and peed on the lid because somebody had left it down and I didn't bother to check before I started, I'd be laughed out of the house if I complained about it. So why are some women so insistent on this particular topic to the point that it's legendary for starting horrible arguments?

Personally, I just don't like getting an ass full of cold water in the middle of the night when I'm half asleep trying not to wake my other half by not turning the light on.

Besides, ya'll tend to miss, and I REALLY don't wanna be sitting in THAT.

Dagney

If you don't want an ass full of cold water put the seat down first. you don't need a god damn light to do that.
You don't want piss on the seat? Fair enough. Very reasonable. But then you want us to put the seat back down so it's ready for you? Why in hell don't you put the seat up so it's ready for us?
Nooo, you want it your way all the time. You want us to put it up AND down while you do nothing. Bullshit.
Lets compromise. EVERYBODY put the seat AND the lid down after use. Everytime..no exceptions....that's fair to everyone and you always know what you're going to find.:angry:

Clearly the only answer is to leave the seat down, and we will pee in the sink.

problem fucking solved

If you don't want an ass full of cold water put the seat down first. you don't need a god damn light to do that.
You don't want piss on the seat? Fair enough. Very reasonable. But then you want us to put the seat back down so it's ready for you? Why in hell don't you put the seat up so it's ready for us?
Nooo, you want it your way all the time. You want us to put it up AND down while you do nothing. Bullshit.
Lets compromise. EVERYBODY put the seat AND the lid down after use. Everytime..no exceptions....that's fair to everyone and you always know what you're going to find.

my wife and i have had this same argument . Afriend who had 3(wife and 2 daughters ) girls and 2 guys ( him and his son ) came up with the BEST answer . Seat and top down for safety reasons , small kids can drownd in the toylet bowl :cool:

Problem fucking is solved by peeing in the sink? Shit, and all this time, I've been paying out the ass for Viagra?!

flexibility = not bitching in general but specifically about my trashy apt , loaded guns and live ammo laying around.

Okay, golf is not a sport. Therefore, it must be an art, because anything that damn difficult is either one or the other.

Hey, Dar...what about the ones he left - did you say 'stuck to' or 'hanging on'? - the door?



Bzzzzzzz!!!! I'm sorry, but that answer is not correct! Clearly, you must already own a TV of at least 48" diameter if you don't think you need a larger one.

Oh, hell no...in fact, although I only initially addressed it to Wolf, I've really enjoyed everyone's responses. The Cellar obviously attracts a lot of prime females!

Beautiful post, Bruce. That's EXACTLY how I feel, and I've said the same many times. It simply amazes me that millions of women feel <i>so strongly</i> about an argument that makes <i>absolutely no fucking sense</i>.

Although poor Dagney was just answering your question. :)