Wow, LJ, you're an even bigger pussy than I thought. You couldn't just come right out and insult me (like everyone else does), no, you had to re-open a thread that's been dead for SIX MONTHS and hide behind that as a way to do it. Grow a spine, loser.

You know, I'm rather flattered that I made an impression on you and others right from the start. In your case, I can't even recall a single post you've ever made--yes, you're that boring and uninspiring. You do have your gay little poetry room that no one ever goes to, and that's the only reason I've ever even heard of you.

You see, LJ, you may not like me personally, but I personally couldn't give a shit about how you feel. I don't know who you are, don't know anything about you, and have no interest whatsoever in finding anything out about you or your dull, forgettable personality. One of my favorite movies is "American Beauty," and there's a great line from that movie that perfectly describes people like you:

"You're very ordinary."

That must be really sad for you. Now go take your Viagra and try to fuck over someone who cares. :3eye:

Did I miss something here? Or was this always intended to be a flesh-ripping, go-for-the-nads-in-all-seriousness insult thread?

Oh, and by the way, LJ, I was serious about the dentist thing. That big ol' fang you've got sticking out in the front has really got to go. It brings out the unsightly white-trash in you.

Well Patrick, I didn't think it was, but you'd have to ask Lumberjim about that since he re-opened this thread with the sole intent of ripping me a new one.

Garnet, I notice you are afraid to post a picture of yourself. What are you hiding? Hmm?

Coward.

Honey, if I looked like YOU, I wouldn't be posting a picture anywhere....

Made you look.

garnet, i hardly ripped you a new one. i insulted you. and am getting two replies to each insult so far. guess you DO care what i think. Just admit that you're an angry bull dyke, and people will accept you for what you are. It's ok to like women. It's when you lie to yourself about it that you build up things like nonspecific rage, resentment toward children, and affiliations with whacko orgs like Peta.

:thumbsup: ROFLMAO!!! nice one LJ, this is possibly the first time that i seriously laughed out loud at an insult in the cellar.

garnet is angry, but i don't think she is a bull dyke - i think she was dating some communist dude a while back. so she may be bi, but i don't think she is a straightup dyke.

this is funny though, no one has made fun of garnet in awhile, but you've made it fun again.

Lookout, you silly boy--I wasn't dating a Communist! That line was a quote from Elaine on Seinfeld. You know, the episode where she was dating that guy who was reading "The Daily Worker"? My new boyfriend and I are leaving Saturday for the Caribbean. I'll send you and LumberJim a bomb...errrr....ooops, I mean a POSTCARD!

oh, i didn't get it. i'm the one american that thought seinfeld was annoying. i've only seen maybe 3/4 episodes ever.

LJ, the one thing I've always noticed about you is that you're never happier then when stirring the shit. I've gone back and looked at the old threads, and so often, there you were with some little barbed comment or insinuating remark, egging people on to be hateful toward one another even when one or the other was trying to be conciliatory. That's what I meant about the single snowflake never believing it's responsible for the avalanche.

Why are you so afraid of Garnet with her love of animals or me with my concern for the plight of the disadvantaged? You obviously make scads of money. Are you afraid people like me and Garnet will start something like the French Revolution here in the US and take your rich boy toys away? Give me a break! (not that you ever have)

You've been gone from the board for quite sometime, and now you show up merely to be nasty and start a fight. Just who do you think you are, anyhow? Do you think people will admire you for being petty and unkind? You've done some good things for this board like the creative writing forums. Why don't you come back and shine like I've seen you do in the past, instead of return as a black hole?

I'm really disappointed in you, LJ, which probably makes you happy. Too bad you can't understand. Go yell at your sales staff and leave the Cellar alone if that's all you can offer these days.

mari, why is it your assumption that people who are hard on you or disagree with you make "scads" of money? and even if they do have a lot of money, why do you assume that is why they disagree with your ideas?

i don't know LJ's motivation for digging at garnet today (nor do i really care), but he has just as much right, as you or i, to come in here and post what he wants. and if he uses his time to call garnet ( or you, or me) out on the carpet, then so be it.

I don't think that people disagree with me because they make scads of money. I have noticed, however, that people with money are often insulated by their income to certain realities of life in America, because they've never experienced them. I say this because I was once one of those people with a comfortable income and middle class life style and I didn't have a clue about how some things REALLY are.

Sure, as long as UT doesn't 86 us, we can all post as we please. One thing I admire about the Cellar is that the concept of freedom of speech is given every respect. However, I don't have to respect people who post stuff that amounts to SPAM or name calling. You and I have had many a debate, and while I may not always agree with your viewpoints, I have respected what you said, as long as you weren't calling me names. I love an intelligent debate. I dispise petty character assasination. It's my right to make that comment.

what you don't take into account when you say that people who have a decent income don't understand the plight of people without money, is that you have no idea where we have come from in our lives. many people who make decent money have come from a background of having nothing. so when you say that they hold different views because they have money as insulation, what you are really saying is that their past doesn't matter - they are who they are because of the money they earn today. and that just isn't correct.

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edit: oh yeah, this is the insult thread... colorodo sucks and so do you. :D