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Gravdigr 05-16-2016 04:15 PM

Police say Sinead O'Connor found safe, no details released

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Sorreh. Sorrrry, urrbody.[/clevelandbrown]

glatt 05-17-2016 08:08 AM

Good for her. I hope she gets better.

I liked her one hit.

DanaC 05-17-2016 08:55 AM

I really liked her first album, The Lion and the Cobra

This was my favourite from the album: (she was about 19 here) Shades of Siouxie Sioux to this one



We're all well acquainted with her look now, but back in the late 80s, she was startling.

This was also a great track - this was the one that was more of a chart hit


Clodfobble 05-17-2016 08:10 PM

It's been seven hours and fifteen days...!

We used to wail that line (along with the rest of the song) while prepping the day's ingredients at the Domino's Pizza where my friend and I worked.

Gravdigr 05-18-2016 12:07 PM

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Old quarry near runway now saves airport $430,000 a year

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Beest 05-18-2016 12:51 PM

They are using the lake as a heat sink, but what happens when the heat sink warms up? I hope they have done their math and don't find in a couple of years they have heated the water and surrounding rock and it is no longer efficient, or heating the water increases evaporation and dries the lake.

Gravdigr 05-18-2016 01:48 PM

I expect that the quarry folk struck a spring, which filled the quarry, and, springs usually being cold, keeps the water a steady temp.


[drift] A buddy of mine was approached by a neighboring farm to use his spring-fed pond as an irrigation source. During the egineering, the water temp was tested several times, as was the actual water entering the pond. The spring water was a constant 49 degrees.[/drift]

glatt 05-18-2016 01:57 PM

Quarries are often much deeper than lakes, so it should take longer than you might expect to warm up. But the math point is still valid.

I would sometimes swim in a quarry not too far from home as a kid, and it was much colder than the lakes in the area. It was worth it though, because of the cliffs.

xoxoxoBruce 05-18-2016 02:03 PM

Yes, but they're pumping a shitload of BTUs into that quarry. Evidently the evaporation rate and inflow balanced in the past. If the evaporation rate increases from the added heat, I wonder if the inflow will increase also.

Gravdigr 05-30-2016 01:28 PM

Lingering bullet wound kills St. Louis-area Army vet 45 years after Vietnam

Gravdigr 06-03-2016 03:55 PM

I didn't know there was a race.:eek:

Gravediggers compete in race judged on speed and style

The winners dug a hole 2'7" wide x 6'6" long x 5'3" deep in "just over 34 minutes". Daaaayum.:3_eyes:

Can you dig it? I knew that you could.:cool:

BigV 06-03-2016 04:01 PM

Maaybe.

Depends on where and with what.

fargon 06-03-2016 07:02 PM

Backhoe, no problem.

xoxoxoBruce 06-03-2016 09:51 PM

A shame not to plunk 18 coffins into those holes while they were open.

xoxoxoBruce 06-08-2016 06:52 PM

I'm sure you've seen the video of the woman who bought the Chewbacca mask at Kohls and posted a 4 minute video.

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According to Money, the grand total is roughly $420,000.

Money breaks down the amount like this: $3,000 in gift cards from Kohl’s +$5,000 travel expenses for talk shows + $2,500 gift card from Hasbro + $7,500 Disney World vacation for the family + $2,000 for the VIP treatment at Fan Expo Dallas + $400,000 in college scholarships for her family.

That’s a whole lot of money. It’s just under half a million dollars, and it all came out of posting a 4-minute video where she laughs in her car over a CHEWBACCA MASK. Clearly, this wookiee is winning.
My god, what a country. :facepalm:

glatt 06-09-2016 08:13 AM

It resonated and she got her 15 minutes of fame and a big check too. Good for her. It seemed genuine.

xoxoxoBruce 06-09-2016 10:01 AM

I was surprised there was no youtube money, I guess because she put it on basefook.

Gravdigr 06-09-2016 11:42 AM

Waitchewbaccamaskwhutnow?

xoxoxoBruce 06-09-2016 12:08 PM


Gravdigr 06-09-2016 12:37 PM

Wow. She enjoyed that waaaaaaay too much.:lol2:

Thank you, Bruce.

Gravdigr 06-11-2016 12:09 PM

It’s not a Fourth Amendment search if a cop swipes your credit card

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Gravdigr 06-25-2016 01:41 PM

Man Charged with Murder After His Ex-Girlfriend Commits Suicide to 'Escape the Relationship' in Rare Case

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tw 06-25-2016 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 962090)

Driver license contains bar codes and other information readable only by a scanner. Should one win on appeal because an officer read those bar or QR codes on his license? Even if a security code is not printed on the license - only in a computer readable code? Same difference.

Gravdigr 06-26-2016 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by tw (Post 963194)
Driver license contains bar codes and other information readable only by a scanner.

Mine don't.:D

Not yet, anyway.:fingerx:

tw 06-26-2016 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 963228)
Mine don't.:D

KY does not have any security features on its driver's licenses? I thought that makes a license unacceptable for other purposes such as boarding a plane?

Gravdigr 06-27-2016 04:05 PM

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Dammit, ya made me go look.

There is a bar code/QR code-looking hybrid-type thingy across the back.

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I'm not sure if I knew that was there.

This license prolly hasn't been out of my wallet since I got it. Nevermind. :facepalm:

tw 06-27-2016 06:29 PM

Why wear gloves when checking a KY drivers license?

Pamela 06-27-2016 08:33 PM

Anthrax. Them hillbillies have cattle and horses and whatnot and don't even wash their hands!

Gravdigr 06-28-2016 12:54 AM

Hey! I'm right here!

:D

tw 06-28-2016 08:13 AM

We must see what that TSA guard sees. So that what an Anthrax victim looks like? KY breeds an anthrax epidemic! We know it is true. It was written on the internet.

Spexxvet 06-28-2016 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by tw (Post 963307)
Why wear gloves when checking a KY drivers license?

He didn't want to get the KY on his hands

Gravdigr 06-28-2016 02:26 PM

Or, he wanted to get it on his gloves.

In preparation for the second step in the boarding process...cavity search, his favorite.

Gravdigr 07-04-2016 03:01 PM

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The new law, SB 1736, dictates that should any concealed carry permit holder's safety be threatened after disarming themselves to enter their place of business, then the business will be held liable.
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tw 07-04-2016 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr quoted (Post 963813)
... should any concealed carry permit holder's safety be threatened after disarming themselves to enter their place of business, then the business will be held liable.

Which only proves that going to work early is unhealthy. Best always be late (as in still alive).

Undertoad 07-22-2016 12:58 PM

George Harrison memorial tree killed by infestation of beetles

glatt 07-22-2016 01:11 PM

The irony. Or something.

Gravdigr 07-22-2016 10:21 PM

That's almost poetic.

Carruthers 07-26-2016 09:02 AM

Duelling Officers Set Fire To Mess
 
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Two officers attempting to settle a disagreement by duelling with flares at a British Army base have set fire to the officers mess, according to Forces TV sources.

The officers decided the solution to their argument was to each take a kayak into the swimming pool and fire flare guns at each other at the Allenby Barracks in Bovington on Friday night.

One of the flares managed to set the seven-story building alight.

Unfortunately, when personnel tried to put out the fire, sources said the base’s fire hoses had been shut off due to fears over Legionnaires disease following an outbreak on the base in January.

They attempted to put the fire out with CO2 fire extinguisher but after failing were forced to call the Dorset and Wiltshire Fire and Rescue Service just before midnight.

Ten fire crews arrived at the base from across the county to tackle the blaze which was on the top floor, although not all were needed.

Sources at the base said the fire service used water from the swimming pool, emptying it as they tackled the fire.

They said the building was unusable and the ground floor remained underwater.

Louise Knox, Media Communications Manager for Dorset and Wiltshire Fire and Rescue Service, said the fire was put out by 1:50am and the cause of the fire “remains under investigation”.

A British Army spokesperson said:

“We can confirm a fire occurred on Friday evening at Bovington Camp, Dorset Fire & Rescue attended the fire. There was some damage but no one was injured, while an investigation is taking place it would be inappropriate to comment further.”
Army, RAF and RN officers are known for their 'creativity' when it comes to making their own entertainment.
The longer the evening goes on, the more 'creative' the entertainment becomes, except in this case when it became destructive.
I imagine that this will result in more than an uncomfortable 'hats on interview without tea and bickies'.
I couldn't upload the images in the story as the file sizes are too big, but you can see them for yourself here: Link.

Gravdigr 07-26-2016 12:35 PM

That was a great story.

Carruthers 07-27-2016 08:51 AM

News just in...
 
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At least the cheese board was saved from the inferno.

Can't let standards slip, can we chaps?

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DanaC 07-27-2016 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Carruthers (Post 965367)
Can't let standards dip, can we chaps?

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Carruthers 07-27-2016 10:51 AM

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:) :thumb:

sexobon 07-30-2016 10:07 PM

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Skydiver becomes first person to jump and land without chute

(That's right, no parachute, no wingsuit and no fellow skydiver with an extra one to hand him in mid-air.)

A 42-year-old skydiver with more than 18,000 jumps made history Saturday when he became the first person to leap without a parachute and land in a net instead.

After a two-minute freefall, Luke Aikins landed dead center in the 100-by-100-foot net at the Big Sky movie ranch on the outskirts of Simi Valley. ...

footfootfoot 07-30-2016 11:23 PM

Fearless Freep

Carruthers 07-31-2016 09:05 AM



At one point, his heart rate was shown at 148bpm!

Why would anyone want to do that? Just why?

Happy Monkey 07-31-2016 09:58 AM

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After a two-minute freefall, Luke Aikins landed dead
perhaps not the best phrasing...

Gravdigr 07-31-2016 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Carruthers (Post 965613)
Why would anyone want to do that?

Suicidal, but can't go through with it.

sexobon 07-31-2016 01:20 PM

So he could brag about his net worth.

Pamela 07-31-2016 04:40 PM

Adrenaline junkies do a lot of strange things.

Gravdigr 08-01-2016 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 965627)
So he could brag about his net worth.

We sees what you did there.

sexobon 08-01-2016 03:52 PM

Q: What's his net worth?

A: About the same as his golden parachute.

Carruthers 08-12-2016 09:48 AM

I briefly considered posting this in Idiot Of The Day but I think that the poor chap has suffered enough, however his surname provides added comic value.

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New father given piles op by mistake

A first-time father in China has learnt a painful lesson about trusting doctors after he was taken by mistake for a haemorrhoid operation as he waited for his wife to give birth.

The 29-year-old man, identified only by his surname, Wang, was waiting on Monday in a corridor by the surgical ward of a hospital in Shenyang, northeast China. His wife was preparing for a caesarean section and fathers in China are typically excluded from births.

After waiting less than an hour Mr Wang was beckoned in but did not hear clearly what the doctor said. He wondered why the husband of a woman having a baby should need to drop his trousers and get on an operating table, but did as instructed.

“Maybe I just know too little, and I’m afraid of being laughed at for ignorance if I ask more questions,” he said to the Chinese Business Morning View.

Although he was given an anaesthetic Mr Wang, who did not know he had haemorrhoids, said he had pain and difficulty walking after the surgery. He was also frustrated by being unable to help his wife with their new baby.

The hospital explained that Mr Wang had been mistaken by doctors for another man. He has been offered £500 compensation, but his family have consulted lawyers and may sue.
The article was in The Times and is behind Uncle Rupert's paywall but The Register has its own take on the subject.

Gravdigr 08-12-2016 01:40 PM

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‘Criminal Minds’: Thomas Gibson Fired in Wake of On-Set Altercation

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The first article I read said he was suspended for two shows. Now he's fired. How do ya fire the star of the show?!

sexobon 08-12-2016 06:20 PM

They had no choice when they found out he was a polygamist leading a double life and cheating on Dharma.

footfootfoot 08-12-2016 06:26 PM

"Hey Tom, haveaniceweekendyou'refired!"

Snakeadelic 08-14-2016 09:43 AM

They fired him because he KICKED a writer during the filming of an episode he was directing. None of the stories I've seen so far mention where or how hard the writer got kicked, just that Gibson lost his temper over "creative differences".

sexobon 08-14-2016 10:45 AM

I read that he kicked the person in the shin. Perhaps it was a case of Olimpick fever!

footfootfoot 08-14-2016 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 966624)
I read that he kicked the person in the shin. Perhaps it was a case of Olimpick fever!

In his autobiography, John Muir describes a similar game he played as a child in Scotland. The boys would face off toe to toe and grasp each other's left forearm then using their free hand they would beat one another on the shins until one cried uncle.

He claims this, and other deprivations gave him the mental fortitude to withstand the difficulties he encountered during his travels.

Carruthers 08-18-2016 05:15 AM

That's weird: Impatient BMW driver brings out the 'wurst' in pedestrian
 
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BERLIN — An angry pedestrian in Germany dented a luxury vehicle after huring a foot-long bologna at the BMW, saying it was going too fast and endangering his son.

Police in the eastern city of Neubrandenburg said the sausage strife broke out over the weekend when the 49-year-old man and his 8-year-old son were crossing the street.

As a 47-year-old BMW driver tried to scoot quickly into a nearby parking spot, the pedestrian yelled “stop” but after the car didn’t slow, he threw the sausage he was carrying at it.

The bologna triumphed over Bavarian engineering, leaving a small dent in the BMW’s back right door.

Police said the pedestrian is suspected of causing property damage.

The bologna was not seized as evidence.
That's one hell of an over engineered sausage, or BMW construction standards have slipped. :)

LINK

footfootfoot 08-18-2016 03:50 PM

My bologna has a first name,
it's B A V A R...


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