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monster 01-21-2012 07:05 AM

Yo're mixing your Star Series.... ;)

well, Takei is.....

ZenGum 01-21-2012 06:31 PM

They said don't cross the streams.

Nothing about not crossing the memes.

Damn, just did it again.

classicman 01-21-2012 11:33 PM

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Nirvana 01-26-2012 07:11 PM

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footfootfoot 01-26-2012 07:12 PM

Yeah. I disagree with that.

Nirvana 01-26-2012 07:16 PM

I would think the horse does too...

Elspode 01-28-2012 12:57 AM

I don't know whether to say that's a horse's ass or an ass's horse...

Sundae 01-28-2012 06:14 AM

Hey Spode. Always good to see you.

jimhelm 01-28-2012 04:42 PM

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plthijinx 01-28-2012 04:46 PM

:lol2: lmfao jim!!!!!

BrianR 01-29-2012 08:58 AM

:eyebrow:

ZenGum 01-30-2012 05:55 AM

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Mmmmmmm ... cupcakes....

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classicman 01-30-2012 09:58 AM

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mmm .... moar cupcakes

jimhelm 01-30-2012 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plthijinx (Post 791346)
:lol2: lmfao jim!!!!!

I just noticed that classic had posted that in the motivational posters thread on the 26th. oops. sorry.

classicman 01-30-2012 10:18 AM

no worries.

richlevy 01-30-2012 07:34 PM

I'm afraid to ask what the two cupcakes dripping red represent.....:redcard:





Those cupcakes are just like the previous sentence. Too many periods.

classicman 01-30-2012 08:05 PM

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!!!WARNING!!!

classicman 01-30-2012 08:55 PM

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when you see it, you'll know. Look hard.

Dagney 01-30-2012 10:10 PM

Doesn't look hard to me - maybe shy....or perhaps it's cold.

Gravdigr 01-31-2012 03:03 PM

The Finger. In the moobies. With a CeeLo Green soundtrack...guess which song it is???


Gravdigr 02-01-2012 04:09 PM

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I get the rest of it, but...How does sticking out your tongue help?

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Clodfobble 02-01-2012 04:48 PM

You misunderstood, he's stretching his tongue... the rest is just a coincidence.

footfootfoot 02-01-2012 06:33 PM

autofellatio. ur doin it rong

wolf 02-01-2012 07:21 PM

I will never look at Mister Sulu the same way ever again.

Sundae 02-02-2012 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 791796)
when you see it, you'll know. Look hard.

I missed it. Twice!
Well, not that impressive then.

I first thought the barefoot lady was accused of doing a Clod, when it's obvious that was just the reflection of the lights.

Gravdigr 02-02-2012 02:24 PM

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Wait, whut?!

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Elspode 02-04-2012 02:41 AM

Well, they've got to *somewhere*. Duh.

Elspode 02-04-2012 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 791782)
!!!WARNING!!!

Sometimes, she doesn't feel...fresh.

Scriveyn 02-04-2012 01:49 PM

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(Sorry if missed this if it's been posted before in some form)

BigV 02-04-2012 08:59 PM

Hellllllloooooo. Nurse!

Gravdigr 02-05-2012 02:46 PM

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The hello titty shirt reminded me of this:

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Sundae 02-05-2012 02:49 PM

That's a real snort for me, as I regularly buy Sainsbury's products.
Good catch by that photographer.

Gravdigr 02-15-2012 03:42 PM

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Don't get too touchy-feely Freddy.

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BigV 02-15-2012 07:11 PM

She looks a bit like young Tess York, but grown up, don't you think?

infinite monkey 02-16-2012 01:09 PM

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:lol2:

Sundae 02-16-2012 01:11 PM

Wallop!

Gravdigr 02-16-2012 02:03 PM

I've been debating for a long time whether to post this or not. And then I thought "Hey, it is art(ish)." Well it could be.

And, if it's too bad, one of our newly re-elected mods could yank it.

It's a Newton's Cradle...for Hefner, maybe?

Jim Duvall Photography
1608 - 15th Ave W.
Building B
Seattle, WA 98119

360-303-8738

Regarding: DMCA Take down notice for image -

The image located at the URL below is copyrighted to me. I am the sole
copyright holder and act in good faith on my behalf. This image is posted
with out my permission and I would like it removed. Please do so. I swear
under penalty of perjury that the above is true.

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=795613


Sincerely

Jim Duvall

footfootfoot 02-16-2012 03:29 PM

Jim Duvall must be a black belt in Dale Carnegie.

"Hey, I got an idea..."

BigV 02-16-2012 05:22 PM

I've met him, he's a regular guy. His studio is a couple miles from my house.

I don't have his suspension bondage expertise, but I certainly admire it.

infinite monkey 02-16-2012 05:39 PM

Grav, it's fine. It's in the NSFW thread, it's not abusive, it is rather artsy...

But come on, the penis and the grill? How are you not laughing your head off? ;)

Sheldonrs 02-16-2012 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 795770)
...And, if it's too bad, one of our newly re-elected mods could yank it.


I'm sure they will. ;)

TheMercenary 02-16-2012 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 795879)
But come on, the penis and the grill? How are you not laughing your head off? ;)

That was great... oh, and I did LMHO....

ZenGum 02-18-2012 03:38 AM

So long as it doesn't make me a sandwich. That would be weird.

Gravdigr 02-19-2012 04:42 PM

Or a hotdog...

richlevy 02-19-2012 08:16 PM

Brings back memories of Plastic Forks.

Gravdigr 02-22-2012 01:01 AM

***Not Safe For Lunch***
 
***Not Safe For Lunch***

Meh...Not too bad, really. Unless you're particularly squeamy. Just Donald, and his foot.


xoxoxoBruce 02-23-2012 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 795896)
I'm sure they will. ;)

One of them. ;)

dmg1969 02-23-2012 02:18 PM

Footloose!

Sundae 02-23-2012 02:32 PM

I started watching.
Then realised what it was.
I didn't find it revolting, but I felt no further need to view.

I might forward it to Mum.
She doesn't mind that kinda thing.

In another time, another place she'd have been a Nurse. Just that it was considered above her station.
Such a waste of an iron stomach and compassion for strangers.
And with the brains to pass exams, if only someone had told her that.

Gravdigr 02-26-2012 04:22 PM

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Gravdigr 02-26-2012 04:38 PM

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Jug-fishing?

:D

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dmg1969 02-27-2012 12:01 PM

Who knew that this was a problem big enough to warrant its own sign. :eek:

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Sundae 02-27-2012 12:03 PM

Grav, why is a woman with big tits a WTF?
I might be missing something here.

classicman 02-27-2012 12:49 PM

Cuz that fish is so small its illegal to keep...

footfootfoot 02-27-2012 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 797984)
Grav, why is a woman with big tits a WTF?
I might be missing something here.

Despite Grav's many shining qualities, discerning the subtle differences between wtf, wtf nsfw, and regular old nsfw, are not among them.

just move on.


Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 798004)
Cuz that fish is so small its illegal to keep...

snort

ZenGum 02-27-2012 10:02 PM

Meanwhile...

Dolphins like being pissed on? WTF???

And who is that hunchback with the enormous wang?

Spexxvet 02-28-2012 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 798120)
And who is that hunchback with the enormous wang?

Quasimoto Holmes;)

jimhelm 02-28-2012 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 796989)
***Not Safe For Lunch***

Meh...Not too bad, really. Unless you're particularly squeamy. Just Donald, and his foot.
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uck. turns out i AM particularly squeamy. jesus.

do you think he made a video of his teeth when he lost them, too?

how did this redneck get his foot from the doctor? I assume he had it surgically removed. i hope. god i hope.

this is the definition of GRIM. fuck.


i'm going to keep typing here because i need some more time to get past that fucking idiot pulling at the loose tendon, and sticking his finger in his own gore.

what the hell kind of coping mechanism is that? a brave face?

fuck
shit
damn
piss
hell

Gravdigr 02-28-2012 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 797984)
Grav, why is a woman with big tits a WTF?
I might be missing something here.

Well, outside of "WTF, lookit 'em jugs!!", the WTF was more in my comment on the pic. "Jugfishing" is a fishing technique where one ties his (or her) fishing line to a 'jug' instead of the more readily accepted method of using a pole. But instead, she's using the more readily accepted method of using a pole, and just happens to have two big jugs. See, she's not really using the jugs that she has to fish with. She's actually using the pole. See, in my warped excuse for a mind, the juxtaposition of fishing, and having jugs, but, not 'jugfishing' with the jugs she has, or any other set of jugs, while she's fishing, elicits humorous leanings in my sense of humor.

And besides that, I just found the little shovel I've been using to dig the Cellar deeper, I'd lost it for a while.

Gravdigr 02-28-2012 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 798241)
fuck
shit
damn
piss
hell

:lol2:

You can't imagine how much I've thought about that guy since I happened across that clip.


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