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Trilby 07-22-2011 10:23 AM

the juxtaposition of high and low culture in that clip is Classic Bugs Bunny.

Tho Daffy Duck, with all his bitter cynicism and misanthropy, was my favorite.

infinite monkey 07-22-2011 10:29 AM

ME TOO! I'm all about Daffy and always have been. I got into a big argument on the elementary school bus about how DAffy is WAY better than Donald Duck. Donald was such an unlikeable pudwhacker. I LOVE Daffy!

Oh, and i crack my friends up whenever I see a yellow car (or a tattoo) with Tweety Bird on it. I have a yellow bug, and it has been implied I should do the Tweety thing. I fucking HATE that fucking bird. What a little phony little baby shithead. I'd like to stomp his face in. I dream of the day Tweety is a bloody corpse while Sylvester stands by licking his chops in revelry. :lol:

It's really just one of the bits I do for a laugh. I've never liked Tweety, but as my satirical comments often go way over peoples heads here in the Cellar (OMG, the HORRORS), I have to say if Tweety were real I swear I wouldn't wish such horrible things to happen to the little twat.

eta: and my car's color is called mellow yellow and is not that bright ass tweety looking yellow anyway.

limey 07-22-2011 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 745864)
... the Tweety thing. I fucking HATE that fucking bird. What a little phony little baby shithead. I'd like to stomp his face in. I dream of the day Tweety is a bloody corpse while Sylvester stands by licking his chops in revelry. :lol:

:mad2: I'm with you there!
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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 745864)
It's really just one of the bits I do for a laugh. I've never liked Tweety, but as my satirical comments often go way over peoples heads here in the Cellar (OMG, the HORRORS), I have to say if Tweety were real I swear I wouldn't wish such horrible things to happen to the little twat...

Oops! :blush:

infinite monkey 07-22-2011 11:23 AM

Hahahahhaa! OK, I MIGHT really wish those things on Tweety if Tweety were real.

I'm just trying for 'kinder gentler' murderous crazed old woman. ;)

limey 07-22-2011 11:41 AM

Actually this
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Tweety is a bloody corpse while Sylvester stands by licking his chops in revelry
happens in my house every day except for "Tweety" read "wild bird" and for "Sylvester" read "Jasper" (or "Maurice").
So I'm toughened by my domestic experiences ...

John 07-22-2011 02:18 PM

WTF image time: A spider, molting.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...6/07659d49.gif

infinite monkey 07-22-2011 02:21 PM

omg John I hate you. :worried:

I don't really hate you, but big arachnophobe here.

glatt 07-22-2011 03:32 PM

You mean when I see an old dead dried up spider, it's just the shell of the smaller spider and there is actually a much bigger live spider somewhere nearby?
:eek:

Lola Bunny 07-22-2011 04:23 PM

That's surely scary!

wolf 07-22-2011 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 745595)
This picture was in the paper this morning. Dude was trying to capture a jaguar terrorizing an Indian village. Makes me glad the worst we have around here is bunnies.

Leopard, not jaguar. Unless it escaped from a zoo. Jaguars are found in Central and South America, as well as in wealthier neighborhoods in England and the United States. But that particular variety tends not to have spots if they're cared for properly.

Oh, and then there's this one ...

"But Mr Dent, the plans have been available in the local planning office for the last nine months."

"Oh yes, well as soon as I heard I went straight round to see them, yesterday afternoon. You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them, had you? I mean, like actually telling anybody or anything."

"But the plans were on display ..."

"On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them."

"That's the display department."

"With a flashlight."

"Ah, well the lights had probably gone."

"So had the stairs."

"But look, you found the notice didn't you?"

"Yes," said Arthur, "yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'."

Crimson Ghost 07-22-2011 11:34 PM

Was the leopard deaf?

ZenGum 07-23-2011 02:31 AM

And why did Warner Brothers hate cats so much?

Happy Monkey 07-23-2011 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by John (Post 745930)

Reminds me of this one of mine:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/8/116...1ff193418d.jpg

Any True Blood fans out there?

Gravdigr 07-24-2011 03:29 AM

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...Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue. Beautiful plumage, innit?

Gravdigr 07-24-2011 03:55 AM

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Supposedly from one of the TV studios...


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