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Sundae 02-28-2012 02:40 PM

There you go then - I did miss something.
See, I asked, not assumed.

Ta.

Gravdigr 02-28-2012 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 797984)
Grav, why is a woman with big tits a WTF?

Are you saying that you find yourself, and your gloriously big tits, ordinary, and not worthy of admiration?

Send me a pic of you holding a fish, I'll happily post it. (ETA: I may even print it. Poster size.)

:D:p::jig:

Gravdigr 02-28-2012 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 798252)
There you go then - I did miss something.
See, I asked, not assumed.

Ta.

:D

Spexxvet 02-28-2012 02:49 PM

I'll give her a fish, if she shows me her tits.:)

Gravdigr 02-28-2012 02:50 PM

Just send her a fish. We already seen 'em. Not to say we don't wanna look again!!

BigV 02-28-2012 03:02 PM

See, I thought the conversation would go more like, you show me your fish, I'll show you my rod, something like that.

Gravdigr 02-28-2012 03:07 PM

We had to lure you in somehow.

classicman 02-28-2012 04:19 PM

Casting for the video to begin in 5..4..3..2

Still fishing for compliments?

ZenGum 02-28-2012 05:03 PM

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.

Give a woman a fish, she'll show you her tits. And then slap you with the fish for being a perv.

footfootfoot 02-28-2012 08:00 PM

Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night.
Light a man afire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.

Gravdigr 02-29-2012 11:58 AM

Watch "Man on Fire", and Denzel will cut off your fingers and cauterize the wounds with a car cigarette lighter.

ZenGum 03-11-2012 07:33 AM

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DanaC 03-11-2012 07:44 AM

:devil:

Nirvana 03-12-2012 10:42 PM

When is a cute doggie WTF NSFW?
 
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GunMaster357 03-13-2012 04:11 PM

Is that an X-ray of a fucked up puppy?

BigV 03-13-2012 07:14 PM

no, in this case you may judge the book by the cover.

Gravdigr 03-14-2012 05:07 PM

Someone mouthfucked him in the butt.

:eek:

zippyt 03-20-2012 05:12 PM



I need some eye bleach !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wolf 03-20-2012 05:14 PM

I am so glad that we do not have any of those in the Philadelphia market.

thealphajerk 03-21-2012 09:54 AM

http://i.imgur.com/GIB5P.jpg

HungLikeJesus 03-21-2012 09:57 AM

Carton must be almost empty.

Clodfobble 03-21-2012 06:16 PM

Sometimes you can get a little more out if you thwack it on the bottom.

wolf 03-21-2012 06:45 PM

I've seen that before, but it's not usually a baby doing the suckling.

footfootfoot 03-21-2012 06:59 PM

That woman was clearly photoshopped into that picture.

classicman 03-21-2012 08:09 PM

At first I thought she was tied at the ankles.

Scriveyn 03-22-2012 10:25 AM

Inflatable doll?

Gravdigr 03-22-2012 02:43 PM

Speaking of hot chicks working Hula Hoops...



BTW - That catchy-ass tune is "Fort Knox" by Goldfish

Nirvana 03-23-2012 08:47 AM

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beauregaardhooligan 03-23-2012 11:16 AM

I'm disappointed Gravdigr, that was *totally* safe for work.

Gravdigr 03-23-2012 02:42 PM

Just trying to cover my ass.

BigV 03-23-2012 02:58 PM

well, you might have them on backwards then.

DanaC 03-23-2012 05:05 PM

*snort*

Elspode 03-23-2012 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 802973)
Speaking of hot chicks working Hula Hoops...

Sistah really needs to shave her legs.

infinite monkey 03-23-2012 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 803265)
Sistah really needs to shave her legs.

Her mom won't let her yet. :lol2:

Gravdigr 03-25-2012 01:15 PM

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Twofer from email:

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classicman 03-25-2012 01:42 PM

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Spexxvet 03-26-2012 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 803265)
Sistah really needs to shave her legs.

She's wookie from the knees down.;)

anonymous 03-28-2012 10:02 AM

Vaginas You Can Control
 
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Send congress their own vaginas.


http://www.governmentfreevjj.com/

The Snatchel Project

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A site called Government Free VJJ has launched "The Snatchel Project" with tips on how to "knit or crochet a vagina or uterus" and send it to men in Congress. "If they have their own," the site says, "they can leave ours alone!"

Gravdigr 03-28-2012 03:54 PM

The clit is entirely too apparent.

Or is that an onion?

ZenGum 03-28-2012 06:54 PM

:lol:

Sundae 03-29-2012 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 804325)
The clit is entirely too apparent.

Not after arousal. I mean lookit the shade of those blood engorged lips!
Whatever it is, she's loving it.

Big Sarge 03-29-2012 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 804325)
The clit is entirely too apparent.

Or is that an onion?

I wouldn't know. sigh. It's been forever since I saw one:(

SteveDallas 03-29-2012 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 802973)
Speaking of hot chicks working Hula Hoops...

A) wtf is with those.. boots? or fur legwarmers? or whever?

B) She is not worthy to wipe the sweat off this young lady's hoops:


Big Sarge 03-30-2012 08:34 AM

wow!

Gravdigr 03-31-2012 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 804482)
B) She is not worthy to wipe the sweat off this young lady's hoops:

Well, who'd want to? Prolly smell like feet.

:p:

TheMercenary 04-01-2012 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 804325)
The clit is entirely too apparent.

Or is that an onion?

The Brown Thing? There is no way I am licking a bit that is brown when all around is pink. Hardly anatomical.

Gravdigr 04-02-2012 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 804871)
There is no way I am licking a bit that is brown when all around is pink.

Then don't lick too low, bro.
That taint what yo lookin fo.

:D

richlevy 04-02-2012 09:54 PM

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net...53471591_n.jpg

Ibby 04-02-2012 09:57 PM

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1...inizo1_500.jpg

wolf 04-02-2012 09:57 PM

Who knew that a pinto's coloring extended to ... um, there.

Wouldn't have expected a stallion as a carthorse, though. They're usually geldings.

ZenGum 04-02-2012 11:49 PM

Oh, it's just a bit of horseplay.

BigV 04-03-2012 12:19 AM

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Aliantha 04-03-2012 12:29 AM

Do you think that horse is in danger of being tazer'd?

ZenGum 04-03-2012 01:20 AM

Good one V.

Seriously, that horse must be so badly in need of a good root it is cruelty to not let it get some.

Only, like, with another horse, would probably be best.

ZenGum 04-03-2012 07:00 AM

Th Huffpo has a full set of pictures

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012...n_1396797.html

Nirvana 04-03-2012 09:10 AM

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Sundae 04-03-2012 02:03 PM

I seem to have volunteered to host a baby shower in June.
Thanks for the idea!

limey 04-03-2012 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 805100)
I seem to have volunteered to host a baby shower in June.
Thanks for the idea!

And it's going to be NSFW :eyebrow:

Clodfobble 04-04-2012 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
Wouldn't have expected a stallion as a carthorse, though. They're usually geldings.

This thread from horse-owners indicates that many geldings can still get erect. I was pretty sure I was remembering correctly from my horse-riding youth, but I was rather nervous to be googling those terms just to be sure...

beauregaardhooligan 04-04-2012 01:39 PM

Sundae, that would be a great way to be sure you never get "volunteered" again!


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