Sigh.
Reminds me of when I bought my first Wonderbra.
I was 22. I returned it, it felt like I could rest my chin on my boobies.

Oh to have that worry again!

Look on the bright side. Now that they're lower, someone else can rest their chin on your boobies.

Also very useful when cowgirl. Personally, reaching too high is too much like doing pullups in gym class.;)

Mmmm...cowgirl.

Home for me, is misery, and here I'm wasting time
Cause a row of fools on a row of stools is not what's on my mind.
But then you see her leaving me. It's not what I prefer.
So, it's either here just drinking beer or at home remembering her.

Pop-a-top, again.
I think I'll have another round.
Set em' up my friend.
Then I'll be gone and you can let some other fool sit down. ~ Jim Ed Brown - "Pop A Top"

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claaaassy.

My favorite kind!

Japan is seriously weird! :eyebrow:

website crushed. not weird though. ;)

Well, finally got through to that link. Yep, that's weird. I've seen "Machine Girl" and that was *definitely* weird, this sounds like another very bad dream.

:lol2:

:lol:

Haaa...

From email this morning:

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Can anyone tell me what this says? Russian, I guess?

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"Mine goes sideways.", maybe?

Cyrillic alphabet yes. Slavic language yes. Russian no.

Grav, I worry about your internet browsing habits!

You and me both, sister!

:D

If she is for real she needs to drink more water.
That is not an ideal colour.

Please
 

Well that's 21 seconds I'll never get back, I saw no need to go the whole 1:17 seconds.

Hey.

It worked for this guy.

Suddenly I'm thirsty.:eyebrow:

Well... he pissed and tried to lick it up.
Not quite the same as quaffing whole glasses of it.

Am reminded of both Blackadder II and The League of Gentlemen however!

I ran across this image in the results for a Google Image search for the term 'twenty-nine palms'.

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2003 movie named "Twenty-nie palms"

Didn't see it. Still not interested.

In the grand scheme of WTF, the WTFedness of Japanese bras is really pretty low.

But I didn't feel like starting another thread, and I wanted to post this list of 25 Weird And Wonderful Bras From Triumph Lingerie, since at least one (#4) has been featured on The Cellar before.

Wait, the boa/scarf bra is actually pretty genius. and the gold bra, while unlikely comfortable, is still puuuurdy.

Are you sure that pic wasn't taken in Bird In Hand, PA (Lancaster County)? :D

http://www.bird-in-hand.com/

I want that cooling bra!
Not that either of those tiny ladies would understand what a hot summer means to a big busted woman....

I also adore the Dancing Girl Bra.
I had a pair of Geisha themed trainers years ago.
Gave myself black toenails wearing them because they were too small (assume it was a factory error as they were the same size as other trainers of the same brand that fit me fine).

But that's hardly WTF so I will leave you there.

I took down one of Grav's images after getting a DMCA notice. This is my first DMCA notice in regards to copyrighted images. Usually they just complain.

http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=795770&postcount=3696

Oh he goes on.

My reply:

None. I did not reply. He can go fuck himself.

The attachment is truly removed and not hotlinkable. He spelled my name wrong. And actually it's his phone number and address, and not his email, which is published in the link. So the guy is not all that detail-oriented.

Jeez, talk about getting hot under the collar for not very much.

I don't even remember what the image was ...couldn't have been that good.

Funny part is that with a quick google search (literally his name) I got all his contact info off his own site, including email.

Yeh he must be having a bad day and taking it out on you/us/thecellar.
Would it be bad to email him a butthurt form?

That information is publicly available on his (imo poor) website. He's clearly way too far up himself (in an artistically bondaged manner) and has absolutely no idea of the magnitude of free publicity he just slammed the door on. His loss.

Sorry for the trouble, UT.

'Tain't your fault the guy's a massive cock.

I wonder if Mr. Duvall owns the copyrights to the words 'nude and Newton's Cradle'?

:yesnod:

I heard that guy did so much coke his nipples turned into scabs and fell off.

I'd be nippeless nippleless, I wouldn't have nipples if that could happen.

Jogging, maybe...

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Washing your nasty ass...you're doing it wrong.

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A question of priorities, there.

I see only one priority. Singular.

Well, getting laid is good, but so is not getting trampled by an angry charging elephant.

If you get trampled by an angry charging elephant, you die.

If you get laid then you get trampled by an angry charging elephant, you still die, but you die happy.

If you don't get laid and you don't get trampled, you still fucking die. Minus the fucking, of course.

But what if the elephant tramples you to death a few seconds before you orgasm? Good or bad way to go?

then you get the big death before the little death...it's the journey, not the destination, right?

Little death = orgasm in french

For a moment, you wouldn't know if you were coming or going.

I am working on a PSA to raise awareness of the dangers of auto-erotic asphyxiation, the tagline is going to be "Not a good way to come, but a great way to go!"

Should be fun.

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ETA: I'd like to apologize to any cocksuckers I may have offended with this post.

You better apologize they've got an air force. :haha:

Pride goeth before a fall, and that aint lyin'.:D

Owww. That pun had claws.

I didn't even realize we were on the subject of dildos, but:

8-Inch Dark Chocolate Cocks Filled With… from United Indecent Pleasures.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3...o1_r1_1280.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3...o6_r1_1280.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3...o2_r1_1280.jpg

:yum:

Now now. Let's not get too catty.

It was funny, that's the mane thing.