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Gravdigr 04-05-2012 04:34 PM

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Sundae 04-06-2012 03:16 AM

Sigh.
Reminds me of when I bought my first Wonderbra.
I was 22. I returned it, it felt like I could rest my chin on my boobies.

Oh to have that worry again!

richlevy 04-06-2012 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 805464)
Sigh.
Reminds me of when I bought my first Wonderbra.
I was 22. I returned it, it felt like I could rest my chin on my boobies.

Oh to have that worry again!

Look on the bright side. Now that they're lower, someone else can rest their chin on your boobies.

Also very useful when cowgirl. Personally, reaching too high is too much like doing pullups in gym class.;)

Gravdigr 04-08-2012 02:54 PM

Mmmm...cowgirl.

Gravdigr 04-08-2012 03:14 PM

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Home for me, is misery, and here I'm wasting time
Cause a row of fools on a row of stools is not what's on my mind.
But then you see her leaving me. It's not what I prefer.
So, it's either here just drinking beer or at home remembering her.

Pop-a-top, again.
I think I'll have another round.
Set em' up my friend.
Then I'll be gone and you can let some other fool sit down. ~ Jim Ed Brown - "Pop A Top"


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Ibby 04-08-2012 03:42 PM

claaaassy.

Gravdigr 04-08-2012 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Ibram (Post 805662)
claaaassy.

My favorite kind!

RellikLaerec 04-12-2012 10:29 AM

Japan is seriously weird! :eyebrow:

BigV 04-12-2012 10:46 AM

website crushed. not weird though. ;)

BigV 04-12-2012 12:00 PM

Well, finally got through to that link. Yep, that's weird. I've seen "Machine Girl" and that was *definitely* weird, this sounds like another very bad dream.

Gravdigr 04-12-2012 02:51 PM

:lol2:

Gravdigr 04-16-2012 12:08 PM

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ZenGum 04-16-2012 07:31 PM

:lol:

TheMercenary 04-18-2012 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 805380)

Haaa...

Gravdigr 04-21-2012 04:22 PM

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From email this morning:

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Gravdigr 04-26-2012 04:08 PM

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Can anyone tell me what this says? Russian, I guess?

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"Mine goes sideways.", maybe?

limey 04-26-2012 04:37 PM

Cyrillic alphabet yes. Slavic language yes. Russian no.

Rhianne 04-26-2012 04:59 PM

Grav, I worry about your internet browsing habits!

Gravdigr 04-27-2012 12:10 PM

You and me both, sister!

:D

monster 05-03-2012 04:56 PM


Sundae 05-04-2012 04:50 AM

If she is for real she needs to drink more water.
That is not an ideal colour.

burns334 05-04-2012 06:24 AM

Please
 
Well that's 21 seconds I'll never get back, I saw no need to go the whole 1:17 seconds.

BigV 05-04-2012 10:42 AM

Hey.

It worked for this guy.

JuancoRocks 05-04-2012 02:16 PM

Suddenly I'm thirsty.:eyebrow:

Sundae 05-04-2012 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 810103)

Well... he pissed and tried to lick it up.
Not quite the same as quaffing whole glasses of it.

Am reminded of both Blackadder II and The League of Gentlemen however!

Gravdigr 05-11-2012 02:41 PM

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I ran across this image in the results for a Google Image search for the term 'twenty-nine palms'.

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GunMaster357 05-11-2012 06:21 PM

2003 movie named "Twenty-nie palms"

Didn't see it. Still not interested.

SteveDallas 05-11-2012 08:11 PM

In the grand scheme of WTF, the WTFedness of Japanese bras is really pretty low.

But I didn't feel like starting another thread, and I wanted to post this list of 25 Weird And Wonderful Bras From Triumph Lingerie, since at least one (#4) has been featured on The Cellar before.

Ibby 05-11-2012 08:23 PM

Wait, the boa/scarf bra is actually pretty genius. and the gold bra, while unlikely comfortable, is still puuuurdy.

dmg1969 05-14-2012 11:56 AM

Are you sure that pic wasn't taken in Bird In Hand, PA (Lancaster County)? :D

http://www.bird-in-hand.com/

Sundae 05-14-2012 12:03 PM

I want that cooling bra!
Not that either of those tiny ladies would understand what a hot summer means to a big busted woman....

I also adore the Dancing Girl Bra.
I had a pair of Geisha themed trainers years ago.
Gave myself black toenails wearing them because they were too small (assume it was a factory error as they were the same size as other trainers of the same brand that fit me fine).

But that's hardly WTF so I will leave you there.

Undertoad 05-16-2012 10:25 AM

I took down one of Grav's images after getting a DMCA notice. This is my first DMCA notice in regards to copyrighted images. Usually they just complain.

http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=795770&postcount=3696

Undertoad 05-16-2012 11:01 AM

Oh he goes on.

Quote:

Mr. Schepps

Please remove my email form your website. Posting this information in your public forum is not OK. Please also delete the image from your servers as it still exists and is hot linkable by third parties and for posting elsewhere on your website.

Sincerely

Jim Duvall
My reply:

None. I did not reply. He can go fuck himself.

The attachment is truly removed and not hotlinkable. He spelled my name wrong. And actually it's his phone number and address, and not his email, which is published in the link. So the guy is not all that detail-oriented.

DanaC 05-16-2012 11:38 AM

Jeez, talk about getting hot under the collar for not very much.

classicman 05-16-2012 12:03 PM

I don't even remember what the image was ...couldn't have been that good.

Funny part is that with a quick google search (literally his name) I got all his contact info off his own site, including email.

Yeh he must be having a bad day and taking it out on you/us/thecellar.
Would it be bad to email him a butthurt form?

monster 05-16-2012 12:06 PM

That information is publicly available on his (imo poor) website. He's clearly way too far up himself (in an artistically bondaged manner) and has absolutely no idea of the magnitude of free publicity he just slammed the door on. His loss.

Gravdigr 05-16-2012 04:03 PM

Sorry for the trouble, UT.

DanaC 05-16-2012 04:08 PM

'Tain't your fault the guy's a massive cock.

Gravdigr 05-16-2012 04:11 PM

I wonder if Mr. Duvall owns the copyrights to the words 'nude and Newton's Cradle'?

Gravdigr 05-16-2012 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 811850)
...and has absolutely no idea of the magnitude of free publicity he just slammed the door on. His loss.

:yesnod:

Flint 05-16-2012 09:38 PM

I heard that guy did so much coke his nipples turned into scabs and fell off.

Gravdigr 05-17-2012 01:33 PM

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I heard that guy did so much coke his nipples turned into scabs and fell off.

I'd be nippeless nippleless, I wouldn't have nipples if that could happen.

Jogging, maybe...

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Gravdigr 05-20-2012 04:44 PM

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Washing your nasty ass...you're doing it wrong.

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Gravdigr 05-21-2012 05:25 PM

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ZenGum 05-22-2012 07:59 PM

A question of priorities, there.

BigV 05-22-2012 08:40 PM

I see only one priority. Singular.

ZenGum 05-22-2012 09:09 PM

Well, getting laid is good, but so is not getting trampled by an angry charging elephant.

BigV 05-22-2012 09:39 PM

If you get trampled by an angry charging elephant, you die.

If you get laid then you get trampled by an angry charging elephant, you still die, but you die happy.

If you don't get laid and you don't get trampled, you still fucking die. Minus the fucking, of course.

ZenGum 05-22-2012 10:42 PM

But what if the elephant tramples you to death a few seconds before you orgasm? Good or bad way to go?

BigV 05-22-2012 11:08 PM

then you get the big death before the little death...it's the journey, not the destination, right?

jimhelm 05-22-2012 11:30 PM

Little death = orgasm in french

ZenGum 05-23-2012 02:12 AM

For a moment, you wouldn't know if you were coming or going.

footfootfoot 05-23-2012 06:12 PM

I am working on a PSA to raise awareness of the dangers of auto-erotic asphyxiation, the tagline is going to be "Not a good way to come, but a great way to go!"

Should be fun.

Gravdigr 05-26-2012 03:20 PM

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ETA: I'd like to apologize to any cocksuckers I may have offended with this post.

xoxoxoBruce 05-26-2012 09:13 PM

You better apologize they've got an air force. :haha:

richlevy 05-27-2012 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 812765)
Well, getting laid is good, but so is not getting trampled by an angry charging elephant.

Pride goeth before a fall, and that aint lyin'.:D

DanaC 05-27-2012 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 813146)
Pride goeth before a fall, and that aint lyin'.:D

Owww. That pun had claws.

Ibby 05-27-2012 12:40 PM

I didn't even realize we were on the subject of dildos, but:

8-Inch Dark Chocolate Cocks Filled With… from United Indecent Pleasures.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3...o1_r1_1280.jpg
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Select your filling

Fresh mint fondant +
Valencia oranges fondant +
Williams pear liqueur fondant +
Mozart liqueur fondant +
Cointreau liqueur fondant +
Irish coffee liqueur fondant +
:yum:

richlevy 05-27-2012 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 813153)
Owww. That pun had claws.

Now now. Let's not get too catty.

ZenGum 05-28-2012 08:03 AM

It was funny, that's the mane thing.


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