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Carruthers 01-29-2018 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 1003087)
[eta] mind you, y'all are probably against black pudding too.

And tripe! :vomit:

sexobon 01-29-2018 05:08 PM

You must be kidding, with the Mexican population here! When I lived in San Antonio, Texas, I had a big bowl of menudo for breakfast almost every morning. :yum:

DanaC 01-29-2018 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Carruthers (Post 1003091)
And tripe! :vomit:

I'm not a fan of tripe.

BigV 01-29-2018 05:27 PM

How is vegetarian haggis even a thing?

Like a vegetarian hamburger..

Not a hamburger.

DanaC 01-29-2018 05:30 PM

I suspect that anybody who hasn't tried haggis has a very different idea of taste and texture to what it is really like.

That sentence totally doesn't scan. Don't care.

DanaC 01-29-2018 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 1003116)
How is vegetarian haggis even a thing?

Like a vegetarian hamburger..

Not a hamburger.

Well - haggis has quite a subtle flavour - it's all about the seasonings. Get the seasonings right and you get something that is really quite nice. It doesn't taste exactly like proper haggis but it hits a lot of the same notes.

xoxoxoBruce 01-29-2018 06:35 PM

No mater how it's spiced, it's offal.

fargon 01-29-2018 07:52 PM

:vomit:Guts Bad!!!

BigV 01-30-2018 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1003122)
No mater how it's spiced, it's offal.

Good pun.

Clodfobble 01-30-2018 10:18 AM

Is black pudding the same as blood pudding? I had that once and it was horrific.

Carruthers 01-30-2018 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 1003149)
Is black pudding the same as blood pudding? I had that once and it was horrific.

A search on Wikipedia for blood pudding re-directs to the black pudding page.
As Wiki is never wrong the answer to your question must be 'Yes!'.

Mum came from a large coal mining family in NE England and life was something of a struggle at times.
Added to that she was in her teens during WW2 when food rationing was in place so it was a question of being grateful for what you could get to eat.
Memory is a little hazy but I do recall eating black pudding as a child just once.:eek:
I think that mum served it up because she remembered it as something she had in the war years. A sort of trip down a culinary memory lane.
I'm pretty sure she wasn't aware of the ingredients and when she found out we never had it again.
Cruel and unusual nourishment. :)

Black Pudding Recipe

DanaC 01-30-2018 01:55 PM

Oh man - I love black pudding. Sliced and fried as part of a cooked breakfast it rocks

DanaC 01-30-2018 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 1003149)
Is black pudding the same as blood pudding? I had that once and it was horrific.


Black pudding is one variant of blood pudding/blood sausage. There are many different variations from lots of different countries. As you are in the USA you could have had any one of several different national versions of blood sausage

The british version is heavy on bacon accents to the flavour - not so much for the pine nuts, raisins, or cinnamon you get in some variants - no pig snouts either.


Here's the ingredients for a Bury black pudding (my preferred :P)

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Water, Wheat Flour (with added calcium, iron, niacin & thiamin), Oatmeal, Pearl Barley, Dried Pork Blood, Pork Fat, Onion, Pork Rind, Salt, Mixed Herbs, Wheat Starch, White Pepper, Yeast Extract, Raising Agent: Ammonium Hydrogen Carbonate.
It's mainly flour, oatmeal and barley

Carruthers 02-03-2018 06:08 AM

Exploding coconut 'sent fear' through crematorium staff

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A coconut that was placed inside a coffin "sent fear" through staff at a crematorium when it exploded.

Bolton Council has urged mourners to abide by crematorium rules and not "slip" items into coffins.

Donna Ball, Assistant Director of Community Services, said a "hell of an explosion can sometimes occur".

Other items of concern include mobile phones, TV remotes, e-cigarettes and bottles of alcohol.

Ms Ball told the BBC: "We are asking people to be considerate regarding the items they place into coffins before the cremation process.

"We have seen a rise in things like e-cigarettes, bottles of whisky and vodka, golf balls, sometimes golf clubs, and mobile phones. Mobile phones in particular are a real issue for us".

Ms Ball said: "Usually the funeral director will pick them up but sometimes things are slid inside peoples' pockets and they are just not picked up during the process, then when they go through the cremation process a hell of an explosion can sometimes occur".

She added that electrical items with batteries also push crematorium emissions up to "unacceptable levels".

Louise Walch-Grognet, of Fred Hamer Funeral Services, said they check the coffins to make sure contraband items are not slipped in.

"They've asked can they put love letters in, cigarettes, ashes of their pets," she said.

"I've had a biker whose family wanted him to wear his leathers. Obviously we couldn't do that".

The funeral director said on one occasion she was even asked if an extra set of underwear could be placed with the deceased.

Ms Walch-Grognet said it was her procedure to "look under the lining of the coffin" after the service due to mourners trying to sneak items in.
BBC Link

Talk about going out with a bang. Look, at least I saved someone else the effort, and probably the embarrassment, of saying it first. :)

xoxoxoBruce 02-03-2018 09:29 AM

Why couldn't he wear his leathers?

Carruthers 02-03-2018 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1003430)
Why couldn't he wear his leathers?

Noxious emissions, perhaps?

BigV 02-03-2018 10:22 AM

because of all the burned skin, obviously.

DanaC 02-03-2018 12:52 PM

Might be something to do with metal bits.

Gravdigr 02-03-2018 04:28 PM

Jewelry goes in sometimes, so I wouldn't think the metal would cause problems.

Maybe it wasn't that they were his leathers, but, rather, his "colors"? As in, motorcycle club colors.

sexobon 02-03-2018 05:26 PM

I think that generally it's only light weight clothing and no shoes. Heavy leather would require an extended burn time to be thorough. Additionally, much leather is chromium tanned which may make for harmful emissions and harmful residue in the ashes.

Carruthers 02-04-2018 03:36 AM

Going back to Black Puddings (Post #3780 et seq), their uses are many and varied. :)

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Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer

A butcher who became trapped in a walk-in freezer escaped thanks to a frozen black pudding.

Chris McCabe, 70, said he got trapped after the freezer door in his shop in Totnes, Devon, blew shut behind him.

Stranded in temperatures of -20C (-4F), with the door-release button frozen shut, he said he used the 1.5kg (3.3lbs) sausage as a battering ram on the release mechanism.

Mr McCabe said: "No-one could hear me banging. Black pudding saved my life."

'Pointed and weighty'

Upon realising his predicament, Mr McCabe initially thought he "was OK because I could kick the safety button from inside", but "this time it was frozen solid".

Stuck in temperatures capable of killing a human in about an hour, the father-of-four searched frantically for an improvised tool to batter the button.

With the beef too slippery and the lamb too big, he happened on the "best thing" - the black pudding, made by the Queen's butcher HM Sheridan of Ballater, Aberdeenshire, who Mr McCabe has been buying the pudding from for more than 20 years.

He said: "It was the right shape. I used it like the police use battering rams to break door locks in. It was solid, pointed and I could get plenty of weight behind it.

"I'm lucky really. We sell about two or three each week and that was the last one in there."

Link

Gravdigr 02-05-2018 03:06 PM

Good thinking.

Happy Monkey 02-05-2018 03:46 PM

Sounds like there's a quality control issue with that button. "Can't get frozen shut" seems like it should be pretty high on the list of requirements.

DanaC 02-05-2018 04:13 PM

Yeh man. Bit of a design flaw, that.

Gravdigr 02-06-2018 03:08 PM

Maintenance. Cleaning.

Ever seen a stock room? Cluttered, crowded. I've long thought walk-in cooler/freezer doors should open to the inside, like a tornado/bomb shelter.

Carruthers 02-23-2018 08:56 AM

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An object is worth what someone is prepared to pay for it.
That said, I still think it's weird that anyone would pay £575,000 for a teapot with a broken handle and no lid.
Would those wishing to accuse me of philistinism please form an orderly queue.

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Broken teapot bought for £15 ($21) sells for £575,000 ($803,000)

Your old, cracked second-hand crockery could be worth more than you think.

A broken teapot bought for £15 has sold at auction for £575,000, after it was discovered to be one of the first ever made in America.

A private collector from the south-west of England bought the teapot, which had a broken handle and was missing its lid, at a general auction in the Midlands in 2016.

It was thought to be Isleworth pottery, which was made in a factory in Middlesex between 1766 and 1800, but the buyer had doubts.

He took the piece to Clare Dunham, an expert at Woolley and Wallis auctioneers in Salisbury, who identified the vessel’s distinctive blue and white palm tree design as the work of Staffordshire potter John Bartlam.

Mr Bartlam left England in around 1763 to set up business in South Carolina. England’s export trade with America was booming and he believed he could save on transportation costs by producing pottery in the US.
He became the first known manufacturer of American porcelain.

Experts said it was the seventh recorded piece of Bartlam porcelain to come to market and the only known Bartlam teapot, making it the earliest American-manufactured teapot to have been discovered.

It was offered for sale with a starting price of £10,000 and was expected to reach as much as £50,000. But the hammer came down at £460,000 and with fees added on, the teapot was sold for £575,000.

A London dealer bidding on behalf of the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, Rod Jellicoe, bought the teapot.
The Independent.

glatt 02-23-2018 09:41 AM

I see the Met bought it.

https://media.giphy.com/media/11JbaLzOXsg6Fq/giphy.gif

Gravdigr 02-23-2018 11:27 AM

That's the stupidest thing I've seen since I looked in the mirror.

xoxoxoBruce 02-23-2018 11:55 AM

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Woolley and Wallis Auctioneers said the the teapot had “caught the imagination of many” and it was “absolutely delighted” about the sale.
I'm sure the $160,740.10 in fees added to their delight.

Carruthers 02-23-2018 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1004467)
I'm sure the $160,740.10 in fees added to their delight.

Money does tend to colour your judgement.

Unfortunately, I've never been put to that particular test. ;)

DanaC 02-23-2018 02:51 PM

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making it the earliest American-manufactured teapot to have been discovered.
To be fair - that is pretty groovy

Carruthers 03-25-2018 09:21 AM

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Self-taught rocket scientist propels himself 1,875 feet

LOS ANGELES -

A self-taught rocket scientist who believes the Earth is flat propelled himself about 1,875 feet into the air in his homemade vessel before a hard landing in the Mojave Desert that left him slightly bruised.
"Mad" Mike Hughes told The Associated Press he hurt his back but is otherwise fine and was "relieved" after Saturday's launch near Amboy, California.
The launch in the desert town - about 200 miles (321.85 kilometers) east of Los Angeles - was originally scheduled for November.
It was scrubbed several times after mechanical and logistical issues with the Bureau of Land Management.
The 61-year-old limo driver converted a mobile home into a ramp and modified it to launch from a vertical angle.
For months he's been working on overhauling his rocket in his garage.
I've no wish to dampen this chap's scientific curiosity, but wouldn't it be easier if he just went for a walk and looked over the edge?

khq.com

xoxoxoBruce 03-25-2018 09:38 AM

"The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe."
Still a remarkable achievement even if stupid dangerous.

fargon 03-25-2018 10:41 AM

Here is the story from NBC.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...&ICID=ref_fark

tw 03-25-2018 11:30 AM

A lot simpler would have been the window seat on a Transcontinental airliner.

Why would he even try to prove the earth is flat? The whole point of that society is to know something without trying to prove it. Will they now kick him out of the society for trying to prove it?

xoxoxoBruce 03-25-2018 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by fargon (Post 1006208)

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"Am I glad I did it? Yeah. I guess. I'll feel it in the morning. I won't be able to get out of bed. At least I can go home and have dinner and see my cats tonight."
Well that explains it... CATS!

fargon 03-25-2018 01:54 PM

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Cats good, cat people weird.

Gravdigr 04-11-2018 01:28 PM

More than 50 dead geese fall from Idaho sky in 'freak accident'


BigV 04-11-2018 11:25 PM

maybe they're napping, Norwegian Blue-style. I have a goose down pillow and it's positively narcoleptive. (yeah, just made up that wurd)

Griff 04-12-2018 06:48 AM

Yeah lightening. Don't you go checking them for chemical exposure out there.

tw 04-12-2018 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 1006895)
Don't you go checking them for chemical exposure out there.

The Russians are now attacking Idaho Snow Geese with bio-chemical weapons?

Clearly we have made America Great again. Everyone is now saying, "Oh, great."

Gravdigr 04-12-2018 02:19 PM

I'm wondering why there was no obvious scorching on those lightning-struck geeses. Almost everything I've seen pictures/video of that's been struck by lightning, lightning left a mark.

I wonder if the geese were caught in a monstrous updraft, if they could have been carried high enough into the atmosphere for the air pressure in their lungs to account for the burst lungs? There was severe weather in the area.

Can that even happen?

Carruthers 05-04-2018 01:55 PM

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A Home DNA Test Kit For Humans Found This Golden Retriever Would Make a Great Cyclist

A journalist working for NBC 5 in the US has road-tested a handful of mail-order DNA analysis services, only to find they all gave conflicting results.
On top of that, one of the companies couldn't even recognise the difference between human DNA and that of a dog named Bailey.
According to their report, Bailey is genetically well suited to playing basketball and long distance cycling.
Link

I researched my family history a few years ago and essentially I come from a long line of English peasantry.
I did, however, find that my 4 x great grandfather on my mother's side was born in Copenhagen in 1769.
Do you think that if I sent off my DNA for testing the results would conclude that I am a Great Dane?

limey 05-04-2018 01:57 PM

Haggis!

Sent by magick

xoxoxoBruce 05-04-2018 05:41 PM

Who's a good doggie? You are, Carruthers is a good doggie. :lol:

BigV 05-04-2018 07:04 PM

You on the other hand, ain't nothin' but a hound dog.

Clodfobble 05-05-2018 06:51 AM

To be fair, they're not legally allowed to tell you about some of the most important genes, because the discoverers of those genes have patented them. They can say you have the gene, but they can't tell you that we know this gene is highly linked to a particular disease because that would constitute medical advice. So lots of these services pad their reports with stuff like "you have the 'stinky pee when you eat asparagus' gene!" (No shit, Sherlock, I've got a lifetime of evidence for that one.)

Fortunately, the internet doesn't care about your stupid medical patents, and once you have your raw DNA data, there are separate public databases you can upload it into and comb through yourself.

Gravdigr 05-05-2018 03:07 PM

Great Dane...:facepalm:

Carruthers 05-12-2018 11:01 AM

Weird news? That's weird as in completely devoid of a sense of self-preservation.

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French tourists chased by cheetahs after leaving car in Dutch safari park

A French family on holiday in the Netherlands have had a narrow escape at the Beekse Bergen safari park after being chased by cheetahs. A video circulating on YouTube shows how the family got out of their car twice, only to make a run for it after the cheetahs moved in for the kill. First two adults got out of the car with a child to get a closer look at a group of cheetahs, much to the surprise of the Dutch people in the following car, who filmed the incident. They got back in their car and drove off, only to be spotted a short while later walking on the heather fields close to the animals. The cheetahs then got up and started moving towards them in a menacing fashion. The French tourists quickly returned to their car. A spokesman for the safari park told broadcaster NOS that it is strictly forbidden to leave your car during the visit. ‘We inform visitors about the risks in several languages throughout the park,’ the spokesman said. In 2009, a nine-year-old boy was bitten on the arm by a cheetah after leaving his family’s car.


In a last ditch move they probably quoted something by Voltaire.
That would sap the will to live in any sentient creature.

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sexobon 05-12-2018 11:59 AM

The French tourists probably chalked it up as an interspecies social experiment and forgot about it the next day.

xoxoxoBruce 05-12-2018 12:03 PM

No problem, just throw the kid and run.

Griff 05-12-2018 12:37 PM

It was almost like she was mad at the cats for being cats. Darwin was needed here.

tw 05-13-2018 11:22 AM

Some adults are still children.

Pete Zicato 05-14-2018 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by tw (Post 1008413)
Some adults are still children.

I think you are insulting children here.

xoxoxoBruce 05-14-2018 08:15 PM

In fairness to tw, he isn't targeting children, he's an equal opportunity insulter.

Pete Zicato 05-14-2018 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1008474)
In fairness to tw, he isn't targeting children, he's an equal opportunity insulter.



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tw 05-15-2018 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Pete Zicato (Post 1008463)
I think you are insulting children here.

Is that one group that the Donald has not yet demeaned?

Glinda 05-15-2018 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 1008395)
It was almost like she was mad at the cats for being cats. Darwin was needed here.

Boy, howdy. :thumbsup:

Isn't that child endangerment?

tw 05-16-2018 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Glinda (Post 1008529)
Isn't that child endangerment?

yes. Those adults were endangered.

Pete Zicato 05-16-2018 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by tw (Post 1008494)
Is that one group that the Donald has not yet demeaned?

I couldn't say. I don't pay a lot of attention to 45. Instead I try to promote non-insane candidates on both the left and the right.

Clinton needs to get off the stage and let someone else take a whack.


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