I would so totally shop there.

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Not when you can buy four of those "doubles" for the price of one of those "home runs".

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Those were both good.

That dog really is HungLikeJesus.

No, he's BungLikeJesus!!

Uh---How does this happen?

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The nail fell out when they went to remove it.


BTW: The squirrel/rat? The hawk nailed him.

Sorry.

Grav, did you issue the same order as our Police Commissioner...

"All sworn officers will report to duty in a timely manner
wearing their Class C uniform, with gas masks, shields, and
crowd-control accessories readily available."

It's normal to like water pistols.
This looks more like a fetish.

Dr Freud, your ten o'clock is here...

I saw that photo of the Supersoaker collection when I was wandering around Cracked.com's articles. I was mainly interested in their best and worst video game-related lists, but hit the crazy collections while I was there.

I always thought of Cracked as Mad's poorer, less funny relation. I see that still holds. They did introduce me to Jonathon Segal Chicken, though, so it wasn't all bad.

With respect to the hawk, I'm sure the words, "Here, hold my beer," figure into what happened.

He lived in the desert as a child.