Just got an e-mail memo that we're getting a trash inspection tomorrow at work. A guy from the city government is going to walk around and make sure we are throwing our trash away correctly. If not, my employer gets fined. It's two pages of instructions on how to recycle. Not a bad idea at all, but kind of lame that the first time I've seen detailed instruction on how recycling works in this building is the day before an inspector is going to show up.

Who ever heard of a trash inspection? Should I put porn mags in the recycling bins just for kicks?

Oh, hell yeah!

"And lastly, #7: you are now finished with these instructions. If you have printed them out, please place the paper into the paper recycling bin."

Stick a Real Doll in one of the big trash cans.

and a stick of butter.

lol!

:eek:

Good idea!

You'll get in lots of trouble.


Glossy color isn't recycle-able.

Cellar i.d. :D


This might be useful to show when I go to chat. :)

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Is this because you always show up under a fake name?
Let me tell you, young lady, that anyone faking an EU ID is a Terrorist! We'll come and get you! And force you to live in an aprtment in the city you were captured in! And you'll have to eat food and drink wone you can't get in the US until you go to court.

Um. Okay.

J.P. Hayes = Rannulph Junuh [from The Legend of Bagger Vance]

According to reports, he disqualified himself when he realized he was using an illegal golf ball during play. Integrity! It's good to see in professional sports people.

How frequently can I click the "New Posts" button, before it is a sign of OCD and/or not having a life?

Three?

How many times can a man click New Posts,
before he has OCD?
and how many threads can the cellar maintain,
'til it chokes up UT's ISP?
And how many years can a lurker exist,
before they're a loud "look-at-me"?

The answer, my friend ...

-applauds- Thank you for the new earworm...