Those are crazy.

Cats are generally evil.

He heard somebody say "Fuck da police", and took them literally.

Looks like he fucked the shit out of him, too.

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New newbie quiz question: Have you ever been hit in the head by a horsecock?:lol2:

Incense burner? Smoke comes out his bunghole? Ron Jeremy sculpture failorama? King Midas touch some fool who was touching himself?

That's all I got.

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definitely the same incident too!

HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

That's what he said!

Not "Mmmmmwmwwfff!"?

That was just before ...

Now that's just good bidness.

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Also: Fantastic name for a strip joint.

It's for real.

http://www.akbushcompany.com/

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

For a minute there I thought Baby was moonlighting...

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FTR, That IS NOT, repeat IS NOT my Baby. And I wouldn't trade, neither.

I didn't read what you wrote at the bottom first, Grav.
Before I scrolled down I spent a few minutes puzzling why you thought she looked anything like Jennifer Gray.

I'll get you a t-shirt from there if I'm your Secret Santa :)

NB - I want a self-fellating, arsehole-smoke-blowing gargoyle incense burner in return.
I adore that! I would definitely have that in my house.

You *must* be careful what you wish for.

Nobody puts Baby in a corner!

I was trying to decide whether this was racist, but, as it's from The Onion, it's fake, so it doesn't matter.

Then I read the horoscope...:lol2:

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[Insert boner joke here.]

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My G-daughter is in 3rd grade.
This pic of one of the librarians is in her yearbook.
It seems appropriate here...

"Best wishes in your new endeavors"

Yearbook? Third grade? Really? :facepalm:

Note - it does say a gargoyle. Not a Gravdigr ;)

Never pass up an opportunity to have a fundraiser, you know. The thing that irritates me is our school has 'photo day' twice a year now.

We have two class photos a year - one formal, one informal. I missed the formal one this year (bronchitis)

But we don't have a yearbook.

And who uses the word "endeavors" with third graders? I know, I know...librarians.

I sometimes miss the photography industry...

Not sure if someone had posted this. A friend told me there was a new "magic mushroom" found in China recently. :p:

http://youtu.be/789he-8T_-E

:lol2:

And the follow-up report: chemical composition: latex. :rotflol:

If you know where/what this is, 20,000 extra trivia points.

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The set of Sparticus?

Yes.

Is that your bedroom?

Yep, and that's my goo covering them.

I jizz blood.

I don't know if this is a three-way, a two way, or an orgy...but it's definitely a sausage-fest.

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So scary ...

omg.

I like that there's one guy in his dressing gown ... :D

That'll be Hef.

lol

Didja see the bloody scrotum?

The filename says 'condom ad'...the sign says 'lunch' (so says googletranslator).

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Go figger.

Figger? I didn't even kiss her!

Yeah, Frank Oz in bell bottoms...

If the egg is *inside* the condom, you're doing it wrong.

An update to all those who have been asking how my health is doing:

My doctor started me on a rehab exercise program.
I am walking with a walking therapist every day.
I never knew walking with someone else was such an incentive.
We don't talk much during the walk, though.
My therapist walks about 10 feet ahead of me and sets the pace, as directed by my doctor.

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So far, I have followed her for 27 miles without even using my cane!I am feeling better each mile and my heart condition, my blood pressure and my breathing seem to be improving.
Thanks for your concern.

It's....hypnotic

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Shit from a dog that ate crayons.

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Moral of this pic:

~Gravdigr 2012

This would be a perfectly acceptable way to go.

Take me.

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What in the sweet mother of fuck?

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Sounds like something Mayor West would say.

That guy looks EXACTLY like a former supervisor of mine. Gonna send the pic to him and make him fess up!

:D

Minor adjustment. :D

oh but that pic shows nice tits. haven't you been paying attention? it is no longer allowed here!

Yeah, but that chick is clearly empowered and active in full subject-hood, whereas the dude is passive and in the role of the object of the actions.

And he's enjoying it.

The slut.

:bolt:

:hide:

It was never about the tits Philthy, it was never about the tits.