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TheMercenary 06-06-2012 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 811262)
In the grand scheme of WTF, the WTFedness of Japanese bras is really pretty low.

But I didn't feel like starting another thread, and I wanted to post this list of 25 Weird And Wonderful Bras From Triumph Lingerie, since at least one (#4) has been featured on The Cellar before.

Those are crazy.

Gravdigr 06-07-2012 04:59 PM

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TheMercenary 06-08-2012 03:54 PM

Cats are generally evil.

Gravdigr 06-12-2012 01:56 PM

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He heard somebody say "Fuck da police", and took them literally.

Looks like he fucked the shit out of him, too.

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New newbie quiz question: Have you ever been hit in the head by a horsecock?:lol2:

Gravdigr 06-12-2012 02:02 PM

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Incense burner? Smoke comes out his bunghole? Ron Jeremy sculpture failorama? King Midas touch some fool who was touching himself?

That's all I got.

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BigV 06-12-2012 07:28 PM

you musta been out sick that day

Ibby 06-12-2012 07:36 PM

definitely the same incident too!

TheMercenary 06-12-2012 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 814929)
Incense burner? Smoke comes out his bunghole? Ron Jeremy sculpture failorama? King Midas touch some fool who was touching himself?

That's all I got.

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HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

limey 06-13-2012 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 814985)
HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

That's what he said!

ZenGum 06-13-2012 07:08 AM

Not "Mmmmmwmwwfff!"?

limey 06-13-2012 08:22 AM

That was just before ...

Gravdigr 06-13-2012 04:10 PM

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Now that's just good bidness.

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Also: Fantastic name for a strip joint.

BigV 06-13-2012 05:39 PM

It's for real.

http://www.akbushcompany.com/

Gravdigr 06-14-2012 03:05 PM

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:eek::eek::eek::eek:

For a minute there I thought Baby was moonlighting...

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FTR, That IS NOT, repeat IS NOT my Baby. And I wouldn't trade, neither.

Sundae 06-14-2012 03:12 PM

I didn't read what you wrote at the bottom first, Grav.
Before I scrolled down I spent a few minutes puzzling why you thought she looked anything like Jennifer Gray.

I'll get you a t-shirt from there if I'm your Secret Santa :)

NB - I want a self-fellating, arsehole-smoke-blowing gargoyle incense burner in return.
I adore that! I would definitely have that in my house.

BigV 06-14-2012 04:50 PM

You *must* be careful what you wish for.

Flint 06-14-2012 04:51 PM

Nobody puts Baby in a corner!

Gravdigr 06-14-2012 04:58 PM

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I was trying to decide whether this was racist, but, as it's from The Onion, it's fake, so it doesn't matter.

Then I read the horoscope...:lol2:

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ZenGum 06-15-2012 09:06 PM

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[Insert boner joke here.]

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Lamplighter 06-15-2012 11:04 PM

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My G-daughter is in 3rd grade.
This pic of one of the librarians is in her yearbook.
It seems appropriate here...

"Best wishes in your new endeavors"

xoxoxoBruce 06-16-2012 12:34 AM

Yearbook? Third grade? Really? :facepalm:

Sundae 06-16-2012 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 815275)
I want a self-fellating, arsehole-smoke-blowing gargoyle.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 815289)
You *must* be careful what you wish for.

Note - it does say a gargoyle. Not a Gravdigr ;)

Gravdigr 06-16-2012 01:43 PM

Harrumph.

Clodfobble 06-17-2012 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Yearbook? Third grade? Really?

Never pass up an opportunity to have a fundraiser, you know. The thing that irritates me is our school has 'photo day' twice a year now.

Sundae 06-18-2012 07:53 AM

We have two class photos a year - one formal, one informal. I missed the formal one this year (bronchitis)

But we don't have a yearbook.

dmg1969 06-18-2012 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamplighter (Post 815563)
My G-daughter is in 3rd grade.
This pic of one of the librarians is in her yearbook.
It seems appropriate here...

"Best wishes in your new endeavors"

And who uses the word "endeavors" with third graders? I know, I know...librarians.

Gravdigr 06-20-2012 04:01 PM

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footfootfoot 06-20-2012 06:48 PM

I sometimes miss the photography industry...

Gravdigr 06-23-2012 03:43 PM


Lola Bunny 06-24-2012 01:19 PM

Not sure if someone had posted this. A friend told me there was a new "magic mushroom" found in China recently. :p:

http://youtu.be/789he-8T_-E

Gravdigr 06-24-2012 05:12 PM

:lol2:

orthodoc 06-24-2012 05:20 PM

And the follow-up report: chemical composition: latex. :rotflol:

Gravdigr 06-25-2012 04:50 PM

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If you know where/what this is, 20,000 extra trivia points.

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Spexxvet 06-25-2012 05:01 PM

The set of Sparticus?

Gravdigr 06-25-2012 05:17 PM

Yes.

Rhianne 06-25-2012 05:58 PM

Is that your bedroom?

footfootfoot 06-25-2012 07:37 PM

SNORT!
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhianne (Post 816936)
Is that your bedroom?


Gravdigr 06-27-2012 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhianne (Post 816936)
Is that your bedroom?

Yep, and that's my goo covering them.

I jizz blood.

Gravdigr 06-27-2012 05:52 PM

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I don't know if this is a three-way, a two way, or an orgy...but it's definitely a sausage-fest.

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orthodoc 06-27-2012 09:46 PM

So scary ...

plthijinx 06-27-2012 10:51 PM

omg.

limey 06-28-2012 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 816925)
If you know where/what this is, 20,000 extra trivia points.

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I like that there's one guy in his dressing gown ... :D

Sundae 06-28-2012 11:00 AM

That'll be Hef.

DanaC 06-28-2012 11:03 AM

lol

Gravdigr 06-28-2012 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by limey (Post 817387)
I like that there's one guy in his dressing gown ... :D

Didja see the bloody scrotum?

Gravdigr 06-29-2012 03:20 PM

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The filename says 'condom ad'...the sign says 'lunch' (so says googletranslator).

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Go figger.

ZenGum 06-29-2012 11:53 PM

Figger? I didn't even kiss her!

Spexxvet 06-30-2012 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by orthodoc (Post 817363)
So scary ...

Yeah, Frank Oz in bell bottoms...

BigV 07-04-2012 12:37 AM

If the egg is *inside* the condom, you're doing it wrong.

Gravdigr 07-05-2012 02:42 PM

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An update to all those who have been asking how my health is doing:

My doctor started me on a rehab exercise program.
I am walking with a walking therapist every day.
I never knew walking with someone else was such an incentive.
We don't talk much during the walk, though.
My therapist walks about 10 feet ahead of me and sets the pace, as directed by my doctor.

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So far, I have followed her for 27 miles without even using my cane!I am feeling better each mile and my heart condition, my blood pressure and my breathing seem to be improving.
Thanks for your concern.

DanaC 07-05-2012 02:50 PM

It's....hypnotic

Gravdigr 07-08-2012 02:33 PM

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Gravdigr 07-11-2012 06:00 PM

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Shit from a dog that ate crayons.

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Moral of this pic:

Quote:

Just because something is bright, colorful, and pretty, that doesn't mean it won't turn to shit.
~Gravdigr 2012

Gravdigr 07-11-2012 06:12 PM

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This would be a perfectly acceptable way to go.

Take me.

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Gravdigr 07-13-2012 04:32 PM

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What in the sweet mother of fuck?

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Sounds like something Mayor West would say.

Glinda 07-14-2012 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 819571)
This would be a perfectly acceptable way to go.

Take me.

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That guy looks EXACTLY like a former supervisor of mine. Gonna send the pic to him and make him fess up!

:D

ZenGum 07-14-2012 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glinda (Post 820182)
That guy looks EXACTLY like a former supervisor of mine. Gonna send the pic to his colleagues and make him fess up!

:D

Minor adjustment. :D

plthijinx 07-15-2012 12:48 AM

oh but that pic shows nice tits. haven't you been paying attention? it is no longer allowed here!

ZenGum 07-15-2012 01:24 AM

Yeah, but that chick is clearly empowered and active in full subject-hood, whereas the dude is passive and in the role of the object of the actions.

And he's enjoying it.

The slut.

:bolt:

:hide:

DanaC 07-15-2012 05:03 AM

It was never about the tits Philthy, it was never about the tits.


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