Especially the way they so tenderly carry their young.

Isn't that the guy whose hippo killed him?

I didn't know that when I posted it, but apparently it is. I'm not so surprised.

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A lawsuit waiting to happen...

Supposed to be grains, not grams.

150 grains = 9.719836 grams

150 grams = 2314.86 grains

15.4324 times too much powder!!!

Big boom.

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Natural synthetic?

That's the way the laws that cover such things are going, yes. Pretty soon, they'll be able to sell you cyanide and label it as a mild emetic. Whatever allows the most money to be made.

Well, it is organic.

It's synthetic, and naturally it rolls up, silly goose.

Maybe they have one called "natural [khaki]," and one called "real wood [colored]," and another one called "bamboo forest [black]."

That ad should read "great for first and last timers"

That catalogue is great.

"Natural synthetic" is perfectly fine.

It's like "genuine imitation"

Duh.

Well since humans are part of nature all of our products are as natural as, say, a birds nest. So the natural/synthetic distinction is, well ... synthetic.

Hang on.