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footfootfoot 07-15-2012 09:20 AM

Cheap silicone implants are not nice tits. Sorry.

Sundae 07-15-2012 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glinda (Post 820182)
That guy looks EXACTLY like a former supervisor of mine. Gonna send the pic to him and make him fess up!

You used to work with Bill Pullman?!

Glinda 07-15-2012 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 820282)
You used to work with Bill Pullman?!

Nah, Pullman's hunkier, but check it out. Here's my friend/former supervisor:

http://m4.licdn.com/media/p/3/000/0d1/398/15fe283.jpg

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg444...pg&res=landing

You do the math. :D

footfootfoot 07-15-2012 04:01 PM

I thought Dave Barry

Nirvana 07-15-2012 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 820267)
Cheap silicone implants are not nice tits. Sorry.

Being a boob expert I would say those are Saline which some consider safer but they are far from natural looking ;)

footfootfoot 07-15-2012 08:13 PM

I'll defer to your wisdom.
;)

limey 07-16-2012 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 819571)
This would be a perfectly acceptable way to go.

Take me.

Attachment 39570

Hasn't anyone else noticed that the sofa (settee, whatever you call it) is a little, well, uh, naff?

DanaC 07-16-2012 12:22 PM

*snort* I noticed.

Sundae 07-16-2012 01:05 PM

I thought it was a hotel bedspread.

limey 07-16-2012 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 820429)
I thought it was a hotel bedspread.

Nope, a sofa. Deffo. Notice the arm of the furniture in photo bottom left, and the gap between the cushions to the right of the wrangling couple.

classicman 07-16-2012 04:21 PM

I never got past the horrid carpet to even notice.

Gravdigr 07-21-2012 04:48 PM

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100 extra points to the first poster to point out the OJ Simpson reference.

Pico and ME 07-22-2012 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 820246)
It was never about the tits Philthy, it was never about the tits.

:cool:

DanaC 07-22-2012 04:12 PM

Dat's what I call him. Philthy by name.... :P

Gravdigr 07-25-2012 10:27 AM

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Hulkakke?

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Gravdigr 07-25-2012 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 821154)
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100 extra points to the first poster to point out the OJ Simpson reference.

At the top of the piece of equipment is a manufacturer sticker that says 'Nordberg'.

OJ Simpson played a character named Nordberg in the "Naked Gun" movies.

BigV 07-25-2012 10:47 AM

Gravdigr: +100 points

Caveat--



"...just like a stripper's name."

Gravdigr 07-25-2012 12:39 PM

I loved that show.

Glinda 07-25-2012 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 821647)
I loved that show.

There's been a take-off made. Not nearly as good, of course, but with several of the same comedians (Wayne Brady, Greg Proops, Colin Mochrie) and similar goofy sketch scenarios. Fred Willard is the host. It's called... something like Trust Us With Your Life, where a celeb tells stories from their past and the funny guys do sketches of the stories.

I happened on it last week when Ricky Gervaise was the guest comedy target. It was great to see the old gang working together again, but IMO the premise was too constricted by the celeb action and as much as I like Fred Willard, Drew Carey was MUCH better as host.

*Googles*

Ah. Here it is - Trust Us With Your Life



Oh. And speaking of Fred.... :D

Rhianne 07-25-2012 02:36 PM

And 'Whose Line...' was originally a Dan Patterson (ex-colleague) show for the BBC.

Clodfobble 07-25-2012 05:49 PM

Yes! With Clive Andersen hosting. My family watched them every single night.

"And this is Clive Andersen saying goodnight--'goodnight!'"

Gravdigr 07-28-2012 02:48 PM

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Yessss, this picture has an attractive young lady with her breasts exposed...but, it also has a, uh...

WTF is that thing, anyway?

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John Sellers 07-28-2012 05:25 PM

Looks like a gallon water bottle to me.

footfootfoot 07-28-2012 05:35 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 822011)
Yessss, this picture has an attractive young lady with her breasts exposed...but, it also has a, uh...

WTF is that thing, anyway?

Attachment 39869

A water bottle directly behind a motorcycle helmet.

Gravdigr 07-29-2012 01:39 PM

Well, shit.

I figgered it would be more interesting than a freakin water bottle.

:neutral:

footfootfoot 07-29-2012 02:53 PM

Sorry, a water bottle full of LSD and blue gatorade.

Gravdigr 07-29-2012 03:30 PM

It's getting better.

Sundae 07-30-2012 05:53 AM

I'm still trying to get over the fact she's had multiple accidents with a heavy-duty stapler. Ouchie.

Gravdigr 07-31-2012 05:19 PM

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Poor trigger disclipine.

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Gravdigr 08-06-2012 04:31 PM

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BigV 08-06-2012 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 822381)
Poor trigger disclipine.

Attachment 39903

... I look at that picture and think "nice guns".

BigV 08-06-2012 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 822177)
I'm still trying to get over the fact she's had multiple accidents with a heavy-duty stapler. Ouchie.

It took me awhile to understand your comment Sundae. I think she's just been shopping in the wrong department for her pasties. She's a woman now, and has no business in the children's section.

Gravdigr 08-06-2012 05:28 PM

I had a little fun wondering if anyone would see/comment on her barely there nipple coverings.

Hee.:D

Glinda 08-08-2012 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 823380)

*snort* I recently saw a group of those little stick figures on the back of a van. The male/father figure had a big red X over it. :D

bigw00dy 08-16-2012 08:21 AM

I think I found the end of the Internet.... In video form
http://tinyurl.com/8qtxnjx

You have been warned!

Sundae 08-16-2012 12:25 PM

RE ABOVE: DON'T!
You are not as curious as you think you are.

This is in the NSFW thread, fair enough, but it's beyond Goatse, okay?

jimhelm 08-16-2012 01:01 PM

I'm gonna take that advice, Sundae. Thanks. Not clicking the link.

bigw00dy 08-16-2012 02:26 PM

Maybe we should start a NSFLife thread..?

orthodoc 08-16-2012 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 824754)
RE ABOVE: DON'T!
You are not as curious as you think you are.

This is in the NSFW thread, fair enough, but it's beyond Goatse, okay?

Gawd, I wish I'd taken your advice ... :vomitblu:

NSFLife ... def.

xoxoxoBruce 08-16-2012 11:54 PM

Naw, fucked up, but not even close to goatse.:headshake

Big Sarge 08-17-2012 02:27 AM

What? You mean everyone's doesn't look like that?? Now you have me feeloing self conscious.

bigw00dy 08-17-2012 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 824817)
Naw, fucked up, but not even close to goatse.:headshake

I've seen way worse. I mean, nobody even dies. Just a guy with a little Botox work done and enjoying himself

orthodoc 08-17-2012 09:39 AM

Okay, no goatse for me. I'm just a pathetic ingenue in the realm of truly weird internet stuff, obviously. :bolt:

Gravdigr 08-19-2012 03:50 PM

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xoxoxoBruce 08-19-2012 03:54 PM

Geoduck.

orthodoc 08-19-2012 04:27 PM

THAT's it. Beat me to it.

Arrgh. Can't get the image I wanted to upload ... sigh. Tech (operator) fail.

Anyway. Geoduck. Niki and the Geoducks ... name of a band ...? Or, Geoducks: We're too sexy for our shells ... ? Or too Dave Barry?

BigV 08-20-2012 12:40 PM

Geoduck. Mascot of Evergreen College.

Pronounced "gooey-duck".

eta:


footfootfoot 08-20-2012 01:18 PM

Your next feeding frenzy challenge?

Or have you done that already?

BigV 08-20-2012 02:05 PM

Raw? Bleaurgh!

Prepared.... sounds delicious.

If you watch the video, you get to see Mike Rowe tasting the geoduck. As prepared in the, I would run out of money LONG before I ran out of appetite. Straight out of the mud they're $12/lb. Seated at the sushi bar I reckon it would pencil out to about ten times that amount.

footfootfoot 08-20-2012 03:25 PM

Thank god for small portions!

DucksNuts 08-21-2012 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orthodoc (Post 824802)
Gawd, I wish I'd taken your advice ... :vomitblu:

NSFLife ... def.

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 824817)
Naw, fucked up, but not even close to goatse.:headshake

I so wanna...but Im a little chicken

Gravdigr 08-21-2012 11:08 AM

Go for it Ducks...you will be amazed.

Sundae 08-21-2012 12:15 PM

*** SPOILER***
For Ducks, so she can choose to watch or not.

It's a man with a theatre anus - well visited, bright red with heavy side curtains - pleasuring himself two-three fingers, whilst also handling his incredibly bloated scrotal sack and cock.

You can't even tell that the cock is erect because it is so colossal, like a big sack of raw meat. It flops around like a polyp. He then starts finger fucking himself in the Jap's eye. After licking the fingers he's had up his bumhole.

And all the while he's making greedy noises like a three year old scoffing his favourite treat.


It's not the most disgusting thing on the internet, just unnecesary.

limey 08-21-2012 04:11 PM

Thanks Sundae. I never click on the linkies with those warnings, and now I know why!

footfootfoot 08-22-2012 09:56 AM

Sundae, is he a member of the aristocrats?

Sundae 08-22-2012 12:15 PM

No.
There was definitely no scat.

footfootfoot 08-22-2012 03:19 PM

Small mercies.

toranokaze 08-23-2012 12:05 AM


bigw00dy 08-23-2012 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 825482)
*** SPOILER***
For Ducks, so she can choose to watch or not.

It's a man with a theatre anus - well visited, bright red with heavy side curtains - pleasuring himself two-three fingers, whilst also handling his incredibly bloated scrotal sack and cock.

You can't even tell that the cock is erect because it is so colossal, like a big sack of raw meat. It flops around like a polyp. He then starts finger fucking himself in the Jap's eye. After licking the fingers he's had up his bumhole.

And all the while he's making greedy noises like a three year old scoffing his favourite treat.


It's not the most disgusting thing on the internet, just unnecesary.

Maybe unnecessary in a political thread but I'm sure the video has some legs posted in a NSFW WTF thread.... it's like watching HBO after midnight and complaining about seeing soft core porn. It is expected.

Sundae 08-23-2012 07:53 AM

Oh I don't mean posting it here was unnecessary!
You're right, this is the thread it belongs in. I mean the whole concept of what the man has achieved and is making public is unnecessary.


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