Cheap silicone implants are not nice tits. Sorry.

You used to work with Bill Pullman?!

Nah, Pullman's hunkier, but check it out. Here's my friend/former supervisor:

http://m4.licdn.com/media/p/3/000/0d1/398/15fe283.jpg

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg444...pg&res=landing

You do the math. :D

I thought Dave Barry

Being a boob expert I would say those are Saline which some consider safer but they are far from natural looking ;)

I'll defer to your wisdom.
;)

Hasn't anyone else noticed that the sofa (settee, whatever you call it) is a little, well, uh, naff?

*snort* I noticed.

I thought it was a hotel bedspread.

Nope, a sofa. Deffo. Notice the arm of the furniture in photo bottom left, and the gap between the cushions to the right of the wrangling couple.

I never got past the horrid carpet to even notice.

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100 extra points to the first poster to point out the OJ Simpson reference.

:cool:

Dat's what I call him. Philthy by name.... :P

Hulkakke?

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At the top of the piece of equipment is a manufacturer sticker that says 'Nordberg'.

OJ Simpson played a character named Nordberg in the "Naked Gun" movies.

Gravdigr: +100 points

Caveat--



"...just like a stripper's name."

I loved that show.

There's been a take-off made. Not nearly as good, of course, but with several of the same comedians (Wayne Brady, Greg Proops, Colin Mochrie) and similar goofy sketch scenarios. Fred Willard is the host. It's called... something like Trust Us With Your Life, where a celeb tells stories from their past and the funny guys do sketches of the stories.

I happened on it last week when Ricky Gervaise was the guest comedy target. It was great to see the old gang working together again, but IMO the premise was too constricted by the celeb action and as much as I like Fred Willard, Drew Carey was MUCH better as host.

*Googles*

Ah. Here it is - Trust Us With Your Life



Oh. And speaking of Fred.... :D

And 'Whose Line...' was originally a Dan Patterson (ex-colleague) show for the BBC.

Yes! With Clive Andersen hosting. My family watched them every single night.

"And this is Clive Andersen saying goodnight--'goodnight!'"

Yessss, this picture has an attractive young lady with her breasts exposed...but, it also has a, uh...

WTF is that thing, anyway?

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Looks like a gallon water bottle to me.

A water bottle directly behind a motorcycle helmet.

Well, shit.

I figgered it would be more interesting than a freakin water bottle.

:neutral:

Sorry, a water bottle full of LSD and blue gatorade.

It's getting better.

I'm still trying to get over the fact she's had multiple accidents with a heavy-duty stapler. Ouchie.

Poor trigger disclipine.

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... I look at that picture and think "nice guns".

It took me awhile to understand your comment Sundae. I think she's just been shopping in the wrong department for her pasties. She's a woman now, and has no business in the children's section.

I had a little fun wondering if anyone would see/comment on her barely there nipple coverings.

Hee.:D

*snort* I recently saw a group of those little stick figures on the back of a van. The male/father figure had a big red X over it. :D

I think I found the end of the Internet.... In video form
http://tinyurl.com/8qtxnjx

You have been warned!

RE ABOVE: DON'T!
You are not as curious as you think you are.

This is in the NSFW thread, fair enough, but it's beyond Goatse, okay?

I'm gonna take that advice, Sundae. Thanks. Not clicking the link.

Maybe we should start a NSFLife thread..?

Gawd, I wish I'd taken your advice ... :vomitblu:

NSFLife ... def.

Naw, fucked up, but not even close to goatse.:headshake

What? You mean everyone's doesn't look like that?? Now you have me feeloing self conscious.

I've seen way worse. I mean, nobody even dies. Just a guy with a little Botox work done and enjoying himself

Okay, no goatse for me. I'm just a pathetic ingenue in the realm of truly weird internet stuff, obviously. :bolt:

Geoduck.

THAT's it. Beat me to it.

Arrgh. Can't get the image I wanted to upload ... sigh. Tech (operator) fail.

Anyway. Geoduck. Niki and the Geoducks ... name of a band ...? Or, Geoducks: We're too sexy for our shells ... ? Or too Dave Barry?

Geoduck. Mascot of Evergreen College.

Pronounced "gooey-duck".

eta:

Your next feeding frenzy challenge?

Or have you done that already?

Raw? Bleaurgh!

Prepared.... sounds delicious.

If you watch the video, you get to see Mike Rowe tasting the geoduck. As prepared in the, I would run out of money LONG before I ran out of appetite. Straight out of the mud they're $12/lb. Seated at the sushi bar I reckon it would pencil out to about ten times that amount.

Thank god for small portions!

I so wanna...but Im a little chicken

Go for it Ducks...you will be amazed.

*** SPOILER***
For Ducks, so she can choose to watch or not.

It's a man with a theatre anus - well visited, bright red with heavy side curtains - pleasuring himself two-three fingers, whilst also handling his incredibly bloated scrotal sack and cock.

You can't even tell that the cock is erect because it is so colossal, like a big sack of raw meat. It flops around like a polyp. He then starts finger fucking himself in the Jap's eye. After licking the fingers he's had up his bumhole.

And all the while he's making greedy noises like a three year old scoffing his favourite treat.

It's not the most disgusting thing on the internet, just unnecesary.

Thanks Sundae. I never click on the linkies with those warnings, and now I know why!

Sundae, is he a member of the aristocrats?

No.
There was definitely no scat.

Small mercies.

Maybe unnecessary in a political thread but I'm sure the video has some legs posted in a NSFW WTF thread.... it's like watching HBO after midnight and complaining about seeing soft core porn. It is expected.

Oh I don't mean posting it here was unnecessary!
You're right, this is the thread it belongs in. I mean the whole concept of what the man has achieved and is making public is unnecessary.