World's Largest Fleshlight?

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Page 666...OOooooooohhhhhh!!!

Page ob Da Debbil!!

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WTF? All that money, and no TV???

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How do you think I go so rich?

WTF?

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That would just have to be the coolest thing on the fucking water.

I've seen modern versions of these things - they're as much aircraft as boat. They work like upside-down single-seat race cars and the ones I saw were fast enough to make your eyes water and then some.

I had to look up 'flying boat' to remember their proper name. Ekranoplan.

Actually, now that I look at it again...

Do an image search on Ekranoplan. Too cool for school.

Rhianne's coolness and mysteriousity points just went up to 11 and a half.

So, more than a hydrofoil, but not quite a flying boat. Looks like it uses ground effect (water effect?) for lift.

I'm I huge motorsport fan, always have been. This has meant that I've spent far too much time with folk for whom stuff like this is their only breathing thought.

Now it's up to 12 and a quarter. Just stop now.