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Gravdigr 01-05-2019 01:29 PM

That was a very interesting piece.

glatt 01-05-2019 07:07 PM

Yes. Yes it was.

Carruthers 01-12-2019 04:58 AM

Heathen servicemen revive Viking spirit
 
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A group of Heathen sailors aboard the USS John C Stennis gather to worship Norse gods

Sailors on the USS John C. Stennis operate a warship that brings American power to the Arabian Sea and deploys jets to bloody fronts in Afghanistan.

But occasionally some gather on their long boat to recognise another power, thought to rule the waves and command the winds.

“We do a lot of praying to the god of seafarers, Njord,” said Joshua Shaikoski, one of a small group of practising Heathens who take part in “sumbels”, or ceremonies to worship Norse gods.

These are led by Joshua Wood, an aviation electrician’s mate from Alaska. The US Navy said Mr Wood had practised Heathenry for five years.
“I took a world mythology class in high school and that opened my eyes to the Nordic Gods,” he said.

Contemporary efforts to revive the Norse religion of Odin and Thor have involved reconstructing the cosmology laid out in medieval Icelandic texts such as the Prose Edda, by the 13th-century politician Snorri Sturluson.

In Iceland, the revival was recently marked by the reconstruction of a Norse temple, although a high priest suggested that the religion was not necessarily taken literally.
“I don’t think anyone believes in a one-eyed man who is riding a horse with eight feet,” Hilmar Orn Hilmarsson told Reuters.
“We see the stories as poetic metaphors and a manifestation of the forces of nature and human psychology.”

In the US military, one manifestation of rising Heathenry was a successful appeal by a soldier to be allowed to wear a beard, in observance of his “Heathen, Norse Pagan faith”.
The hammer of Thor has been added to a list of symbols that may be carved on a veteran’s headstone in Arlington National Cemetery.

Mr Wood said the Edda made him realise he identified more with the polytheistic system of faith of the Vikings than his family’s Roman Catholicism. In San Diego he found a group of Norse worshippers and through them became “certified to lead services on this ship”.
Whatever floats your boat...

The Times

(It's paywalled, but there are ways and means).

Griff 01-12-2019 09:22 AM

If warriors need religion, why not a warrior's religion?

sexobon 01-12-2019 09:36 AM

They can pray to Kahless that they be strong in battle and when they die they'll go to Sto'Vo'Kor.

Happy Monkey 01-12-2019 10:03 AM

Hopefully unrelated.

Gravdigr 01-12-2019 11:18 AM

1950s Western Predicted a Border Wall From a Fictional Con Man Named Trump

:eek:

tw 01-12-2019 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 1022980)
If warriors need religion, why not a warrior's religion?

It already exists. We will pay for their temple. $5 billion for a wall.

If they get their wall, they will not even say, "Thank you." Some religions are not even gracious. Some religions insist they are entitled. Then will demand another $20 billion to finish it.

xoxoxoBruce 01-12-2019 10:45 PM

Oh poppycock, it's not the military asking for the wall, it's Trump, 100%, this is his baby from the git-go to the end.


Oh, and Trump is as far from a warrior as possible.:facepalm:

tw 01-13-2019 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1023018)
Oh poppycock, it's not the military asking for the wall, it's Trump,

But Trump said the military wants that wall. It must be true. Trump says it.

It must be a national emergency. Trump says it is. We need that temple to worship the gods of security. All praise Cesar.

sexobon 01-13-2019 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by tw (Post 1023027)
… It must be true. Trump says it. … All praise Cesar

Sour grapes because you've been upstaged.

Carruthers 01-15-2019 04:13 AM

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US driver in 'Bird Box blindfold' crashes in Utah

Police in the US state of Utah have taken the unusual step of urging residents not to drive blindfolded after an online challenge inspired by a horror film led to a crash.

A teenager with her hat over her eyes drove into oncoming traffic in the city of Layton while taking part in the so-called "Bird Box Challenge".

The craze has come from the Netflix film Bird Box, starring Sandra Bullock.

Last week Netflix warned fans not to attempt the challenge.

This week the same advice came from Layton police department.

"It's just inexcusable to do something as dangerous as this, not only to yourself but everyone else on the road," said police Lt Travis Lyman, quoted by KSL.com.

He said it was a warning he never thought he would have to give - don't drive while blindfolded.
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The 17-year-old driver, her 16-year-old passenger and the occupants of the other car all escaped serious injury.

However, police have requested that the driver be charged with reckless driving, Lt Lyman said.
Well, at least she wasn't attempting to send a text at the same time.

That would have been really silly.

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A police investigation has been launched after a blindfolded man walked on train tracks near Bridgend in an online challenge inspired by Netflix horror film Bird Box.

Footage of the stunt has been viewed nearly 200,000 times since it was uploaded to prankster Ben Phillips' YouTube channel on Sunday.

In the video, Phillips' partner, Elliot Giles, is filmed putting on a blindfold and walking along a railway line near Bridgend.

Phillips shouts "where are you going, there's a train coming", but Giles remains on the tracks while the sound of an oncoming train and a warning bell can be heard.
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"Not only is it shocking to see that someone is willing to put their life in danger by blindfolding themselves and walking onto a live railway, it's illegal and a criminal act.

They are quite literally playing a game of life and death.

The railway is full of hidden dangers and we cannot overstate how dangerous it is to trespass.

Trains travel at incredibly high speed and can often approach silently.

This footage is being investigated".

– British Transport Police spokesman
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If Darwin had any idea of the trouble it would cause, he'd never have written that damned book.

Griff 01-15-2019 06:52 AM

Gaia is shaking us off like fleas from a dog.

xoxoxoBruce 01-15-2019 07:58 AM

She should never be allowed to even ride in a car again... ever. That's not a mistake or youthful indiscretion, that's a lack of brains god would give a goose.

The guy walking the tracks... speed up the trains.

Gravdigr 01-15-2019 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 1023210)
Gaia is shaking us off like fleas from a dog.

As she should. We are a pestilence.

QFT, btw.

Carruthers 01-24-2019 04:38 AM

Who amongst us has never hidden £260k in the airing cupboard and forgotten about it for four months? I know I have.

It's a bit on the long side, but if you have a couple of minutes to spare, read on...

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Soldier hid £260k of MoD money in his airing cupboard and forgot about it for four months, court martial hears

An Army Warrant Officer hid €300,000 of Ministry of Defence money in his airing cupboard after he failed to get it couriered back to base, a court martial has heard.

The soldier was demoted and fined after he 'forgot’ that he had not returned the money for four months.

Kevin Hodgkinson, 43, who was serving in the British Army training unit in Gibraltar at the time, claimed he'd stashed the money at home to spare senior officers embarrassment after he failed to get it couriered back to the UK.

On remembering the money - which had originally been part of the ready cash float on board HMS Ocean - was still in the cupboard, the court martial was told he called his boss, Major Wilson, and said: ‘Ma’am, I f***** up’.

A panicked WO2 Hodgkinson had then run from home, arriving in Major Wilson’s office puffing and panting, carrying the €300,000 shrink-wrapped in a rucksack. He claimed he had forgotten it was in his airing cupboard.

WO2 Hodgkinson had been working as a financial systems administrator with the responsibility of transporting the cash, via a courier, back to Britain. It was put into a safe overnight until it could be carried back.

The money had been on board the amphibious assault ship HMS Ocean, which docked in Gibraltar in September 2017, and was swapped for $300,000 as the ship was heading to the Caribbean to offer disaster support during Hurricane Irma. The unused stack of Euros should have been sent swiftly back to the UK.

Bulford Military Court in Wiltshire heard WO2 Hodgkinson twice tried and failed to get a courier to take the vacuum-packed cash, instead returning it to a safe in his base. He also tried on one occasion to take it to a bank, but found it closed when he got there as it was a Friday.

However, he removed the money from his office in November 2017 because he feared it would cause an embarrassing incident if a forthcoming inspection found such a large amount of money in the safe.

Instead, prosecutor Rupert Gregory told the court, he carried the money back to his flat and hid it in his airing cupboard.

“It [had] remained in the safe rather longer than one or two nights,” Mr Gregory said.

“There was to be an inspection in October or November 2017, and Hodgkinson took the money from the safe and went home with it.

“He says he removed the money because he didn’t want the chain of command being embarrassed by such a large sum of money being in the safe when it shouldn’t be.

“He fully accepts he failed properly to safeguard the funds.”

A court martial board fined WO2 Hodgkinson £2,500 and demoted him to Staff Sergeant.

Judge Alistair McGregor said: “It was your duty to ensure the money’s safety and you should have secured its onward passage.

“In our view your actions fall far below that of a competent financial systems administrator of your rank, position and experience.

“Your actions put a very large sum of her majesty’s money at significant risk.”

WO2 Hodgkinson, who is now based at the British Army Training Unit Suffield in Alberta, Canada, admitted one count of failure to perform a duty.

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Griff 01-24-2019 06:21 AM

I'm forgetful myself...

Diaphone Jim 01-24-2019 11:43 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Juzmly1yes

xoxoxoBruce 01-24-2019 12:43 PM

I guess in the Gibraltar autumn the airing cupboard isn't used much. :rolleyes:

Gravdigr 01-24-2019 01:12 PM

€300,000 wasn't missed, at all, for four months?!

I'd say Hodgkinson wasn't the only one who failed in his duty.

Carruthers 01-24-2019 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1024008)
€300,000 wasn't missed, at all, for four months?!

I'd say Hodgkinson wasn't the only one who failed in his duty.

A fair point, Gravdigr!

I wonder if the blame trickled down to a point where it could trickle no further?

A sort of reverse 'buck stops here'.

xoxoxoBruce 01-24-2019 01:31 PM

It probably wasn't missed because so much cash is moving around and a lot of people involved, until the auditors try to balance the books. Really, why would an amphibious assault ship, HMS Ocean, be routinely carrying €300,000 in cash? Mad money?

Gravdigr 01-24-2019 02:40 PM

Um...Payday?

I read where ac carriers carry millions, just for paydays.

BigV 01-24-2019 07:37 PM

The aspect of that story I find weirdest is, wtff is an airing cupboard?

do not bother with lmgtfy.com, I ask more for the weirdness of the name, not "What is this?" If I'm airing it out, I would think the cupboard is where I take it *from*. I suppose after four months the battle between the "airing" and the "shrink wrap" should be decided once and for all in favor of the shrink wrap.

Unless there's been an unfortunate homophonic mistake... Perhaps it's meant to be spelled "erring cupboard".

sexobon 01-24-2019 08:21 PM

At least no one was embarrassed by all that money being found in a safe.

Carruthers 01-25-2019 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 1024063)
The aspect of that story I find weirdest is, wtff is an airing cupboard?

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In British houses, an airing cupboard is a warm cupboard where you put clothes and other things that have been washed and partly dried, to make sure they are completely dry.
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Usual arrangement is to have two or three slatted shelves above the domestic hot water tank.
The original concept dates from a time long before tumble driers became widespread.

Gravdigr 01-25-2019 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 1024063)
"erring cupboard".

Hah!:jig:

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Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 1024065)
At least no one was embarrassed by all that money being found in a safe.

Really.

I also they could stand to audit those books a little more often.

sexobon 01-25-2019 05:13 PM

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In British houses, an airing cupboard is a warm cupboard where you put clothes and other things that have been washed and partly dried, to make sure they are completely dry.

So, that's where one would put money only after doing one's money laundering.

Carruthers 01-26-2019 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 1024157)
So, that's where one would put money only after doing one's money laundering.

Whereas WO2 Hodgkinson was hung out to dry.

sexobon 01-26-2019 08:38 AM

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St. Louis officer charged after deadly game with revolver

ST. LOUIS — A male St. Louis police officer was charged Friday with involuntary manslaughter in the shooting death of a female officer during what was described as a deadly game with a revolver.

Circuit Attorney Kim Gardner announced the charge against Nathaniel Hendren, 29, in the death of 24-year-old Katlyn Alix, as they alleged played a game in which a revolver's cylinder was emptied, one bullet put back and the two colleagues taking turns pointing at each other and pulling the trigger.

Alix was with two male officers at an apartment when she was killed just before 1 a.m. Thursday. ...

… "The defendant emptied the cylinder of the revolver and then put one cartridge back into the cylinder," the statement said. He allegedly spun the cylinder, pointed the gun away and pulled the trigger.

The gun did not fire. The statement said Alix took the gun, pointed it at Hendren and pulled the trigger. Again, it didn't fire.

Hendren "took the gun back and pointed it at the victim (and) pulled the trigger causing the gun to discharge," the statement said. "The victim was struck in the chest." ...

… The two men were on-duty at the time of the shooting. Police Chief John Hayden has declined to answer questions about why the officers had gathered at the apartment, which was home to one of the men. ...

… Alix, a military veteran who was married, was not working but met the men at the apartment. ...

… Alix was a patrol officer who had graduated from the St. Louis Police Academy in January 2017.

Undertoad 01-26-2019 09:41 AM

So a married off-duty cop goes to the residence of another cop's apartment, at midnight, where there are two cops who are apparently ON duty, and one of them shoots her...

...I think we have enough reason to be at least skeptical that the shooting didn't happen in the form of a "game"...

xoxoxoBruce 01-26-2019 09:53 AM

It must be true, they are police officers who never lie or cover up.

sexobon 01-26-2019 10:02 AM

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So a married off-duty cop goes to the residence of another cop's apartment, at midnight, where there are two cops who are apparently ON duty, and one of them shoots her...

TSTL right there.

Griff 01-26-2019 10:52 AM

Had they spun the cylinder each time, the game may have lasted longer... kids today don't even know how to play Russian roulette. But yeah this looks worse than stupid.

xoxoxoBruce 01-26-2019 11:09 AM

You don't suppose there was drugs/alcohol involved.

sexobon 01-26-2019 11:16 AM

If they had put the revolver to their own heads instead of pointing it at each other, wouldn't that have gotten the survivor out of a manslaughter charge?

It's obviously a case of two male police officers being an item except that one is bi and had an affair with the female police officer; so, the other concocted a scheme to get rid of her by having the bi officer shoot her to make things right and prove his devotion.

or

It's obviously a group PTSD murder-suicide pact gone wrong with the two males chickening out of the suicide part after murdering the female.

or

It's obviously a ménage à trois and the female was blackmailing the other two by threatening to tell her husband and ruining everyone's careers; so, they aced her.

or ...

Carruthers 01-31-2019 12:24 PM

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Never let it be said that I do not post anything controversial. ;)

Can a ban be far behind?

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xoxoxoBruce 01-31-2019 01:14 PM

She's a pretty clever chick Liz is. When Trump came to call she wore a broach the Obamas gave her.

sexobon 01-31-2019 03:47 PM

One of the horse naming rules is that to be named after a living person you have to get that person's permission.

I wonder which Trump gave it? :lol:

A filly was named Barbara Bush who, as First Lady at the time, provided a letter of permission on White House letterhead.

Carruthers 02-01-2019 09:42 AM



Theresa May will not be flying to Brussels in Spitfire, BBC clarifies.


These things happen. :)

xoxoxoBruce 02-01-2019 12:56 PM

Maybe she should, I hear the AA flak is improved. ;)

Griff 02-03-2019 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 1024660)
A filly was named Barbara Bush who, as First Lady at the time, provided a letter of permission on White House letterhead.

Another nice story about the HW family? а ты говоришь по русски, comrade?

sexobon 02-03-2019 06:15 PM

I bet limey can read that.

xoxoxoBruce 02-04-2019 05:12 AM

Yeah, probably better than Google. When I see something like that I have to find out what it says.
Heaven forbid I miss an opportunity to be offended. :haha:

xoxoxoBruce 02-05-2019 04:51 AM

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If they had put the revolver to their own heads instead of pointing it at each other, wouldn't that have gotten the survivor out of a manslaughter charge?

It's obviously a case of two male police officers being an item except that one is bi and had an affair with the female police officer; so, the other concocted a scheme to get rid of her by having the bi officer shoot her to make things right and prove his devotion.

or

It's obviously a group PTSD murder-suicide pact gone wrong with the two males chickening out of the suicide part after murdering the female.

or

It's obviously a ménage à trois and the female was blackmailing the other two by threatening to tell her husband and ruining everyone's careers; so, they aced her.

or ...

This is the killers mug shot, I wonder who hit him? Her?

Happy Monkey 02-05-2019 11:02 AM

According to this article, he slammed his head into a police SUV.

Gravdigr 02-05-2019 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1025031)
This is the killers mug shot, I wonder who hit him? Her?

Arresting officer(s)?

He is a cop killer, ain't he?

Gravdigr 02-05-2019 11:15 AM

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According to this article, he slammed his head into a police SUV.

That sounds kinda like 'walked into a door', doesn't it?

Happy Monkey 02-05-2019 11:24 AM

Depends on when the window was actually broken. If it was already broken before the additional cops came on the scene, then she may have hit him in a struggle. If after, then he may well have "walked into a door". It's also possible that he is as profoundly stupid as the given explanation, but that would also require that the other two also be that stupid, and for there to be an innocent reason for them to be well outside the assigned patrol area with a non-service weapon.

Glinda 02-05-2019 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1025077)
That sounds kinda like 'walked into a door', doesn't it?

"Nice face you got there. Be a shame if sumpin' 'appened to it, now, wouldn't it?"


Gravdigr 02-05-2019 12:06 PM

I was trying to come up with the old Irish Sunglasses bit...

Bu the fella doesn't really look Irish...

tw 02-05-2019 08:23 PM

Jerry Sandusky filed extensive appeals to have his sexual child abuse charges retried. Courts rejected all but will consider resentencing Sandusky.

Meanwhile Sandusky's 41 year old adopted son just pleaded guilty to child sexual abuse. Is this a weird coincidence or just something that should be expected (due to untold stories)?

xoxoxoBruce 02-05-2019 11:15 PM

Resentencing? OK, give him another 50 years.

Gravdigr 02-06-2019 07:33 AM

Don't fuck with Colorado joggers.

Dude was jogging, and was attacked from behind by a mountain lion. So, what did he do?

He strangled it to death with his bare hands.

Like ya do.

Ok, it was a juvenile mountain lion...You wanna give it a try, it's a juvie puma, after all?

Ima pass, thx.

This reminds me of the camper who fought off, and I think killed, a mountain lion, with a skillet.

tw 02-06-2019 08:03 AM

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This reminds me of the camper who fought off, and I think killed, a mountain lion, with a skillet.

Kill it and cook it. Survival skills.

Gravdigr 02-06-2019 09:24 AM

:lol2:

That's a talent, cooking your meal on the weapon with which ya killed it.

xoxoxoBruce 02-06-2019 10:20 PM

Only if it's a Swiss Army frying pan. ;)

Carruthers 02-13-2019 09:19 AM

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My recollection of the Aberdeen Press & Journal is that it was never in line for a Pulitzer Prize. Read on...

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Tractor with a three-legged dog on board causes £120,000 worth of damage by smashing into a north-east house at 4am

A bungling farm worker caused more than £120,000 worth of damage after smashing into a sheltered housing complex.

Gregor Durno crashed the JCB tractor and then drove it home – leaving a trail of rubble behind him, taking police right to his door.

Durno had two friends – and a three-legged collie – in the tractor cab when he crashed into the building in Buckie on February 18 last year.

At Elgin Sheriff Court yesterday, the 31-year-old admitted a charge of dangerous driving.
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Sheriff Gary Aitken told the father, who has a previous conviction for dangerous driving from 2007, it was only “good fortune” that nobody was killed in the terrifying incident.

Fiscal depute Alex Swain described the driver swerving into the opposing carriageway as he drove along the route at about 4am.

Durno continued to drive at “excessive speed” through Buckie before eventually losing control on Land Street and smashing into the building.

Locals reported hearing a “loud bang” while residents inside who were awoken by the impact reported seeing a “large wheel” inside their home.

Miss Swain said: “The wall to the bathroom of the property was completely destroyed and significant damage was also caused to the area around the front door.

“The impact was such that there was also damage to the rear of the building and the communal stairwell to the first floor had actually shifted.”

Durno’s two passengers fled the scene on foot before he drove home – leaving a one-mile trail of rubble and broken parts from the tractor for police to follow.

When officers arrived at the farm property they saw blood on the windscreen of the damaged JCB.
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Gravdigr 02-13-2019 09:25 AM

Driving a back-hoe at excessive speed.

Gravdigr 02-14-2019 09:10 AM

Welp, Bill Cosby done lost his damn mind.

Says he's a 'political prisoner' along the lines of Ghandi, MLKJr, and Nelson Mandela.:right:


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