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Lamplighter 09-26-2012 02:46 PM

Moses is still sorority-legal by keeping one foot on the floor.

Sundae 09-27-2012 11:48 AM

Ganesh is a giver, not a taker.

Lamplighter 09-27-2012 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 832019)
Ganesh is a giver, not a taker.

:D

Big Sarge 09-27-2012 03:19 PM

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Elvis is alive & well

Sundae 09-27-2012 03:21 PM

... and horsing around...

DanaC 09-27-2012 03:25 PM

Well, he's alive.

Gravdigr 09-28-2012 02:58 PM

That horse don't look nothing like---oh.

Now I get it.

xoxoxoBruce 09-29-2012 08:34 AM

Yeah the guy, not Sarah Jessica Parker. ;)

ZenGum 09-29-2012 05:26 PM

He's not singing much anymore though, he's a little hoarse now.

Gravdigr 10-03-2012 01:55 PM

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You din't see the dog, didja?

Gravdigr 10-03-2012 01:58 PM

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Yeah the guy, not Sarah Jessica Parker. ;)

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toranokaze 10-11-2012 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 832885)
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You din't see the dog, didja?

is she mad that he took a pic of her ass or didn't

Gravdigr 10-12-2012 04:03 PM

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Elspode 10-12-2012 11:41 PM

One must wonder what happened to the absent family member who left those anal beads behind when they moved out.

xoxoxoBruce 10-13-2012 03:28 AM

They met Sheldon and never missed them.

Gravdigr 10-13-2012 04:23 PM

:lol2:

jimhelm 10-23-2012 07:02 PM

FOR SARGE
 
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Big Sarge 10-23-2012 07:35 PM

that looks just like me, well sort....give that panda a bigger belly and take some hair off the top of the head

Sheldonrs 10-30-2012 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 834111)
They met Sheldon and never missed them.

I bead them off.

xoxoxoBruce 10-30-2012 10:26 PM

'Bout time you showed up. :p:

Gravdigr 11-04-2012 08:14 PM

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Gravdigr 11-07-2012 11:29 AM

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Gravdigr 11-15-2012 12:35 PM

What? The? Fuck?
 
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The guy behind her is holding a sign that says 'Get $50 Now', but that prolly involves work of some sort...

Also...I left the pic a little large because...Is that a penis?

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infinite monkey 11-16-2012 03:02 PM

I wanna know about her loincloth and that kid's fancy schmancy electronics gadget thar.

And yes, yes that is a penis. I think. It's been like three years since I've seen one.

Let's review, shall we? She needs money for 'bills." Bill's what, I ask? Bill's toupee?

There's a guy offering 50 bucks, apparently for the tired and poor huddled masses, but for doing what? Learning to drape oneself in shiny pimp velour? Or for the wacky weed growing there? Or is it for turning the Laid Off Lady into a Laid On Lady. Hey, I didn't point the arrow.

What is 'enrolling now'? Clown college?

Is that the National Cremation Society behind Larry Liberty?

That's my ex's white van.

I also would like to know why the kid has a mustard bottle atop his head.

There are just too many unknowns here.

And remember: every time you point a sign at someone, you'll have one penis pointing back at you.

toranokaze 11-17-2012 08:30 PM

I got it she needs help with bills cock

Crimson Ghost 11-18-2012 05:11 PM

Yes it is the "National Cremation Society" building in the background.

Stormieweather 11-18-2012 05:11 PM

I can't speak for all of the WTF's in that picture, but I think the guy with the $50 sign works for Liberty Tax. We have one right down the street and they are out there goofing off day and night to attract attention.

Liberty Tax

Crimson Ghost 11-18-2012 05:15 PM

I do believe that's the mountain from the opening credits of M*A*S*H.

infinite monkey 11-18-2012 05:21 PM

I bet you're right, stormie.

That IS the M*A*S*H mountain!

"national cremation society." So many puns, so little time. :lol:

infinite monkey 11-18-2012 05:22 PM

But come on people: focus! Mustard bottle? Hmmmmmm? ;)

Trilby 11-19-2012 05:39 AM

Penis bomb. There should be more of those.

Sundae 11-19-2012 10:50 AM

I accidently create penis bombs.
They just seem to go off in my hands...

orthodoc 11-19-2012 12:49 PM

*spits tea all over desk*

win :lol:

Gravdigr 11-19-2012 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 839422)
But come on people: focus! Mustard bottle? Hmmmmmm? ;)

Fire hydrant (behind him), methinks.

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 839503)
I accidently create penis bombs.
They just seem to go off in my hands...

:notworthy

infinite monkey 11-19-2012 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 839573)
Fire hydrant (behind him), methinks.



I know. Sigh.

Gravdigr 11-19-2012 05:16 PM

Oh.

toranokaze 11-29-2012 02:48 AM

http://www.pornfail.com/images/pf-120.gif

Lola Bunny 11-29-2012 10:02 PM

I would think she'd want liposuction rather than what she did. :3_eyes:

http://youtu.be/6xd6G9V1nyE

xoxoxoBruce 11-30-2012 08:55 AM

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The gruff old instructor always chose one student, to demonstrate proper "trigger discipline" to the class.

BigV 11-30-2012 09:06 AM

and still they didn't pay attention. gee, I wonder why.

ZenGum 11-30-2012 05:29 PM

It's a simple rule. Fingers OUTSIDE the trigger guard until you have decided to shoot off in your undies.

jimhelm 12-21-2012 09:42 AM

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Sundae 12-21-2012 10:04 AM

Knock the knackers.

footfootfoot 12-21-2012 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 840840)

She told me she wouldn't put that video on the internet. Bitch.

Sundae 12-21-2012 10:30 AM

Nice abs, Foot.
Shame about the cock.

Gravdigr 01-03-2013 05:06 PM

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Whatthehellkindayellow?

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DanaC 01-03-2013 06:11 PM

Hahahahahaha

rapeseed :p

Rhianne 01-03-2013 06:15 PM

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orthodoc 01-03-2013 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 846296)
Hahahahahaha

rapeseed :p

That's what they called it in Canada until the Merkins said it sounded funny.

BigV 01-03-2013 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 844706)
She told me she wouldn't put that video on the internet. Bitch.

You call your cock a bitch?!

Weird.

DanaC 01-04-2013 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by orthodoc (Post 846299)
That's what they called it in Canada until the Merkins said it sounded funny.

What do they call it now?

orthodoc 01-04-2013 04:43 AM

Canola - looks and sounds much better to the public. To be honest, I don't think Merkins had much if anything to do with the name change - I think everyone had trouble with the concept of having a big bottle in the pantry whose label said 'Rape Oil'.

DanaC 01-04-2013 04:57 AM

heheheheh fair enough. I can see that might be a problem :p

footfootfoot 01-04-2013 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by orthodoc (Post 846344)
Canola - looks and sounds much better to the public. To be honest, I don't think Merkins had much if anything to do with the name change - I think everyone had trouble with the concept of having a big bottle in the pantry whose label said 'Rape Oil'.

So then would grape become granola?

And if olive oil comes from crushed olives and sesame oil comes from crushed sesames where does baby oil come from?

infinite monkey 01-04-2013 11:02 AM

From Olive Oyl: the ugliest chick in animation.

footfootfoot 01-04-2013 11:22 AM

Who was the hottest?

And if you were to have a one night stand with any cartoon character who would it be?

And if you were to marry any cartoon character, who would it be?

Chocolatl 01-04-2013 12:06 PM

One night stand: Flynn Rider from Tangled.

Marry: Milo from Atlantis.

Hottest: Simba.

BigV 01-04-2013 12:40 PM

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Who was the hottest?

Jessica Rabbit.
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And if you were to have a one night stand with any cartoon character who would it be?

... tough one. there's lots of eye candy amongst the disney princesses, ariel, jasmine, etc. betty boop is the archetype for naughty fun... the lady tasmanian devil would make for a great cardio workout. Let's have the one nighter at the playroom and invite them all to the orgy.

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 846383)
And if you were to marry any cartoon character, who would it be?

Bugs Bunny, he makes *me* laugh. Genius, optimistic, kinetic.
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jimhelm 01-05-2013 12:29 AM

Hottest...betty boop
One night...jessica rabbit
Marry...snow white.

Ibby 01-05-2013 12:52 AM

assuming that characters that were my age ish while they were on the air and i grew up with were to age along with me
hottest: that damn tease Patti Mayonnaise from Doug
one night: Gerald Johanssen or Phoebe Heyerdahl from Hey Arnold!
marry: Marceline the Vampire Hipster Queen from Adventure Time

but i want to make very clear that I mean, given that they aged at roughly the rate I did and are therefore in their early-mid twenties now (except Marceline cause she's a thousand-year-old 20-odd-year-old vampire but)


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