Moses is still sorority-legal by keeping one foot on the floor.

Ganesh is a giver, not a taker.

:D

Elvis is alive & well

... and horsing around...

Well, he's alive.

That horse don't look nothing like---oh.

Now I get it.

Yeah the guy, not Sarah Jessica Parker. ;)

He's not singing much anymore though, he's a little hoarse now.

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You din't see the dog, didja?

is she mad that he took a pic of her ass or didn't

:lol2:

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One must wonder what happened to the absent family member who left those anal beads behind when they moved out.

They met Sheldon and never missed them.

:lol2:

FOR SARGE
 

that looks just like me, well sort....give that panda a bigger belly and take some hair off the top of the head

I bead them off.

'Bout time you showed up. :p:

What? The? Fuck?
 

The guy behind her is holding a sign that says 'Get $50 Now', but that prolly involves work of some sort...

Also...I left the pic a little large because...Is that a penis?

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I wanna know about her loincloth and that kid's fancy schmancy electronics gadget thar.

And yes, yes that is a penis. I think. It's been like three years since I've seen one.

Let's review, shall we? She needs money for 'bills." Bill's what, I ask? Bill's toupee?

There's a guy offering 50 bucks, apparently for the tired and poor huddled masses, but for doing what? Learning to drape oneself in shiny pimp velour? Or for the wacky weed growing there? Or is it for turning the Laid Off Lady into a Laid On Lady. Hey, I didn't point the arrow.

What is 'enrolling now'? Clown college?

Is that the National Cremation Society behind Larry Liberty?

That's my ex's white van.

I also would like to know why the kid has a mustard bottle atop his head.

There are just too many unknowns here.

And remember: every time you point a sign at someone, you'll have one penis pointing back at you.

I got it she needs help with bills cock

Yes it is the "National Cremation Society" building in the background.

I can't speak for all of the WTF's in that picture, but I think the guy with the $50 sign works for Liberty Tax. We have one right down the street and they are out there goofing off day and night to attract attention.

Liberty Tax

I do believe that's the mountain from the opening credits of M*A*S*H.

I bet you're right, stormie.

That IS the M*A*S*H mountain!

"national cremation society." So many puns, so little time. :lol:

But come on people: focus! Mustard bottle? Hmmmmmm? ;)

Penis bomb. There should be more of those.

I accidently create penis bombs.
They just seem to go off in my hands...

*spits tea all over desk*

win :lol:

Fire hydrant (behind him), methinks.

:notworthy

I know. Sigh.

I would think she'd want liposuction rather than what she did. :3_eyes:

http://youtu.be/6xd6G9V1nyE

The gruff old instructor always chose one student, to demonstrate proper "trigger discipline" to the class.

and still they didn't pay attention. gee, I wonder why.

It's a simple rule. Fingers OUTSIDE the trigger guard until you have decided to shoot off in your undies.

knock knock
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Knock the knackers.

She told me she wouldn't put that video on the internet. Bitch.

Nice abs, Foot.
Shame about the cock.

Whatthehellkindayellow?

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Hahahahahaha

rapeseed :p

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That's what they called it in Canada until the Merkins said it sounded funny.

You call your cock a bitch?!

Weird.

What do they call it now?

Canola - looks and sounds much better to the public. To be honest, I don't think Merkins had much if anything to do with the name change - I think everyone had trouble with the concept of having a big bottle in the pantry whose label said 'Rape Oil'.

heheheheh fair enough. I can see that might be a problem :p

So then would grape become granola?

And if olive oil comes from crushed olives and sesame oil comes from crushed sesames where does baby oil come from?

From Olive Oyl: the ugliest chick in animation.

Who was the hottest?

And if you were to have a one night stand with any cartoon character who would it be?

And if you were to marry any cartoon character, who would it be?

One night stand: Flynn Rider from Tangled.

Marry: Milo from Atlantis.

Hottest: Simba.

Jessica Rabbit.
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... tough one. there's lots of eye candy amongst the disney princesses, ariel, jasmine, etc. betty boop is the archetype for naughty fun... the lady tasmanian devil would make for a great cardio workout. Let's have the one nighter at the playroom and invite them all to the orgy.

Bugs Bunny, he makes *me* laugh. Genius, optimistic, kinetic.
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Hottest...betty boop
One night...jessica rabbit
Marry...snow white.

assuming that characters that were my age ish while they were on the air and i grew up with were to age along with me
hottest: that damn tease Patti Mayonnaise from Doug
one night: Gerald Johanssen or Phoebe Heyerdahl from Hey Arnold!
marry: Marceline the Vampire Hipster Queen from Adventure Time

but i want to make very clear that I mean, given that they aged at roughly the rate I did and are therefore in their early-mid twenties now (except Marceline cause she's a thousand-year-old 20-odd-year-old vampire but)