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Sundae 01-05-2013 05:14 AM

I'd marry Dangermouse.

DanaC 01-05-2013 05:44 AM

Suave, sophisticated, wry, brave. Yeah I'd go for that.





and I'd do one night with Inspector Gadget. Amirite ladies?

Undertoad 01-05-2013 07:10 AM

No love for Ariel? Sure, she's got no vag, but the rest of her body is rockin' and she ALWAYS wears that great purple shell bikini top.

Undertoad 01-05-2013 07:14 AM

http://cellar.org/2012/ariel.jpg

Sundae 01-05-2013 07:42 AM

If she had a fanny it would smell like a binbag full of old mussels.

orthodoc 01-05-2013 08:03 AM

But on the upside she has that great hair and that stylin' fork.

Griff 01-05-2013 08:42 AM

C'mon people, Amy Wong from Futurama!

footfootfoot 01-05-2013 11:52 AM

Seafood! And she comes with her own fork.

Gravdigr 01-05-2013 06:03 PM

I'd fork her.

toranokaze 01-17-2013 03:44 AM

Jasmin from Aladdin

Gravdigr 01-31-2013 05:22 PM

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Hey who is in the market for sperm-covered shoes?

Hello?

Anybody?

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In the latest HeartlandAmerica catalog. The most worthless shit on Earth.

BigV 01-31-2013 09:20 PM

o look it comes in brown.

Crimson Ghost 01-31-2013 10:44 PM

So does anal sex.

Spexxvet 02-01-2013 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 850987)
Hey who is in the market for sperm-covered shoes?

Seamen

Clodfobble 02-01-2013 04:10 PM

Ha! :lol:

Nirvana 02-01-2013 06:42 PM

Sponge Bob WTF
 
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Chocolatl 02-01-2013 06:46 PM

Her flip flops match her shirt! Way to keep it classy...

xoxoxoBruce 02-01-2013 09:05 PM

After that, SpongeBob will only be fit for cleaning urinals. :vomit:

Spexxvet 02-02-2013 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Chocolatl (Post 851161)
Her flip flops match her shirt! Way to keep it classy...


Gravdigr 02-02-2013 03:26 PM

Spongebob's red tie is the worst possible place.

Correction: Spongeblob

Sorry everybody, sorry.

BigV 02-02-2013 05:39 PM

A little gratitude is in order people. Think about what isn't prominently on display--it could have been her Patrick the Starfish. Ok, now try to got your mind's eye to unseen *that*.

Chocolatl 02-02-2013 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 851244)
Spongebob's red tie is the worst possible place.

What's frightening is how Spongebob's shorts just blend in to her thighs. I actually thought it was a tattoo at first glance.

Sundae 02-03-2013 05:45 AM

I say shopped.
What is it? A swimming costume?

Chocolatl 02-03-2013 09:03 AM

Never underestimate the... uh... free spiritedness of the American people.

Sundae 02-03-2013 09:24 AM

Home of the brave indeed!

Gravdigr 02-03-2013 02:22 PM

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Merka: Our shafts are smooth and our balls are clean.

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jimhelm 02-13-2013 11:15 AM

http://i.imgur.com/dmYhGo4.jpg

Nirvana 02-13-2013 11:46 AM

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someone sent me this in email um why? :rolleyes:

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Sundae 02-13-2013 11:53 AM

Yeah, sorry Nirv.
Meant to sent my holidays pics to my Mum. Just got the wrong address.

footfootfoot 02-13-2013 12:19 PM

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away

Gravdigr 02-14-2013 02:36 PM

:devil:

Gravdigr 03-07-2013 04:20 PM

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Gravdigr 03-16-2013 03:55 PM

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Happy Monkey 03-16-2013 08:59 PM


Gravdigr 03-17-2013 03:40 PM

Well, that sure was...uh-

Gravdigr 03-18-2013 12:14 PM

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Heheh, posted wrong pic before.

Nirvana 03-19-2013 10:56 PM

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BigV 03-20-2013 11:52 AM

good point!

ZenGum 03-21-2013 02:03 AM

Unless you're hoping for fronds with benefits.

Gravdigr 03-21-2013 08:59 AM

That--that's just hilarious.

Gravdigr 03-21-2013 10:01 AM

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WTF, man?!? There's a pile of shit right there!!

:facepalm:

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footfootfoot 03-21-2013 11:37 AM

Yes, but it's really great shit, Mrs. Kresky.

xoxoxoBruce 03-21-2013 03:04 PM

That's gotta be a punchline?

footfootfoot 03-21-2013 08:22 PM

Firesign Theater. A parody of game shows. Mrs. Kresky chooses what the Emcee had "In this little bag" over door #2. Her shocked reaction, "Why this is a bag of shit..." is met with the punchline.

Can't remember which Firesign Theater it was. I'm guessing it was from "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers"

Gravdigr 03-24-2013 04:03 PM

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Interspecies, lesbian, cow orgy...who ain't been there?

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footfootfoot 03-24-2013 06:29 PM

Season one was great. Looking forward to season two.

Aliantha 03-24-2013 08:45 PM

I think that kitteh is in trouble...

Aliantha 03-24-2013 08:45 PM

and I just have to say, cows have such lovely eyes. Even the mean ones still have lovely eyes. Not beautiful. Just lovely.

toranokaze 03-25-2013 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 858202)
and I just have to say, cows have such lovely eyes. Even the mean ones still have lovely eyes. Not beautiful. Just lovely.

They are and it makes me want to eat them more

xoxoxoBruce 03-25-2013 11:46 PM

Yeah, well pig out while you can because I have reliable information, that cows have guns. :p:

toranokaze 03-28-2013 01:49 AM

we are going to need a bigger boat

Gravdigr 04-05-2013 02:02 PM

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A little sumpin for the ladies...

...you're welcome.

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Gravdigr 04-10-2013 01:37 PM

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Bubble wtf...

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BigV 04-10-2013 01:38 PM

nice blow job

Flint 04-11-2013 12:11 AM

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A little sumpin for the ladies...

...you're welcome.

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Reminds me of Mr. Awesome

xoxoxoBruce 04-12-2013 10:53 PM

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Looks like it's Aussie, late 1800s, early 1900s. There's a lot of WTFs in this picture.

Sundae 04-13-2013 02:59 AM

.. not least the racist undertones.

Grav I don't get your second pic.
What's the WTF of a man on a phone sitting at a table?

DanaC 04-13-2013 03:03 AM

It's more what's going on under the table...

Sundae 04-13-2013 03:04 AM

See, I'm so pure I don't even look.

WTF?!?!?! Baby's arm holding an orange?!

jimhelm 04-13-2013 10:47 AM

dude got lightheaded and had to sit down. seems all his blood had rushed to his cock.

I hope to hell that's shopped... cuz that would be a fucking nuisance.


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