I'd marry Dangermouse.

Suave, sophisticated, wry, brave. Yeah I'd go for that.





and I'd do one night with Inspector Gadget. Amirite ladies?

No love for Ariel? Sure, she's got no vag, but the rest of her body is rockin' and she ALWAYS wears that great purple shell bikini top.

If she had a fanny it would smell like a binbag full of old mussels.

But on the upside she has that great hair and that stylin' fork.

C'mon people, Amy Wong from Futurama!

Seafood! And she comes with her own fork.

I'd fork her.

Jasmin from Aladdin

Hey who is in the market for sperm-covered shoes?

Hello?

Anybody?

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In the latest HeartlandAmerica catalog. The most worthless shit on Earth.

o look it comes in brown.

So does anal sex.

Seamen

Ha! :lol:

Sponge Bob WTF
 

Her flip flops match her shirt! Way to keep it classy...

After that, SpongeBob will only be fit for cleaning urinals. :vomit:

Spongebob's red tie is the worst possible place.

Correction: Spongeblob

Sorry everybody, sorry.

A little gratitude is in order people. Think about what isn't prominently on display--it could have been her Patrick the Starfish. Ok, now try to got your mind's eye to unseen *that*.

What's frightening is how Spongebob's shorts just blend in to her thighs. I actually thought it was a tattoo at first glance.

I say shopped.
What is it? A swimming costume?

Never underestimate the... uh... free spiritedness of the American people.

Home of the brave indeed!

Merka: Our shafts are smooth and our balls are clean.

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someone sent me this in email um why? :rolleyes:

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Yeah, sorry Nirv.
Meant to sent my holidays pics to my Mum. Just got the wrong address.

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away

:devil:

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Well, that sure was...uh-

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Heheh, posted wrong pic before.

good point!

Unless you're hoping for fronds with benefits.

That--that's just hilarious.

WTF, man?!? There's a pile of shit right there!!

:facepalm:

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Yes, but it's really great shit, Mrs. Kresky.

That's gotta be a punchline?

Firesign Theater. A parody of game shows. Mrs. Kresky chooses what the Emcee had "In this little bag" over door #2. Her shocked reaction, "Why this is a bag of shit..." is met with the punchline.

Can't remember which Firesign Theater it was. I'm guessing it was from "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers"

Interspecies, lesbian, cow orgy...who ain't been there?

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Season one was great. Looking forward to season two.

I think that kitteh is in trouble...

and I just have to say, cows have such lovely eyes. Even the mean ones still have lovely eyes. Not beautiful. Just lovely.

They are and it makes me want to eat them more

Yeah, well pig out while you can because I have reliable information, that cows have guns. :p:

we are going to need a bigger boat

A little sumpin for the ladies...

...you're welcome.

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Bubble wtf...

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nice blow job

Reminds me of Mr. Awesome

Looks like it's Aussie, late 1800s, early 1900s. There's a lot of WTFs in this picture.

.. not least the racist undertones.

Grav I don't get your second pic.
What's the WTF of a man on a phone sitting at a table?

It's more what's going on under the table...

See, I'm so pure I don't even look.

WTF?!?!?! Baby's arm holding an orange?!

dude got lightheaded and had to sit down. seems all his blood had rushed to his cock.

I hope to hell that's shopped... cuz that would be a fucking nuisance.