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BigV 12-22-2006 02:19 PM

I'm sorry.

glatt 12-22-2006 02:29 PM

Don't worry about it.

Are you OK?

Phil 12-22-2006 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff
Are you about to give us some really bad news?

absolutely not! theres enough to contend with as things are. have a cool yule. ;-)

footfootfoot 12-22-2006 04:36 PM

what's all y'all's position on 22 day old ricotta filling, vis-a-vis christmas gifts?

warch 12-22-2006 04:57 PM

for the posh nosh tip:
Pipe it on and around freshly scrubbed and buffed beets, creating a festive cheese bearded santa. present on a bed of white chocolate dipped pretzel rod skis.

This, I do not want.

Undertoad 12-22-2006 05:04 PM

http://cellar.org/2006/donotwant.jpg

lumberjim 12-22-2006 05:27 PM

i don't want this fucking cold that's coming on!

wolf 12-22-2006 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt
Do they still have Hickory Farms stores? That's so 1982. I remember those gift boxes with the different flavors of processed "cheese" wedges wrapped in foil.

No more stores, although there was one in the mall near my house up through the mid-80s. The kiosks appear every November in the middle of the malls, though, with the exact same cheese and beef stick assortments that they've sold forever. I often believe that they were all manufactured at the same time, and stored in a warehouse and released in small batches once a year. The kiosks disappear without a trace over Christmas Day, like the curio shops in short stories which sell monkey's paws and tarnished lamps which beg to be shined and wonders of all kinds all of which come with a price, rather than just for one.

wolf 12-22-2006 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey
In Alaska there are tchotchkes made out of moose poops year round in every single gift shop.

I have the swizzle sticks and the earrings. The earrings, however, are clipons, and I now need pierced ones.

Griff 12-22-2006 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV
I'm sorry.

It isn't drama coming from you V. blessings man.

lumberjim 12-22-2006 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
No more stores, although there was one in the mall near my house up through the mid-80s. The kiosks appear every November in the middle of the malls, though, with the exact same cheese and beef stick assortments that they've sold forever. I often believe that they were all manufactured at the same time, and stored in a warehouse and released in small batches once a year. The kiosks disappear without a trace over Christmas Day, like the curio shops in short stories which sell monkey's paws and tarnished lamps which beg to be shined and wonders of all kinds all of which come with a price, rather than just for one.

there's one in the exton mall. want me to send you anything?

wolf 12-23-2006 01:16 AM

I think I'm good. The Giant carries the beef logs year round, if I really feel in need of one. Thanks for the offer, though.

xoxoxoBruce 12-23-2006 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
The kiosks appear every November in the middle of the malls, though,

I read the township gets $5,000 for a permit to put up a kiosk in Granite Run Mall. :eek:

Q baby 12-27-2006 08:30 PM

Do NOT want: engagement ring. nope.

JayMcGee 12-27-2006 08:45 PM

ok. Seems reasonable, q-here.

*looks round for another ring to q-for...*


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