lol...no. Must have been a good camera angle or something. ;)

What the heck! Where you got those stuffs, Plthijinx?? P is dating a 40 yr. old woman, no way he's using a cane and such.

Btw, that pix is hilarious. :lol:

Thanks for the laugh! :lol:

Hahahahaha.....I actually know this song....hilarious! :D Btw, I like your signature. Who said it?

Wait a minute. Aren't you 40? Don't you two live close to each other? And how would you know whether or not he's using a cane? OMG!! Have you been swapping spit with plthijinx?? Ewww...

I was down in the dumps this morning and then I read this thread.

NOW I'm really down in the dumps.

I'm forty-seven, you fucktards. AND part of my left boob is missing.

And Big Sarge - if your idea of a compliment is to compare a woman to Bea Arthur...well, let's just say I can see where you might be going wrong.

i'm sorry bri. i thought i was paying a compliment by comparing her to a strong & talented woman. dana never said anything negative after googling bea

do you have a cat? i think many of the elderly find them to make great companions. i'm sure there must be a local animal rescue/shelter in your area

Is the 'cat' comment meant to cheer me up?

yes. i meant no disrespect. seriously. my mother taught me to always be respectful of my elders

I'm glad your mother taught you so well.

now get the fuck off my lawn.

ha ha.

geez. did you take your geritol this morning?

Well that must be easy for you now that there are so few "elder" than you. :D

As Kurt Cobain once said, "All apologies,"

I am hurting this morning and many, many things contributed to this feeling. The ageism comments here, though made in jest (?) made me feel worse.

I feel out of sorts. Restless, irritable and discontent. and, yeah, I took my geritol - but just by mentioning geritol YOU identify yourself as a tribal elder, too. Now. Once again - get the fuck off my lawn. Or I'll sick Chopper on you!

Don't pay any attention to Sarge! He is just grumpy because his depends are wet and he can't hear well with that trooper hat pulled down on his head. Get back in your wheel chair roll yourself down to the nurses station and ask for the Metamucil cocktail and you will be fine. :)

Not one of us 'old' women who has been mentioned here is anything but fabulous. Seriously girls, look at yourselves. We're gorgeous, smart, clever...and we've had enough life experience to not be some simpering little arm whore, some mealy mouth saying "yes" and "no" and we would blow any of these old fuckers out of the water should they ever beat the most monumental odds on earth and one of us deigned to shower a bit of love upon them. They couldn't handle it.

Boys peak at, what, 20? Women in their forties? You can't handle women in their forties. If you think you can, have 'experience' saying otherwise, you probably met up with a kindly one trying to make you not jump off a cliff at the loss of your incredible, though long past, virility.

Little blue pills. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

So there.