I didn't tell you about it. That once. I find it hard to live with myself...

It's a Sunday morning and I did a Gravdigr (repeat offender).

I'm not sorry about your threads.

I've not only forgiven myself, I blame you for creating the Cellar culture that spawned this behavior.

Chatty Cathy Syndrome, say no more.

(oxymoron intended)

I've begun what I hope is a history-making prank on my neighbor. It won't be funny. Not at all. But, if it works, and I stay out of jail...I'm gonna laaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhhhh and laugh.

You can't just say something like this and leave it at that, that's cruel. Details man, details!

Trac, the man is trying to stay out of jail.
You'll have to have a decoder ring to find out the details, and even then he might have to kill you after.

Just for the record, Grav - is that the kitty-hating neighbour?

...He wasn't kidding about the jail part?

OK. Now I am more curious about this and more understanding towards not sharing information about this. Damn it. Good luck anyway.

I'm also dying of curiosity. Will you ever be able to tell us, grav?

No ma'am. This is the Monte-Carlo-with-the-loud-ass-exhaust-pipes-that-starts-up-every-morning-thirty-feet-from-my-head-at-six-thirty-am-owning-neighbor.

The car in question has not made a sound since I may or may not have done what I may or may not have done.

PMs to you curious cats in a day or two.

I sure hope Karma is busy with something else right about now.;)

I hope whatever may or may not have been done was subtle and untraceable.

It was (I think/hope). And no damage was done. But, he may think otherwise.

Not a good neighbor move, I know, but, I'm pretty sure that boat has sailed, anyway.

The old banana up the tailpipe gag?

Karma only gets you if you deserve it, so maybe you were karma's tool in this case. ;)

Did the EFI fuse get replaced with a burned out one?

You have to let the rest of us know ... subtle-like. It would be nice to think that karma actually found someone, somewhere.