baby elepant

Maybe that's why he looks so bummed. No woman in her right mind would let him near her.

Some of us would like to believe that...:p:

Said it before, wil say it again, size is not an accurate measure of quality.
Ortho is right - he might be the most wonderful chap in the world, but he came near me with that weapon... I'd run.

You completely misread the photo. He obviously bought a summer sausage from the mall Hickory Farms store and the bag broke, so he put it in his pocket.

:grinnylov:joylove::heartpump:notworthy



:cool:

So .... do you guys think you can cope with THAT?

Maybe someone should make a poll. or pole

If I were a guy I think I'd be slightly terrified ... you might not get it back :eek:

Oh no, I think it could be amazing. I wonder how many propositions she gets. She's probably a lesbian.

Not to be pessimistic, but - someone who spends 20 years doing that probably has her own definition of fun. Probably that IS her fun.

Stoppit!!! You're fucking with my tumescence.:mad:

I'd looooooooove to find out!

"I'm an over-moisturised palm away from being toast."

And now for some music.......

http://cellar.org/2013/pornvita.jpg

Down here at the pawn shop, you know we always try to erase and factory reset all devices that come into the shop. A PS VITA, that might be sold to a child. I never forget to check the contents of any device that can store images. I've never seen anything downright illegal but some people in the ghetto are having fun.

So that's what a bitch-ass hoe is.

I'd hit it!.......with a Michelin condom... or two

Fuck of a lot of judgement going on here of the woman in that photograph.

You're right. No excuse for it. Sorry.

That's only because she is black and presumably from the ghetto and doesn't seem to have the Puritan sexual shame that is so popular in the US.

If she hadn't not dressed like that...

It reminds me of the vampire tea bag joke/

Re UT's photo, I bought a used phone from eBay, back when the world was more innocent.
It had far more capabilities than my current phone, but I was on a good wage and still had contacts in Carphone Warehouse so that I was able to get a great deal on a tariff if I already had the hardware.

Learning to use my "new" phone, I came across a stash of video clips. This was over ten years ago.
All silly, personal, groups of friends mugging for the camera.
And one download.
A pregnant woman having a shit. Or eating one. Or having someone eat hers. I honestly can't remember now. I have blanked it from my mind. There is worse out there, but I choose whether to watch it or not. Almost always NOT.

This was like finding a dirty mag in the bushes as a little girl. Or the first time I saw a Salvidor Dali painting.
Violated.

Close? Not even, but, he does appear to have his stroke down.

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Close? So close, but no cigar.

tha's a fine piece of pillow right there, fine lookin.

Oh, goddamn!!! I. Am. Dying. That's just too damn funny.:lol2:

*tears*

"it's like a dog porno"

"It's not even about color"

A genuine WTF.

Only mildly NSFW, but plenty of WTF? to make up for that.

Handerpants! Because ... well, why not?

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so you like whitey tighties?

Here you go man, go crazy.

eta: This store is ... ten minutes from my house. If you see something you like *snortgigglegiggle*, let me know, I'll be your huckleberry.

If they made these in Victoria's Secret styles, Rosie Redpalm would have a whole new appeal.

V ... wow.

WTF? but,

Hooray for Swedish Lesbians!

Puppetry of the Punani!!!!!

WTF is going on in this pic??

Does it have something to do with drones?

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Blimey, Foot.

I don't have an issue with my own labia, but I don't really like to see anyone else's unless I'm turned on. Looks like a mouse's ear.

Is that what that was? I thought some guy's glass eye had come out.

In the country of the blind, the one eyed man gets fucked by Grav!

Wtf ... ow, ow, ow ... noooo .... :eek:

I have to second Sundae's opinion. Plus, all those clips .... ergghh. No.

There is a "making of" video with commentary. Those clips are duct tape. Ouch.

From Control of Conception, Dickinson & Bryant, 1932. Illustration dated 1924.

I acknowledge your walk-in store selling handerpants ... and reply with this Japanese vending machine selling sexy underwear for your smartphone.

Sumaato pantsu!

Wait, wait, WAIT, WAIT!!!

They knew where the clitoris was in 1924?!?!?!

Why didn't I get that memo? I thought it was discovered in 1987.

It is the evolution of the Vagina Monologs: the Vagina Choir.

http://video.xnxx.com/video2899121/jav88.net
I don't know what to say

well, it certainly was unforgettable.

Nononono.
No explanation, no clicky.

I mean the explanation might be gross and I might look anyway, but it's my choice then.

Imma wait until Sundae looks.

It isn't gross gross, I will leave that to grav.

I didn't like the initial picture, so I'ma not gonna play the video.
Too much vagina action before it even starts.
Something either has to come out or go in from there :headshake

It's a vagina! not a magician's hat!!!

(anyone who wants to PM me with a precis is welcome)

It appears to be a drug mule in training. Or just some more weird Japanese pornish thing. Also, the song "Unforgettable" softly plays in the background. Kinda high-classes the whole (<--see what I did?) episode, if ya ask me.

The Panty Hose Project

http://www.featureshoot.com/2013/07/...ing-else-nsfw/

Funny how sexy they look on young attractive women...
:rolleyes:

Prehistoric Internet Porn:

http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/prehi...ers-ASCII-pr0n

Sign-makers' priorities:
No feet, no hands, no hair.
But we got the boobies covered so it's good to go.