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Said it before, wil say it again, size is not an accurate measure of quality.
Ortho is right - he might be the most wonderful chap in the world, but he came near me with that weapon... I'd run. |
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So .... do you guys think you can cope with THAT?
Maybe someone should make a poll. or pole If I were a guy I think I'd be slightly terrified ... you might not get it back :eek: |
Oh no, I think it could be amazing. I wonder how many propositions she gets. She's probably a lesbian.
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Not to be pessimistic, but - someone who spends 20 years doing that probably has her own definition of fun. Probably that IS her fun.
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"I'm an over-moisturised palm away from being toast."
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And now for some music.......
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http://cellar.org/2013/pornvita.jpg
Down here at the pawn shop, you know we always try to erase and factory reset all devices that come into the shop. A PS VITA, that might be sold to a child. I never forget to check the contents of any device that can store images. I've never seen anything downright illegal but some people in the ghetto are having fun. |
So that's what a bitch-ass hoe is.
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I'd hit it!.......with a Michelin condom... or two
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Fuck of a lot of judgement going on here of the woman in that photograph.
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You're right. No excuse for it. Sorry.
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If she hadn't not dressed like that... |
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It reminds me of the vampire tea bag joke/
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Re UT's photo, I bought a used phone from eBay, back when the world was more innocent.
It had far more capabilities than my current phone, but I was on a good wage and still had contacts in Carphone Warehouse so that I was able to get a great deal on a tariff if I already had the hardware. Learning to use my "new" phone, I came across a stash of video clips. This was over ten years ago. All silly, personal, groups of friends mugging for the camera. And one download. A pregnant woman having a shit. Or eating one. Or having someone eat hers. I honestly can't remember now. I have blanked it from my mind. There is worse out there, but I choose whether to watch it or not. Almost always NOT. This was like finding a dirty mag in the bushes as a little girl. Or the first time I saw a Salvidor Dali painting. Violated. |
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Close? So close, but no cigar.
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tha's a fine piece of pillow right there, fine lookin.
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Oh, goddamn!!! I. Am. Dying. That's just too damn funny.:lol2:
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*tears*
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"it's like a dog porno"
"It's not even about color" |
A genuine WTF.
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Only mildly NSFW, but plenty of WTF? to make up for that.
Handerpants! Because ... well, why not? Attachment 44670 |
so you like whitey tighties?
Here you go man, go crazy. eta: This store is ... ten minutes from my house. If you see something you like *snortgigglegiggle*, let me know, I'll be your huckleberry. |
If they made these in Victoria's Secret styles, Rosie Redpalm would have a whole new appeal.
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V ... wow.
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WTF? but, Hooray for Swedish Lesbians! |
Puppetry of the Punani!!!!!
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Blimey, Foot.
I don't have an issue with my own labia, but I don't really like to see anyone else's unless I'm turned on. Looks like a mouse's ear. |
Is that what that was? I thought some guy's glass eye had come out.
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In the country of the blind, the one eyed man gets fucked by Grav!
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Wtf ... ow, ow, ow ... noooo .... :eek:
I have to second Sundae's opinion. Plus, all those clips .... ergghh. No. |
There is a "making of" video with commentary. Those clips are duct tape. Ouch.
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From Control of Conception, Dickinson & Bryant, 1932. Illustration dated 1924.
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They knew where the clitoris was in 1924?!?!?! Why didn't I get that memo? I thought it was discovered in 1987. |
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http://video.xnxx.com/video2899121/jav88.net
I don't know what to say |
well, it certainly was unforgettable.
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Nononono.
No explanation, no clicky. I mean the explanation might be gross and I might look anyway, but it's my choice then. |
Imma wait until Sundae looks.
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It isn't gross gross, I will leave that to grav.
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I didn't like the initial picture, so I'ma not gonna play the video.
Too much vagina action before it even starts. Something either has to come out or go in from there :headshake It's a vagina! not a magician's hat!!! (anyone who wants to PM me with a precis is welcome) |
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The Panty Hose Project
http://www.featureshoot.com/2013/07/...ing-else-nsfw/ Funny how sexy they look on young attractive women... :rolleyes: |
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Sign-makers' priorities:
No feet, no hands, no hair. But we got the boobies covered so it's good to go. |
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