OK, this is slightly gross, so if you're not into poo stories, you should just move right along now...








































As most of you women who've ever been pregnant will probably know from experience, constipation can be an issue off and on right throughout pregnancy.

But fear not! I have found the cure!!!

Just eat McDonalds. Every time I feel a bit blocked up, I go and have a quarter pounder and voila! About two hours later I start cleaning out the pipes nice and easy. Very relieving. :)

I just thought I'd share.

A nurse told me that passing constipated logs was great practice for pushing out the baby. :rolleyes:

This week I started my final internship at a local high school. I'm teaching English I, II, and III to sophomores, juniors and seniors. I am excited yet terrified and generally overwhelmed. I'm currently undergoing a bit of culture shock as the kids at this school are very different to the ones in my high school. At any rate, the ordeal won't leave too much time for the Cellar. I'll be even more of a lurker than usual from here until the end of April.

May 2nd I will be graduating with a B.S. in Secondary English Ed. Woohoo!

Yeah, one of them made a similar crack to me too. I think I'd rather shit in peace.

someone once said to me why be a slut when you can be a whore and get paid for it

Hey Jim...I made you a salad at work today..It's a great mexican dish you should try.:)

LOL :D

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I'm lolling out loud over here

I thought a prostitute gets paid, a whore doesn't, and a slut could be either one, just more often. At least that's what they told me on the school bus. :blush:

very clever cic :)

Hahahaha. Cic that's fuckin fantastic! It is, it's bloody brilliant.

I also lolled out loud.

It's been named- santa fe dos huevos caliente...

packing and moving is the worst thing eve invented by anyone...

I was walking out of the front room.
Nothing special - Dad was in there. I think I turned to say something about the cats.

Closed the door behind me.
Not slammed.
Not dramatic - he had the fire on rather than the central heating - something I suggested to bring down their energy costs.

Somehow - BANG!
Got my finger caught between the door and the jamb.
And not bruise central either - it pierced my skin.
Bled through a kitchen towel (paper towel) then a plaster.
After I cooked dinner I saw I was leaking through another plaster.
Below is the result of taking it off.

I only decided it was post-worthy when I started sticking to the mouse.

It's nasty, but shallow. And I am a bleeder.
The light is dim in here (another energy saving move).
I'll take another pic tomorrw. More flap less blood. Grossed out yet?

The first was under normal light, the second under desk light.
I licked it to try to show the full effect.

You're a regular weapon of self-destruction, aren't you?