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Flint 08-03-2013 04:00 PM

The mystery beast is attracted to menstrual blood, therefore only persons with developed breasts need be worried?

chrisinhouston 08-05-2013 10:15 AM

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I think it is a sign on the planet LV223 and warns of this danger!

Gravdigr 08-09-2013 01:57 PM

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Hey, kids! Look! It's Mr. Balls!!

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And remember, kids...Always Honoré de Balzac.

chrisinhouston 08-20-2013 05:26 PM

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NO FORKING way.

A 70-year-old Canberra man came to an extraordinarily painful fork in the road when he presented to Canberra Hospital's Emergency Department with a 10cm fork lodged in his penis.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/hea...-1226699880200

orthodoc 08-20-2013 06:01 PM

Of course you know he fell on it while he was cleaning the silverware naked.

Sundae 08-21-2013 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 872865)
Hey, kids! Look! It's Mr. Balls!!

Obviously you are referring to the giant walking pair of testes, and not our Shadow Chancellor, Ed Balls.

Hang on...

Gravdigr 08-21-2013 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by orthodoc (Post 873875)
Of course you know he fell on it while he was cleaning the silverware naked.

Quote:

It was a one-in-a-million shot, doc.
~Frank Costanza

plthijinx 08-22-2013 05:43 PM

what's worse are the photos of them removing the damn thing. google it. i'm not a postin' that one. freakin' nasty!

Gravdigr 08-28-2013 09:38 AM

Ya know whut? I'm gonna take philthy's advice.

Gravdigr 08-28-2013 09:40 AM

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I've been fighting the urge to call and ask how they know it wasn't consensual...

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BigV 08-28-2013 10:16 AM

I'm giving in to the urge to ask out loud why they named their horse "son".

BigV 08-28-2013 10:33 AM

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less wtfnsfw and more LOLnsfw:

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Gravdigr 08-29-2013 03:37 PM

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Gravdigr 08-30-2013 12:35 PM

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He must be doing something right, her tongue's hanging out.

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infinite monkey 08-30-2013 12:45 PM

she just thinks she's miley cyrus!

Gravdigr 08-30-2013 02:37 PM

Hah!

Gravdigr 09-02-2013 03:28 PM

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If you see one like this, RUN.

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BigV 09-05-2013 03:46 PM

*that one* probably does taste like fish

orthodoc 09-05-2013 06:17 PM

That was too funny. I don't think I'd be able to keep from bursting into laughter if I encountered that in a grocery store - and everyone would be looking at me thinking I was daft.

Crimson Ghost 09-09-2013 08:28 PM

That'll be fun to eat...

limegreenc 09-09-2013 10:24 PM

Is that a Brazilian salmon?

Gravdigr 09-13-2013 02:17 PM


limegreenc 09-13-2013 07:40 PM

hahahaha

BigV 09-14-2013 03:14 PM

"Give it to me! Give it!!"

I bet!

Gravdigr 09-14-2013 04:34 PM

It's a doubleheader, too.

Gravdigr 10-17-2013 03:01 PM

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Nirvana 10-20-2013 08:03 PM

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Elspode 10-20-2013 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 875980)

When my eldest son was about five, we helped our best friends move. Stephen found the lady's vibrator, and ran through the assembled group of friends standing in the garage with it held high above his head, making swishing noises and yelling "Spaceship!"

jake6567 10-21-2013 05:39 AM

this is an odd thread

Gravdigr 10-22-2013 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by jake6567 (Post 881052)
this is an odd thread

Yes, yes it is.

:welcome: to the Cellar Jake!

Gravdigr 10-22-2013 04:31 PM

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Started to put this in 'Questionable Headlines', but decided not to take the chance...

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ETA: Wait, are they on the same team? Ball team, I mean.

glatt 10-22-2013 04:32 PM

That editor has a sense of humor.

burns334 10-23-2013 02:39 PM

Is she out?

Nirvana 10-23-2013 11:08 PM

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um what?

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lumberjim 10-23-2013 11:34 PM

Wow. Really?

DanaC 10-24-2013 02:56 AM

Terrifying.

Clodfobble 10-24-2013 12:04 PM

Holy cow. I went and looked it up, because I was hoping he said it maybe back in the 80s, or even the 90s... but no. He said it in January of 2012. At least we can be comforted that he is only a state senator, and only from Tennessee. Probably not the most offensive thing to be said by a politician in that state, anyway.

Flint 10-25-2013 01:24 AM

Why can't people like that ever get a tap on the noggin from a little lead buddy when they appear in public?

lumberjim 10-25-2013 03:09 AM

Because they are clearly no threat to go any further. That QUOTE is his career's little lead buddy.

Great euphemism, by the way.

xoxoxoBruce 10-25-2013 10:26 AM

No further, he'll just stay there gerrymandering to make sure like minded assholes do go further. :(

Bloke 10-25-2013 11:25 AM

I'll just leave this here. Bizarre doesn't even come close...


Sundae 10-25-2013 11:42 AM

Urgh. It's like Aphex Twin on soma.

Gravdigr 10-25-2013 11:55 AM

I won't be scsbfuubscribing.

BigV 10-25-2013 02:54 PM

W.T.F.F???

fargon 10-25-2013 03:28 PM

That might have made sense if I was STONED.

Gravdigr 10-26-2013 02:17 PM

I was...it didn't.

:lol2:

It was funny though...I kept hearing "herp derp derp herp derp"...

Nirvana 10-29-2013 11:47 PM

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The Christian Science Society of Dixon, Illinois, could not have gotten more literal if they tried — which they supposedly didn't when they constructed a church that looks from a certain angle like a giant phallus, complete with balls and bushy pubes.

Up front, the "gathering place" looks like any old non-penile structure, but from God's eye view things get a whole lot less pious.

The congregation, which may want to rethink its slogan "rising up," has yet to respond to the controversy surrounding their phallic facade, but they'll be forced to answer for it soon enough.

BigV 10-30-2013 08:21 AM

Hahaha haha

infinite monkey 10-30-2013 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 881504)
I won't be scsbfuubscribing.

Ha!

It makes perfect sense to me. Except it's called 'late for meeting' and I don't understand what meeting he, it, that thing, is late for. I mean, the way he farts around of course he's late for stuff. Otherwise, I totally get it. :unsure:

Gravdigr 10-30-2013 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 881994)

Magnificent!

Gravdigr 10-30-2013 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 882017)
...called 'late for meeting' and I don't understand what meeting he, it, that thing, is late for...

His tailor, perhaps?:D

Nirvana 11-01-2013 06:08 PM

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Big Sarge 11-01-2013 06:18 PM

Now that's hot! It reminds me of this old gal I used to meet down behind the barn. The memories of my youth....

lumberjim 11-02-2013 09:03 AM

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The Christian Science Society of Dixon, Illinois,

Dicks on, that is.

xoxoxoBruce 11-02-2013 01:59 PM

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Up front, the "gathering place" looks like any old non-penile structure, but from God's eye view things get a whole lot less pious.

And then when they flush the fire hydrant...

Gravdigr 11-02-2013 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 882309)
Now that's hot! It reminds me of this old gal I used to meet down behind the barn. The memories of my youth....

Puts me in mind of some ol' girl who drank from the old sewage lagoon.

Nirvana 11-08-2013 05:38 PM

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Have not verified butt' supposedly this is a TSA training "tool"

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Lamplighter 11-08-2013 08:17 PM

:D

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Very fitting !

Happy Monkey 11-08-2013 08:24 PM

Boong-Ga Boong-Ga home edition.

Clodfobble 11-08-2013 10:17 PM

KAN-CHO!


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