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Now, when I learned to do a digital rectal exam, only the index finger was deemed necessary. Are we now more digitized, able to use multiple digits - nay, a fist - in this specialized experience?
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"Fly the very friendly skies! :eek:
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you can clearly see the thumb of his left hand on the right cheek, so, not a fist. |
The doc only used one finger the last time I went up on the rack.
I'm never going back that dentist, I'll tell ya that much. |
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Hysteria...
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haHA!
Because, brands! And because hypocrisy! Pretty funny tho. :) |
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What's the plural of dingus?
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Dingi?
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A dingi ate your baby!
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In answer to the question on the mug: there are.
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Correct.
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatthefuck?!
Do not, repeat, DO NOT accept a scarf from this person. :eyebrow: |
gravdigr, you screwed up your secret santa gift! did anyone else notice the sculptures of vaginas on the wall?
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:shock:I'm Shocked!!!
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like a glasspack?
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This isn't about the vulva, it's about sticking yarn up her vagina, for whatever artistic merit or titillation that provides. I suppose there are people who will buy anything??? :eyebrow:
Although frankly her 'art' would have to be classified 'Biohazard', since her menstrual blood is all over/through it. |
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- phones are small, you must have been peeking to see. Don't. - if said douche is close enough that you let him shower in your apt (nice choice of words) maybe you are making poor choices. - stop being a bitch. Would be lovely and cool if she was fit? - shush. |
yep. She lost me with that last line.
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:lol2: Only another woman could turn that back on the soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend. :lol2:
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Sounds like the guy's passive-aggressive move to get out of the new relationship/hookup/whatever.
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Nah, you never discard naked pictures, even after the relationship has gone south. Why I've got polaroids of ladies I can't remember the names of.:blush:
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perhaps if you'd included her face in the frame it would be easier... not better, necessarily, but easier. :D
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No, there's prolly a reason for the no-face...
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1. Right. Keep them in a folder called 'taxes'.
2. Nice penmanship 3. How do you know that's my ex, and not the last bird I shagged, showered, and left the phone out for? 4. How much do I owe you? |
1. Right. Keep them in a folder called 'taxes'.
2. Nice penmanship 3. How do you know that's my ex, and not the last bird I shagged, showered, and left the phone out for? 4. How much do I owe you? Here's $50. Sorry, no tip this time. I had to fake my orgasm cuz you've got the big vagina. |
So good you hit it twice :)
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I'd hit that. Twice.
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I'm shocked to see only one, maaaaybe two women in that photo. Are you telling me that exhibitionist tendencies are not gender-equal??
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I don't think there are any women in the picture.
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No women. Naked men looking at naked men. Go figure.
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Naked men looking at statues of naked men dressed in BVDs.
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A-Ha.
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Hmm... You don't think the one with the ponytail is female? Looks like a pretty distinct waist-to-hip ratio to me, no obvious hair on the legs, nicer skin than all the others, gender-neutral Doc Martens, plus the way he/she's standing looks like the guy on the left is his/her partner. The ponytail is on the stringy side for a woman, I'll admit, but I'm still sticking with my original assessment of female.
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Austria, Australia...I was close.
They're close, right? |
Alrighty, then, enough of that shit...
...get a load of this shit (use the pause button, a lot, it's interesting): Mind what thread you're in, NSFW (but not "Rated X" either, just some naughty body parts, extremely briefly) |
I can't imagine how long it took to piece that together.
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You may be right.
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All your Sebastian Total are belong to us. |
Seizures indeed.
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I like the "Heavy Metal" clips. :)
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big Heavy Metal fan here. I have a number of years of the magazines in binders somewhere in the basement. And, both movies. I saw the first one on opening night at the Cinerama in Hollywood. Good times, good times.
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No fucking clue...
Attachment 46447 Just FYI, I've not yet deleted the original, it's like ~5000 x 3500 pixels. It's larger than lifesize...if you need a poster of it. |
"larger than lifesize", that's a cheapshot. I still larfed.
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I'm a cheap guy.
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Love the Cinerama Dome! I saw "The Ten Commandments" there. The re-release, not opening day! Lol |
Hmm, maybe, maybe not?
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