Now, when I learned to do a digital rectal exam, only the index finger was deemed necessary. Are we now more digitized, able to use multiple digits - nay, a fist - in this specialized experience?

:eek2:

"Fly the very friendly skies! :eek:

In America it is called "I'm about to get my ass stomped, and thrown in jail.".

?

you can clearly see the thumb of his left hand on the right cheek, so, not a fist.

The doc only used one finger the last time I went up on the rack.

I'm never going back that dentist, I'll tell ya that much.

:D

:D

Hysteria...

I wonder if this wasn't a plant by some jeans company. It would make a great commercial in Europe.

haHA!

Because, brands!

And because hypocrisy!


Pretty funny tho. :)

Colorado Jeans Company

What's the plural of dingus?

Dingi?

A dingi ate your baby!

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In answer to the question on the mug: there are.

Correct.

whew!! that makes me feel better

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatthefuck?!

Do not, repeat, DO NOT accept a scarf from this person.



:eyebrow:

gravdigr, you screwed up your secret santa gift! did anyone else notice the sculptures of vaginas on the wall?

:shock:I'm Shocked!!!

ScarfScarf? Wouldn't it be more of a muffler?

like a glasspack?

This isn't about the vulva, it's about sticking yarn up her vagina, for whatever artistic merit or titillation that provides. I suppose there are people who will buy anything??? :eyebrow:

Although frankly her 'art' would have to be classified 'Biohazard', since her menstrual blood is all over/through it.

Well, on Star Trek the guys wearing red shirts are used to taking risks.:facepalm:

Hah!!! That was funny as hell!:lol2:

In response to the above (not to Grav):

- phones are small, you must have been peeking to see. Don't.
- if said douche is close enough that you let him shower in your apt (nice choice of words) maybe you are making poor choices.
- stop being a bitch. Would be lovely and cool if she was fit?
- shush.

yep. She lost me with that last line.

:lol2: Only another woman could turn that back on the soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend. :lol2:

Sounds like the guy's passive-aggressive move to get out of the new relationship/hookup/whatever.

Nah, you never discard naked pictures, even after the relationship has gone south. Why I've got polaroids of ladies I can't remember the names of.:blush:

perhaps if you'd included her face in the frame it would be easier... not better, necessarily, but easier. :D

No, there's prolly a reason for the no-face...

1. Right. Keep them in a folder called 'taxes'.
2. Nice penmanship
3. How do you know that's my ex, and not the last bird I shagged, showered, and left the phone out for?
4. How much do I owe you?

1. Right. Keep them in a folder called 'taxes'.
2. Nice penmanship
3. How do you know that's my ex, and not the last bird I shagged, showered, and left the phone out for?
4. How much do I owe you? Here's $50. Sorry, no tip this time. I had to fake my orgasm cuz you've got the big vagina.

So good you hit it twice :)

Weird

I'd hit that. Twice.

Who the fuck knows...Fuckin' 'Straylyuns.

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I'm shocked to see only one, maaaaybe two women in that photo. Are you telling me that exhibitionist tendencies are not gender-equal??

I don't think there are any women in the picture.

No women. Naked men looking at naked men. Go figure.

Naked men looking at statues of naked men dressed in BVDs.

A-Ha.

Hmm... You don't think the one with the ponytail is female? Looks like a pretty distinct waist-to-hip ratio to me, no obvious hair on the legs, nicer skin than all the others, gender-neutral Doc Martens, plus the way he/she's standing looks like the guy on the left is his/her partner. The ponytail is on the stringy side for a woman, I'll admit, but I'm still sticking with my original assessment of female.

Austria, Australia...I was close.

They're close, right?

Alrighty, then, enough of that shit...

...get a load of this shit (use the pause button, a lot, it's interesting):

Mind what thread you're in, NSFW (but not "Rated X" either, just some naughty body parts, extremely briefly)

I can't imagine how long it took to piece that together.

You may be right.
link

All your Sebastian Total are belong to us.

Seizures indeed.

I like the "Heavy Metal" clips. :)

big Heavy Metal fan here. I have a number of years of the magazines in binders somewhere in the basement. And, both movies. I saw the first one on opening night at the Cinerama in Hollywood. Good times, good times.

No fucking clue...

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Just FYI, I've not yet deleted the original, it's like ~5000 x 3500 pixels. It's larger than lifesize...if you need a poster of it.

"larger than lifesize", that's a cheapshot. I still larfed.

I'm a cheap guy.

I saw the first movie on opening day in NJ.

Love the Cinerama Dome! I saw "The Ten Commandments" there.
The re-release, not opening day! Lol

Hmm, maybe, maybe not?