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orthodoc 11-08-2013 11:37 PM

Now, when I learned to do a digital rectal exam, only the index finger was deemed necessary. Are we now more digitized, able to use multiple digits - nay, a fist - in this specialized experience?

:eek2:

Nirvana 11-09-2013 08:12 AM

"Fly the very friendly skies! :eek:

Gravdigr 11-09-2013 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 882958)

Quote:

In Taiwan, the practice is called "童子拜觀音" pinyin[5]
In South Korea a similar prank is called "ttongchim"
In New Zealand this is similar to a "Hopoate", named after John Hopoate.
In Scotland the variant is called a "Jobby Jabber", "Jobby" being slang for faeces and jabbing pertaining to the upwards motion.
In Sweden it is referred to as "Dajma" or "Daima".
In Israel a similar prank is called "doresh" which translates to "demand" or "requires". The name refers to the supposed demand of the fingers by the victim's anus.
In America it is called "I'm about to get my ass stomped, and thrown in jail.".

BigV 11-09-2013 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orthodoc (Post 882969)
Now, when I learned to do a digital rectal exam, only the index finger was deemed necessary. Are we now more digitized, able to use multiple digits - nay, a fist - in this specialized experience?

:eek2:

?

you can clearly see the thumb of his left hand on the right cheek, so, not a fist.

Gravdigr 11-09-2013 11:08 AM

The doc only used one finger the last time I went up on the rack.

I'm never going back that dentist, I'll tell ya that much.

Griff 11-09-2013 11:47 AM

:D

Lamplighter 11-09-2013 11:51 AM

:D

xoxoxoBruce 12-01-2013 07:24 AM

Hysteria...


richlevy 12-01-2013 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 884780)
Hysteria...

I wonder if this wasn't a plant by some jeans company. It would make a great commercial in Europe.

BigV 12-01-2013 02:06 PM

haHA!

Because, brands!

And because hypocrisy!


Pretty funny tho. :)

Gravdigr 12-01-2013 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 884782)
I wonder if this wasn't a plant by some jeans company. It would make a great commercial in Europe.

Colorado Jeans Company

Gravdigr 12-01-2013 02:39 PM

What's the plural of dingus?

Bloke 12-01-2013 05:09 PM

Dingi?

infinite monkey 12-01-2013 05:49 PM

A dingi ate your baby!

Gravdigr 12-04-2013 04:05 PM

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DanaC 12-04-2013 04:23 PM

In answer to the question on the mug: there are.

BigV 12-05-2013 01:18 AM

Correct.

Big Sarge 12-05-2013 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 885029)
In answer to the question on the mug: there are.

whew!! that makes me feel better

Gravdigr 12-05-2013 03:10 PM

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatthefuck?!

Do not, repeat, DO NOT accept a scarf from this person.



:eyebrow:

Big Sarge 12-05-2013 05:53 PM

gravdigr, you screwed up your secret santa gift! did anyone else notice the sculptures of vaginas on the wall?

fargon 12-05-2013 06:07 PM

:shock:I'm Shocked!!!

richlevy 12-05-2013 08:16 PM

Scarf
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 885076)
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatthefuck?!

Do not, repeat, DO NOT accept a scarf from this person.

:eyebrow:

Scarf? Wouldn't it be more of a muffler?

BigV 12-05-2013 09:28 PM

like a glasspack?

orthodoc 12-05-2013 09:50 PM

This isn't about the vulva, it's about sticking yarn up her vagina, for whatever artistic merit or titillation that provides. I suppose there are people who will buy anything??? :eyebrow:

Although frankly her 'art' would have to be classified 'Biohazard', since her menstrual blood is all over/through it.

richlevy 12-06-2013 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orthodoc (Post 885134)
:eyebrow:

Although frankly her 'art' would have to be classified 'Biohazard', since her menstrual blood is all over/through it.

Well, on Star Trek the guys wearing red shirts are used to taking risks.:facepalm:

Gravdigr 12-08-2013 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 885128)
like a glasspack?

Hah!!! That was funny as hell!:lol2:

Gravdigr 12-10-2013 03:48 PM

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Sundae 12-11-2013 05:56 AM

In response to the above (not to Grav):

- phones are small, you must have been peeking to see. Don't.
- if said douche is close enough that you let him shower in your apt (nice choice of words) maybe you are making poor choices.
- stop being a bitch. Would be lovely and cool if she was fit?
- shush.

DanaC 12-11-2013 06:00 AM

yep. She lost me with that last line.

Gravdigr 12-11-2013 11:52 AM

:lol2: Only another woman could turn that back on the soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend. :lol2:

orthodoc 12-11-2013 04:20 PM

Sounds like the guy's passive-aggressive move to get out of the new relationship/hookup/whatever.

xoxoxoBruce 12-11-2013 08:25 PM

Nah, you never discard naked pictures, even after the relationship has gone south. Why I've got polaroids of ladies I can't remember the names of.:blush:

BigV 12-11-2013 09:27 PM

perhaps if you'd included her face in the frame it would be easier... not better, necessarily, but easier. :D

Gravdigr 12-11-2013 10:14 PM

No, there's prolly a reason for the no-face...

lumberjim 12-12-2013 02:09 AM

1. Right. Keep them in a folder called 'taxes'.
2. Nice penmanship
3. How do you know that's my ex, and not the last bird I shagged, showered, and left the phone out for?
4. How much do I owe you?

lumberjim 12-12-2013 02:13 AM

1. Right. Keep them in a folder called 'taxes'.
2. Nice penmanship
3. How do you know that's my ex, and not the last bird I shagged, showered, and left the phone out for?
4. How much do I owe you? Here's $50. Sorry, no tip this time. I had to fake my orgasm cuz you've got the big vagina.

Sundae 12-12-2013 02:20 AM

So good you hit it twice :)

lumberjim 12-12-2013 06:08 AM

Weird

footfootfoot 12-12-2013 06:16 AM

I'd hit that. Twice.

Gravdigr 01-03-2014 02:42 PM

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Gravdigr 01-03-2014 03:04 PM

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Who the fuck knows...Fuckin' 'Straylyuns.

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Clodfobble 01-03-2014 04:41 PM

I'm shocked to see only one, maaaaybe two women in that photo. Are you telling me that exhibitionist tendencies are not gender-equal??

xoxoxoBruce 01-04-2014 08:28 AM

I don't think there are any women in the picture.

Gravdigr 01-04-2014 01:10 PM

No women. Naked men looking at naked men. Go figure.

xoxoxoBruce 01-04-2014 01:15 PM

Naked men looking at statues of naked men dressed in BVDs.

xoxoxoBruce 01-04-2014 06:44 PM

A-Ha.
Quote:

Nude visitors looks at the laserchrome prints "Shepherd Boy" (L) and "Jason" by Michael Elmgreen and Ingar Dragset at the art exhibition "Nude Men" at Leopold museum in Vienna February 18, 2013. The museum welcomed naked viewers from the public on Monday in an after-hours showing of the exhibition, which has been extended to run until March 4, 2013.


Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/the-s...#ixzz2pTq9i9gy

Clodfobble 01-05-2014 06:09 AM

Hmm... You don't think the one with the ponytail is female? Looks like a pretty distinct waist-to-hip ratio to me, no obvious hair on the legs, nicer skin than all the others, gender-neutral Doc Martens, plus the way he/she's standing looks like the guy on the left is his/her partner. The ponytail is on the stringy side for a woman, I'll admit, but I'm still sticking with my original assessment of female.

Gravdigr 01-05-2014 11:21 AM

Austria, Australia...I was close.

They're close, right?

Gravdigr 01-05-2014 11:27 AM

Alrighty, then, enough of that shit...

...get a load of this shit (use the pause button, a lot, it's interesting):

Mind what thread you're in, NSFW (but not "Rated X" either, just some naughty body parts, extremely briefly)


Gravdigr 01-05-2014 11:27 AM

I can't imagine how long it took to piece that together.

xoxoxoBruce 01-05-2014 11:32 AM

You may be right.
Quote:

On Monday, interest was definitely skewed along gender lines. Irina Wolf smiled as she looked around at the mostly male crowd lining up for tickets.

"I'm at a big advantage here," she said. "Only men around."

While Wolf said she is not someone who regularly strips in public places, the 40-something computer engineer and occasional theater critic, said "I want to see how I relate to such a group."
link

footfootfoot 01-05-2014 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 888329)
I can't imagine how long it took to piece that together.


All your Sebastian Total are belong to us.

BigV 01-06-2014 09:24 AM

Seizures indeed.

Sheldonrs 01-09-2014 07:53 PM

I like the "Heavy Metal" clips. :)

BigV 01-09-2014 09:05 PM

big Heavy Metal fan here. I have a number of years of the magazines in binders somewhere in the basement. And, both movies. I saw the first one on opening night at the Cinerama in Hollywood. Good times, good times.

Gravdigr 01-10-2014 03:36 PM

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No fucking clue...

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Just FYI, I've not yet deleted the original, it's like ~5000 x 3500 pixels. It's larger than lifesize...if you need a poster of it.

BigV 01-10-2014 04:00 PM

"larger than lifesize", that's a cheapshot. I still larfed.

Gravdigr 01-10-2014 04:06 PM

I'm a cheap guy.

Sheldonrs 01-10-2014 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 888803)
big Heavy Metal fan here. I have a number of years of the magazines in binders somewhere in the basement. And, both movies. I saw the first one on opening night at the Cinerama in Hollywood. Good times, good times.

I saw the first movie on opening day in NJ.

Love the Cinerama Dome! I saw "The Ten Commandments" there.
The re-release, not opening day! Lol

xoxoxoBruce 01-19-2014 10:20 PM

Hmm, maybe, maybe not?



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