:eyebrow:
That's a lot of purple!

Maybe that's why he looks so cross.

"Show him your cross!"

"GET THE FUCK OFF OUR CAR!"

#8 and #10 - :lol:

As long as the guys weight-lift with their penises, this could be a beautiful thing.

We need video of the above, in the interest of internet equality.

neat!

makes it a lot easier for a standing man to spin his partner like a propeller.

... and of course well-tuned muscles of all three parties' parts are a must when attempting a standing spit-roast.

I always wondered if this ever happened...

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Hahahahahahah. Oh Dear. Oh deary deary me.

Who took that picture of me?

I did.
And flicked my bean too.

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I'm geeky enough to like the idea of tasting Uranus.
But body temp Margaritas? Now that is bad taste.

Please tell me this one of those perspective things...

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Condoms, Vaseline, and a cucumber...

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...someone has a big night planned!

Vaseline and condoms are a bad match.
Water-based lube only, please.

I was thinking the same thing, but then figured that there's no harm in a condom on a cucumber breaking.

Depends on the condom. Polyurethane and lambskin condoms are not adversely affected by oil based lubricants.

Yebbut, Trojans?
Aren't they just the average type condom you get in cinema or service station toilets?

Glatt, I figured the cucumber was foreplay...

I think I think too much.

Jean Condom represented France at Rugby Union.

When he was on tour he wrote French letters home.:)

Carruthers, it's time for your nap.

Point taken, Bruce. Good night!

Sure.

Trojans polyurethane condoms.

Threads such as this aren't, shall we say, my 'natural habitat' but now I'm here I might as well continue, so.....

Are fellow Dwellars aware that there is a 'condom' emoticon?

No? It was a surprise to me as well.

:condom::condom::condom:

Under what circumstances it would normally be used can only be speculated upon.

I'm sure someone will come up with an answer.

Obviously, just before you use this one :doit:

Thanks, limey!

I knew that someone would come up with the answer.;)

Cheers, V.
I doubt I'll ever have the need for them, but all information is stored away in case of future use.

:lol:

I'd say that you just made my night, but that might be misconstrued ...

Of course, we female beings don't have this issue; we can afford to be amused.

Usually do get to clean it up, though. Gesunheit.
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You mean that YOU guys clean it up, right? :eyebrow:

Reminds me of the guy that sneezed into his trombone.

Volksdragon!

Hah!

Someone annoys you just ship them a big cardboard dick.

Haha.....that's funny.

Bat balls, anyone?

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Oh, crikey! Bat porn.
The size of the womb broom on him!

Grunge plunger.

Not so much WTF, but secksually aaawwwwkward.

:eyeroll:

Who was it what made wee in the liquor store?

Are you related to this woman?

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Whoops.

Here's a picture of a gay man, not that there's anything wrong with that...

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...or, he might just be a dufus.

"You want to trade what?"

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Is that your shoe or are you just happy to see me? ;)

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It's art, muthafucka, Huffington says so.

Aren't ya glad ya don't make that noise when ya pop a chubb?


ETA: Made myself laugh...Poppa Chubb - sounds like a Southern white rapper...

Sounds like a great band name: Poppa Chubb.

Fergit the noise, I have to deal with the half-popped or full-popped chubb regularly; just part of the job. ;)

when can we expect a salacious tell all thread from you, "tales from the chub hub"?

Chuuuuuauuubbb hub!

Is that the site that facilitates people selling unwanted chubbies?

Welcome back hon.

Bathing Lenin.