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That's a lot of purple! |
Maybe that's why he looks so cross.
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"Show him your cross!"
"GET THE FUCK OFF OUR CAR!" |
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#8 and #10 - :lol:
As long as the guys weight-lift with their penises, this could be a beautiful thing. We need video of the above, in the interest of internet equality. |
neat!
makes it a lot easier for a standing man to spin his partner like a propeller. |
... and of course well-tuned muscles of all three parties' parts are a must when attempting a standing spit-roast.
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Hahahahahahah. Oh Dear. Oh deary deary me.
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Who took that picture of me?
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I did.
And flicked my bean too. |
Saucy!
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I'm geeky enough to like the idea of tasting Uranus.
But body temp Margaritas? Now that is bad taste. |
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Vaseline and condoms are a bad match.
Water-based lube only, please. |
I was thinking the same thing, but then figured that there's no harm in a condom on a cucumber breaking.
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Depends on the condom. Polyurethane and lambskin condoms are not adversely affected by oil based lubricants.
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Yebbut, Trojans?
Aren't they just the average type condom you get in cinema or service station toilets? Glatt, I figured the cucumber was foreplay... I think I think too much. |
Jean Condom represented France at Rugby Union.
When he was on tour he wrote French letters home.:) |
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Carruthers, it's time for your nap.
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Trojans polyurethane condoms. Quote:
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Threads such as this aren't, shall we say, my 'natural habitat' but now I'm here I might as well continue, so.....
Are fellow Dwellars aware that there is a 'condom' emoticon? No? It was a surprise to me as well. :condom::condom::condom: Under what circumstances it would normally be used can only be speculated upon. I'm sure someone will come up with an answer. |
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Thanks, limey!
I knew that someone would come up with the answer.;) |
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I doubt I'll ever have the need for them, but all information is stored away in case of future use. |
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I'd say that you just made my night, but that might be misconstrued ... Of course, we female beings don't have this issue; we can afford to be amused. |
Usually do get to clean it up, though. Gesunheit.
http://cellar.org/2014/Gesunheit.gif |
You mean that YOU guys clean it up, right? :eyebrow:
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Reminds me of the guy that sneezed into his trombone.
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Dragoncock!
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Volksdragon!
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Hah!
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Someone annoys you just ship them a big cardboard dick.
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Haha.....that's funny.
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Oh, crikey! Bat porn.
The size of the womb broom on him! |
Grunge plunger.
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Not so much WTF, but secksually aaawwwwkward.
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Whoops.
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Here's a picture of a gay man, not that there's anything wrong with that...
Attachment 47585 ...or, he might just be a dufus. |
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Aren't ya glad ya don't make that noise when ya pop a chubb?
ETA: Made myself laugh...Poppa Chubb - sounds like a Southern white rapper... |
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Fergit the noise, I have to deal with the half-popped or full-popped chubb regularly; just part of the job. ;) |
when can we expect a salacious tell all thread from you, "tales from the chub hub"?
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Chuuuuuauuubbb hub!
Is that the site that facilitates people selling unwanted chubbies? |
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