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RellikLaerec 01-30-2014 09:31 AM

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That's a lot of purple!

Sundae 01-30-2014 11:18 AM

Maybe that's why he looks so cross.

footfootfoot 01-30-2014 11:59 AM

"Show him your cross!"

"GET THE FUCK OFF OUR CAR!"

zippyt 01-31-2014 07:42 PM


orthodoc 02-01-2014 12:34 AM

#8 and #10 - :lol:

As long as the guys weight-lift with their penises, this could be a beautiful thing.

We need video of the above, in the interest of internet equality.

Molasar 02-01-2014 04:33 PM

neat!

makes it a lot easier for a standing man to spin his partner like a propeller.

Molasar 02-01-2014 04:50 PM

... and of course well-tuned muscles of all three parties' parts are a must when attempting a standing spit-roast.

Gravdigr 02-08-2014 11:40 AM

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I always wondered if this ever happened...

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Nirvana 02-13-2014 11:44 PM

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DanaC 02-14-2014 03:19 AM

Hahahahahahah. Oh Dear. Oh deary deary me.

Gravdigr 02-14-2014 01:32 PM

Who took that picture of me?

Sundae 02-16-2014 02:34 AM

I did.
And flicked my bean too.

Gravdigr 02-16-2014 03:07 PM

Saucy!

Gravdigr 03-04-2014 03:01 PM

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Nirvana 03-21-2014 12:27 PM

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Sundae 03-21-2014 12:30 PM

I'm geeky enough to like the idea of tasting Uranus.
But body temp Margaritas? Now that is bad taste.

Gravdigr 03-31-2014 05:24 PM

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Please tell me this one of those perspective things...

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Gravdigr 03-31-2014 05:27 PM

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Condoms, Vaseline, and a cucumber...

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...someone has a big night planned!

Sundae 03-31-2014 11:40 PM

Vaseline and condoms are a bad match.
Water-based lube only, please.

glatt 04-01-2014 07:34 AM

I was thinking the same thing, but then figured that there's no harm in a condom on a cucumber breaking.

BigV 04-01-2014 11:18 AM

Depends on the condom. Polyurethane and lambskin condoms are not adversely affected by oil based lubricants.

Sundae 04-01-2014 01:57 PM

Yebbut, Trojans?
Aren't they just the average type condom you get in cinema or service station toilets?

Glatt, I figured the cucumber was foreplay...

I think I think too much.

Carruthers 04-01-2014 02:20 PM

Jean Condom represented France at Rugby Union.

When he was on tour he wrote French letters home.:)

xoxoxoBruce 04-01-2014 04:17 PM

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Carruthers, it's time for your nap.

Carruthers 04-01-2014 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 895783)
Carruthers, it's time for your nap.

Point taken, Bruce. Good night!

BigV 04-01-2014 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 895772)
Yebbut, Trojans?
Aren't they just the average type condom you get in cinema or service station toilets?

Glatt, I figured the cucumber was foreplay...

I think I think too much.

Sure.

Trojans polyurethane condoms.
Quote:

TROJAN™ SUPRA™ BARESKIN™ Lubricated Condoms

TROJAN™ SUPRA™ BARESKIN™ Lubricated Condoms are America’s Thinnest Non-Latex Condoms – recommended for latex sensitive people.

TROJAN™ SUPRA™ BARESKIN™ Lubricated Condoms are designed to transmit natural body heat. They are super thin, yet strong and made from clear, odor free, medical-grade polyurethane.


America’s Thinnest Non-Latex Condom – Get Closer!
Non-Latex Medical-Grade Polyurethane
Each Condom is Individually Tested – To help ensure reliability
Premium Contraception & STI Protection

Carruthers 04-02-2014 04:42 AM

Threads such as this aren't, shall we say, my 'natural habitat' but now I'm here I might as well continue, so.....

Are fellow Dwellars aware that there is a 'condom' emoticon?

No? It was a surprise to me as well.

:condom::condom::condom:

Under what circumstances it would normally be used can only be speculated upon.

I'm sure someone will come up with an answer.

limey 04-02-2014 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carruthers (Post 895796)
Threads such as this aren't, shall we say, my 'natural habitat' but now I'm here I might as well continue, so.....

Are fellow Dwellars aware that there is a 'condom' emoticon?

No? It was a surprise to me as well.

:condom::condom::condom:

Under what circumstances it would normally be used can only be speculated upon.

I'm sure someone will come up with an answer.

Obviously, just before you use this one :doit:

Carruthers 04-02-2014 09:48 AM

Thanks, limey!

I knew that someone would come up with the answer.;)

Sundae 04-02-2014 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 895785)

Cheers, V.
I doubt I'll ever have the need for them, but all information is stored away in case of future use.

Gravdigr 04-03-2014 01:17 PM

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orthodoc 04-03-2014 07:52 PM

:lol:

I'd say that you just made my night, but that might be misconstrued ...

Of course, we female beings don't have this issue; we can afford to be amused.

xoxoxoBruce 04-03-2014 08:27 PM

Usually do get to clean it up, though. Gesunheit.
http://cellar.org/2014/Gesunheit.gif

orthodoc 04-03-2014 08:44 PM

You mean that YOU guys clean it up, right? :eyebrow:

Gravdigr 04-04-2014 01:53 PM

Reminds me of the guy that sneezed into his trombone.

Undertoad 04-06-2014 12:10 AM

http://cellar.org/2014/dragondong.gif

Gravdigr 04-06-2014 03:25 PM

Dragoncock!

orthodoc 04-06-2014 06:32 PM

Volksdragon!

Gravdigr 04-08-2014 12:19 PM

Hah!

xoxoxoBruce 04-13-2014 06:42 AM

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Someone annoys you just ship them a big cardboard dick.

Lola Bunny 04-13-2014 11:44 AM

Haha.....that's funny.

Gravdigr 04-18-2014 10:31 AM

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Bat balls, anyone?

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xoxoxoBruce 04-18-2014 05:39 PM

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Quote:

"The testicles of the Egyptian fruit bat can constitute up to 2.5 percent of its body weight -- heavier than its brain.

Bloke 04-19-2014 05:01 AM

Oh, crikey! Bat porn.
The size of the womb broom on him!

Gravdigr 04-19-2014 05:10 PM

Grunge plunger.

BigV 04-22-2014 08:32 AM

Not so much WTF, but secksually aaawwwwkward.

:eyeroll:


Gravdigr 04-25-2014 02:03 PM

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Who was it what made wee in the liquor store?

Are you related to this woman?

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Nirvana 04-25-2014 11:31 PM

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Gravdigr 04-26-2014 04:03 PM

Whoops.

Gravdigr 05-05-2014 06:12 PM

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Here's a picture of a gay man, not that there's anything wrong with that...

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...or, he might just be a dufus.

Gravdigr 05-15-2014 02:20 PM

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"You want to trade what?"

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Nirvana 05-15-2014 02:57 PM

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Is that your shoe or are you just happy to see me? ;)

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xoxoxoBruce 05-24-2014 10:27 AM

It's art, muthafucka, Huffington says so.


Gravdigr 05-24-2014 03:41 PM

Aren't ya glad ya don't make that noise when ya pop a chubb?


ETA: Made myself laugh...Poppa Chubb - sounds like a Southern white rapper...

orthodoc 05-25-2014 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 899663)
Aren't ya glad ya don't make that noise when ya pop a chubb?


ETA: Made myself laugh...Poppa Chubb - sounds like a Southern white rapper...

Sounds like a great band name: Poppa Chubb.

Fergit the noise, I have to deal with the half-popped or full-popped chubb regularly; just part of the job. ;)

footfootfoot 05-25-2014 07:14 AM

when can we expect a salacious tell all thread from you, "tales from the chub hub"?

lumberjim 05-25-2014 11:57 AM

Chuuuuuauuubbb hub!

Is that the site that facilitates people selling unwanted chubbies?

Sundae 05-25-2014 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orthodoc (Post 899708)
Sounds like a great band name: Poppa Chubb.

Fergit the noise, I have to deal with the half-popped or full-popped chubb regularly; just part of the job. ;)

Welcome back hon.

xoxoxoBruce 06-10-2014 06:56 PM

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Bathing Lenin.

Gravdigr 06-12-2014 11:16 AM

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