FTFY :neutral:

Gunmaster, we need you here in America!

I'm just trying to get on with my live as peacefully as possible.

When I say that the last thief ended up in the dumpster it's not a figure of style...

The last one tried to rob me of my phone outside a restaurant and ended up at the hospital with a broken nose due to the nice headbutt I served him.

Unfortunately for me, I had to run him down and the headbutting happened in front of policemen (I didn't see them). So I spend my night at the police station with policemen telling that I shouldn't do that, that I was dangerous, just because I recovered my property. They even told me that in the near future I may have problems because that guy would probably round up some friends to rough me up.

That's France for you.




Let the children come to me... They have a need to learn some lessons...

You really should be more considerate of thieves, GM. Apparently you were supposed to give him a gentle handshake and wish him well?

So it seems.

I gave him a shake (but no hand and no booty) and I washed him away ;)

Pink Cat
 

There's a picture of the woman and the cat here, no it's not Sundae. :haha:

here's another

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/8839/44el.jpg

Some drunk dude is still trying to decide whether to tell his mates ...

Isn't it the correct color for pussy?

Penis amputee
 

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2910996/

Guys, be very careful or no more bedroom fun.

I'd kill myself.

I dare that he may qualify for a darwin award :

As for as I know, he didn't reproduce himself and taking double dose of a medication is stupidity.

Not as spectacular as using a lighter to check if your gas tank is empty, but effective nonetheless.

Oh yeah, agreed. Who the fuck doesn't read the warnings on the meds before they start popping them like mints? I mean, besides Keith Moon.

I think there may be a question of metal stability with this particular individual as well. That may have complicated the situation.

You mean like low iron?