I had a patient that used to do that, but the gratification was solely in the object insertion. He didn't need any further, um, insertion.

and I knew a dude that got out of the USMC for sticking a ballpoint pen up/ down there , they put him out for being CRASY !!!! ;) ;)

Hell all he had to do was sep out of formation , walk up to the CO and give him a BIG Sloppy kiss , sit down , light a joint , and wait for the MP's .

this was befor the politicaly correctness of today .

Yep. Today he'd get a good conduct medal and a promotion.

...and a date later that night.

This 'Splains it All !!!

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These people look like poster children for a deepwater harbor donation campaign.

No idea. I found it here, but they don't have any info either.

Seems to be contrary to the typical pirate style of hitting fast and hard and taking off with just a few small valuables or else stealing the whole ship. It takes a lot of time, and several small co-ordinated boats to pull this one off. Not to mention a pirate who knows how to use a ship's crane. Doesn't make much sense.

I'd love to hear the story behind it.

Here's one last image.

Could they be Buccaneer-Americans?
(They hate being called pirates)

Buccan-A Skippy !!!

All that trouble...... to steal a gazillion shoes.

probably don't want to cook your marshmallows over that.

no info. sorry.

If you've ever smelled a cat fart, you'd know that these guys are concerned that a terrorist attack might be underway.

And a cat up under the front bumper of the vehicle on the left?