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They'd tie a sock around their cock, and babies were prevented. I think that there is photographic proof. |
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There is something really wrong with this.
I mean, I like ya. But...what? |
I know.
I mean who can work out the Paleo diet but not the fucking photocopier? All kinds of wrongness right there. |
I think it's supposed to be a statement on how women are viewed in the workplace? Satire, surely.
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I think I knew.
Profanic satire though. Like y'know, satfuck. |
Maggie sucks at satire.
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Gravdigr, that's priceless. You are by far my favorite contributor to this thread. Weird-O.
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"You Have To Fucking Eat", with Bryan Cranston goodness.
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I don't really need to hear that sound she makes. I might like feeling it, but, mute the sloppy Roto-Rooter sound fx. Kinda pulps my wood, if you're picking up what I'm laying down... Also, grapefruit juice in the peehole!!!:shock: |
Ha! to You have to fucking eat! Cranston is awesome.
The British version is narrated by Stephen Fry. Funny in a different way. |
Dear God in Heaven, I laughed. And I laughed. And I fucking laughed.
And then, I laughed some more. You see, I know a few guys just like these silly sons o' bitches. :lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2: A guy named John has caught himself in his zipper. At the local pub. In Ireland. Fook me, 'tis foony! Quote:
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Started to put this in the 'Commercials' thread, but, thought better of it:
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The Atomic Titty Twister strikes again!
Attachment 49717 That'll give ya a Purple Nurple fer sure. Ladies, does it hurt when ya do that? |
That is just....fucked up.
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Suddenly, echidna penis!!! No one expects echidna penis!
Attachment 49862 Look at that smirk on his fucking face. You just know he's sayin' "See anything ya like, ladies?", or "Yeeeaaah, lookitdat!". Is it just me, or, is that penis, like huge for his body size? |
Maybe that's why they evolved such big hands....
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Heh. Nice.
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Have you seen the Play-Doh toy that everybody's losing their shit over? They're saying it's inappropriate. They're saying it's phallic. Play-Doh is even recalling it. I say...
Justified. Attachment 50003 More like Play-Whoa! |
Speaking of losing one's shit...
I saw this for sale at Safeway tonight. I didn't buy is since I already had a cart full of food (that I would myself poop out soon enough, who needs a toy for that???) *** I POOP CANDY*** wtf?? I give you the Zoo Pooper! |
Pass. <---See what I did?
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Tennessee plates on the truck.
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Not WTF but it's NSFW, says so right on it, and I don't want to listen to the whining.
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no need to listen if you can't hear, eh?
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WHAT?
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Before Fatty Arbuckle spoiled it, movies were worth hitching up the team and driving to town. :whip:
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Why did they put a strap around that rabbit's neck ?
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That is one fucked up rabbit.
Looks more like a tarred Rat Fink. |
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that's funny! I wonder what shade Twil prefers....
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flesh colored one expects
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well, that's definitely *my* preference, but it still doesn't help me narrow the choices from the picture above. :p:
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just pick the color that you like to wear
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...by the end of the night
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You shaved your legs early this spring. :haha:
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He's a shapelier man than I imagined.
Not that I sit around imagining such things. :unsure: |
Is there a corresponding diagram on the back of the garment as well?
And what happens if you put it on back to front? I think we should be told. |
I think we should be shown.
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It's given us a chuckle.
A case of cervix with a smile. ;) |
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Want to be rich and famous? Money for nothing and chicks for free?
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