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Elspode 10-28-2014 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 911881)

In days of old, when Knights were bold, and rubbers weren't invented
They'd tie a sock around their cock, and babies were prevented.

I think that there is photographic proof.

BigV 10-28-2014 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 912907)
Oh my God, I just had this mental image of the Tootsie Pop owl counting, "Ah-whunn... Ah-twhooo... Ah-thrree..."

Thank you for stopping right there.

Gravdigr 11-09-2014 04:24 PM

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What the everloving fuck?

Attachment 49561

infinite monkey 11-09-2014 11:04 PM

There is something really wrong with this.

I mean, I like ya. But...what?

Sundae 11-10-2014 04:06 AM

I know.
I mean who can work out the Paleo diet but not the fucking photocopier?
All kinds of wrongness right there.

Clodfobble 11-10-2014 08:14 AM

I think it's supposed to be a statement on how women are viewed in the workplace? Satire, surely.

Sundae 11-10-2014 09:02 AM

I think I knew.
Profanic satire though. Like y'know, satfuck.

infinite monkey 11-10-2014 09:48 AM

Maggie sucks at satire.

BigV 11-10-2014 10:26 AM

Gravdigr, that's priceless. You are by far my favorite contributor to this thread. Weird-O.

Gravdigr 11-10-2014 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 913921)
Weird-O.

:3eye:

Gravdigr 11-10-2014 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 913914)
Maggie sucks at satire.

^That.

Gravdigr 11-13-2014 03:40 PM

"You Have To Fucking Eat", with Bryan Cranston goodness.


Gravdigr 11-14-2014 02:47 PM

Quote:

All he's gonna be thinkin is "I coulda been fuckin a grapefruit all these years.".
The Grapefruit Technique



I don't really need to hear that sound she makes.

I might like feeling it, but, mute the sloppy Roto-Rooter sound fx. Kinda pulps my wood, if you're picking up what I'm laying down...

Also, grapefruit juice in the peehole!!!:shock:

DanaC 11-14-2014 02:58 PM

Ha! to You have to fucking eat! Cranston is awesome.

The British version is narrated by Stephen Fry. Funny in a different way.


Gravdigr 11-16-2014 11:33 AM

Dear God in Heaven, I laughed. And I laughed. And I fucking laughed.

And then, I laughed some more.

You see, I know a few guys just like these silly sons o' bitches.

:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

A guy named John has caught himself in his zipper. At the local pub. In Ireland. Fook me, 'tis foony!



Quote:

Best fookin' Sunday ever!

Gravdigr 12-01-2014 03:07 PM

Started to put this in the 'Commercials' thread, but, thought better of it:


Gravdigr 12-01-2014 03:52 PM

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The Atomic Titty Twister strikes again!

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That'll give ya a Purple Nurple fer sure.

Ladies, does it hurt when ya do that?

DanaC 12-01-2014 04:19 PM

That is just....fucked up.

BigV 12-01-2014 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 915280)
Started to put this in the 'Commercials' thread, but, thought better of it:


Reminds me of The Penetrator! It's a special weapon in Saint's Row 4 that behaves like a giant jelly dildo with a handle.


footfootfoot 12-01-2014 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 915288)
The Atomic Titty Twister strikes again!

Attachment 49717

That'll give ya a Purple Nurple fer sure.

Ladies, does it hurt when ya do that?

I am 37% sure that has to be photoshop. Please.

Sheldonrs 12-02-2014 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 915313)
I am 37% sure that has to be photoshop. Please.

63% chance it's knot. Lol

Gravdigr 12-03-2014 05:11 PM

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Gravdigr 12-19-2014 04:03 PM

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Suddenly, echidna penis!!! No one expects echidna penis!

Attachment 49862

Look at that smirk on his fucking face. You just know he's sayin' "See anything ya like, ladies?", or "Yeeeaaah, lookitdat!".

Is it just me, or, is that penis, like huge for his body size?

DanaC 12-19-2014 04:17 PM

Maybe that's why they evolved such big hands....

Gravdigr 12-22-2014 03:23 PM

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DanaC 12-22-2014 03:37 PM

Heh. Nice.

Gravdigr 12-31-2014 04:34 PM

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Have you seen the Play-Doh toy that everybody's losing their shit over? They're saying it's inappropriate. They're saying it's phallic. Play-Doh is even recalling it. I say...

Justified.

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More like Play-Whoa!

BigV 12-31-2014 07:55 PM

Speaking of losing one's shit...

I saw this for sale at Safeway tonight. I didn't buy is since I already had a cart full of food (that I would myself poop out soon enough, who needs a toy for that???)


*** I POOP CANDY*** wtf??

I give you the Zoo Pooper!


Gravdigr 01-01-2015 02:03 PM

Pass. <---See what I did?

xoxoxoBruce 01-01-2015 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 917811)
Speaking of losing one's shit...

I saw this for sale at Safeway tonight. I didn't buy is since I already had a cart full of food (that I would myself poop out soon enough, who needs a toy for that???)


*** I POOP CANDY*** wtf??

I give you the Zoo Pooper!

Yeah, I got a moose and a sheep. :haha:

Gravdigr 01-06-2015 09:24 AM

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You're welcome, ladies.

Attachment 50038

Gravdigr 01-10-2015 03:16 PM

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Caldoons?

xoxoxoBruce 01-10-2015 07:39 PM

Tennessee plates on the truck.

xoxoxoBruce 01-16-2015 12:30 AM

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Not WTF but it's NSFW, says so right on it, and I don't want to listen to the whining.

BigV 01-16-2015 10:27 AM

no need to listen if you can't hear, eh?

xoxoxoBruce 01-16-2015 11:01 AM

WHAT?

Carruthers 01-16-2015 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 919402)
no need to listen if you can't hear, eh?

You've met my Dad then?

xoxoxoBruce 02-07-2015 02:21 PM

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Before Fatty Arbuckle spoiled it, movies were worth hitching up the team and driving to town. :whip:

Lamplighter 02-07-2015 05:49 PM

Why did they put a strap around that rabbit's neck ?

infinite monkey 02-07-2015 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamplighter (Post 921400)
Why did they put a strap around that rabbit's neck ?

Propriety.

Gravdigr 02-09-2015 02:57 PM

That is one fucked up rabbit.

Looks more like a tarred Rat Fink.

Sundae 02-10-2015 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 921410)
Propriety.

I read that as "property" originally. Hey, it worked.

Gravdigr 02-13-2015 04:09 PM

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If I've posted this already, apologies.

Attachment 50386

Outstanding.

xoxoxoBruce 02-17-2015 03:06 AM

:lol2:

Gravdigr 03-05-2015 03:37 PM

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Lips dick.

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BigV 03-05-2015 09:36 PM

that's funny! I wonder what shade Twil prefers....

Undertoad 03-06-2015 07:08 AM

flesh colored one expects

BigV 03-06-2015 09:10 AM

well, that's definitely *my* preference, but it still doesn't help me narrow the choices from the picture above. :p:

Undertoad 03-06-2015 12:23 PM

just pick the color that you like to wear

Undertoad 03-06-2015 02:14 PM

...by the end of the night

Gravdigr 03-11-2015 02:23 PM

:lol2:


SteveDallas 03-18-2015 09:28 PM

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014...5966268-17.jpg

xoxoxoBruce 03-18-2015 11:15 PM

You shaved your legs early this spring. :haha:

Gravdigr 03-19-2015 04:55 PM

He's a shapelier man than I imagined.

Not that I sit around imagining such things.

:unsure:

Carruthers 03-19-2015 04:57 PM

Is there a corresponding diagram on the back of the garment as well?

And what happens if you put it on back to front?

I think we should be told.

Gravdigr 03-19-2015 04:58 PM

I think we should be shown.

Carruthers 03-19-2015 05:01 PM

It's given us a chuckle.

A case of cervix with a smile. ;)

Gravdigr 03-19-2015 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carruthers (Post 924080)
cervix with a smile. ;)

:lol2:

SteveDallas 03-19-2015 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carruthers (Post 924078)
Is there a corresponding diagram on the back of the garment as well?

I personally would be disappointed if there weren't.

xoxoxoBruce 03-20-2015 02:19 AM

Want to be rich and famous? Money for nothing and chicks for free?



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