In days of old, when Knights were bold, and rubbers weren't invented
They'd tie a sock around their cock, and babies were prevented.

I think that there is photographic proof.

Thank you for stopping right there.

What the everloving fuck?

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There is something really wrong with this.

I mean, I like ya. But...what?

I know.
I mean who can work out the Paleo diet but not the fucking photocopier?
All kinds of wrongness right there.

I think it's supposed to be a statement on how women are viewed in the workplace? Satire, surely.

I think I knew.
Profanic satire though. Like y'know, satfuck.

Maggie sucks at satire.

Gravdigr, that's priceless. You are by far my favorite contributor to this thread. Weird-O.

:3eye:

^That.

"You Have To Fucking Eat", with Bryan Cranston goodness.

The Grapefruit Technique



I don't really need to hear that sound she makes.

I might like feeling it, but, mute the sloppy Roto-Rooter sound fx. Kinda pulps my wood, if you're picking up what I'm laying down...

Also, grapefruit juice in the peehole!!!:shock:

Ha! to You have to fucking eat! Cranston is awesome.

The British version is narrated by Stephen Fry. Funny in a different way.

Dear God in Heaven, I laughed. And I laughed. And I fucking laughed.

And then, I laughed some more.

You see, I know a few guys just like these silly sons o' bitches.

:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

A guy named John has caught himself in his zipper. At the local pub. In Ireland. Fook me, 'tis foony!

Started to put this in the 'Commercials' thread, but, thought better of it:

The Atomic Titty Twister strikes again!

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That'll give ya a Purple Nurple fer sure.

Ladies, does it hurt when ya do that?

That is just....fucked up.

Reminds me of The Penetrator! It's a special weapon in Saint's Row 4 that behaves like a giant jelly dildo with a handle.

I am 37% sure that has to be photoshop. Please.

63% chance it's knot. Lol

Suddenly, echidna penis!!! No one expects echidna penis!

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Look at that smirk on his fucking face. You just know he's sayin' "See anything ya like, ladies?", or "Yeeeaaah, lookitdat!".

Is it just me, or, is that penis, like huge for his body size?

Maybe that's why they evolved such big hands....

Heh. Nice.

Have you seen the Play-Doh toy that everybody's losing their shit over? They're saying it's inappropriate. They're saying it's phallic. Play-Doh is even recalling it. I say...

Justified.

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More like Play-Whoa!

Speaking of losing one's shit...

I saw this for sale at Safeway tonight. I didn't buy is since I already had a cart full of food (that I would myself poop out soon enough, who needs a toy for that???)


*** I POOP CANDY*** wtf??

I give you the Zoo Pooper!

Pass. <---See what I did?

Yeah, I got a moose and a sheep. :haha:

You're welcome, ladies.

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Caldoons?

Tennessee plates on the truck.

Not WTF but it's NSFW, says so right on it, and I don't want to listen to the whining.

no need to listen if you can't hear, eh?

You've met my Dad then?

Before Fatty Arbuckle spoiled it, movies were worth hitching up the team and driving to town. :whip:

Why did they put a strap around that rabbit's neck ?

Propriety.

That is one fucked up rabbit.

Looks more like a tarred Rat Fink.

I read that as "property" originally. Hey, it worked.

If I've posted this already, apologies.

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Outstanding.

:lol2:

Lips dick.

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that's funny! I wonder what shade Twil prefers....

flesh colored one expects

well, that's definitely *my* preference, but it still doesn't help me narrow the choices from the picture above. :p:

just pick the color that you like to wear

...by the end of the night

:lol2:

You shaved your legs early this spring. :haha:

He's a shapelier man than I imagined.

Not that I sit around imagining such things.

:unsure:

Is there a corresponding diagram on the back of the garment as well?

And what happens if you put it on back to front?

I think we should be told.

I think we should be shown.

It's given us a chuckle.

A case of cervix with a smile. ;)

:lol2:

I personally would be disappointed if there weren't.

Want to be rich and famous? Money for nothing and chicks for free?