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Gravdigr 03-20-2015 01:37 PM

Well. That was disappointing.

No. That's not what she said.

xoxoxoBruce 03-20-2015 06:52 PM

Sorry, had to put it in a NSFW thread.
But the concept is ripe for the Discovery channel, maybe hold the contest in conjunction with the Iditarod... Pussies and Puppies, or Husky fuckers. ;)

BigV 03-20-2015 07:37 PM

I'm up for that!

Gravdigr 03-21-2015 12:55 PM

Hush you muskies!

Gravdigr 04-01-2015 02:55 PM

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Minivan??!?!

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Gravdigr 04-01-2015 02:57 PM

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Also, this:

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Gravdigr 04-06-2015 10:24 AM

April is Testicular Cancer Awareness Month. So, if you haven't lately, get thee to a men's room, your bedroom, the board room if you're so inclined, but hie somewhere and fondle yourself, manipulate your sack, juggle your balls...If not for yourself, do it for the ones you love, YOUR BALLS!!!

Or, if you've already did it, or are a woman, enjoy this video of people fondling a fake scrotum while blindfolded on the street:



CHECK YOUR BALLS!!!

BigV 04-06-2015 11:07 AM

:doit: at least for the testicular cancer self-exam.

Here's how.

Gravdigr 04-06-2015 11:45 AM

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From V's link:

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Ball Checker...sounds like some new social media thing.

xoxoxoBruce 04-06-2015 01:45 PM

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OK but I don't see how it's gonna help.

Gravdigr 04-06-2015 05:16 PM

No, no, no...That's a checkered ball.

Close though.

Gravdigr 05-10-2015 03:52 PM

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What. In. The. Ever-Loving. Fuck???

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I want to find out if this place is a) for real, and, b) in America...

...but there is no way in hell I'm Googling the name of this place. Not on my computer.


ETA: You can see the word 'banco' in the window reflection, so, prolly not Murka.

xoxoxoBruce 05-10-2015 06:11 PM

Ecuador.

BigV 05-11-2015 11:21 AM

you crack me up Grav, "not on my computer!!", fo sho.

also, what the fucking fuck?

Gravdigr 05-11-2015 11:24 AM

Oh, those wacky (or sick) Ecuadorans...

DanaC 05-11-2015 11:30 AM

My guess is that there is a clothing/store brand called Sweet and Sexy - and this is the kids' branch.

Spexxvet 05-11-2015 01:39 PM

My guess is the Chinese restaurant ran out of chicken (and cat)

lumberjim 05-11-2015 05:55 PM

know why there are so many pedophiles in Ecuador?

fargon 05-11-2015 05:58 PM

No, why?

lumberjim 05-11-2015 06:34 PM

all those sexy kids, silly

Gravdigr 05-16-2015 05:00 PM

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^^^Boo. Hiss, boo.^^^
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This guy, reading "50 Shades"...

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:lol2:

Gravdigr 05-17-2015 01:43 PM

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...And after that, he took a bath:

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Sundae 05-17-2015 04:49 PM

Ewwwww!

(I mean the hobbit foot on the right and side)

Gravdigr 05-25-2015 09:27 AM

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Must've been sitting on the Group W bench while waiting for the plate...

Dad whutnow?!

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DanaC 05-25-2015 09:32 AM

Heheheh. The equivalent of motherfucker.

xoxoxoBruce 05-25-2015 06:39 PM

Day dreamer.

Gravdigr 05-26-2015 01:21 PM

Oooooooh, daydreamer...Now I get it.

xoxoxoBruce 05-31-2015 09:47 PM

I can't even...


Carruthers 06-01-2015 03:42 AM

Lord save us and keep us.

That's beyond weird. :eek:

fargon 06-01-2015 06:56 AM

^WHS^

DanaC 06-01-2015 07:19 AM

Hang on .....are those young children crawling over the puppet with the talking genitals?

Carruthers 06-01-2015 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 929844)
Hang on .....are those young children crawling over the puppet with the talking genitals?

Yes! The lucky ones will only have nightmares. The unlucky ones will be scarred for life.

On the other hand, whilst they were confronted with childbirth, at least they were spared the spectacle of conception.

limey 06-01-2015 01:48 PM

Never mind them! I think I'M going to have nightmares! :eek:


Sent by thought transference

Gravdigr 06-01-2015 02:32 PM

Predicting the lawsuit in 3...2...

Gravdigr 06-04-2015 02:03 PM

There are all kinds of insensitivities displayed in this vid, but, it's still teh funneh:


BigV 06-06-2015 09:22 AM

gawd.

Pretty fucking funny.

xoxoxoBruce 06-09-2015 12:46 PM

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I can't even...

Pamela 06-09-2015 05:52 PM

You can't, but *I* can!

It's a Femskin!

xoxoxoBruce 06-09-2015 07:32 PM

Jesus Pam, that's just creepy. Is it fake it till you make it, or for weekend warriors who want to remain incognito during business hours?
How the hell do they get into a seamless thingy. And going out in the Sun would be suicide. :facepalm:

Gravdigr 06-10-2015 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 930734)
Jesus Pam, that's just creepy.

That get-up is goddamn creepy.

Pamela 06-11-2015 09:57 AM

I have never heard of a transwoman using one of these. The Texas sun would guarantee a slow death by dehydration.

The only people that I have ever seen in these suits are the rubber doll crowd at fetish conventions.

Youtube has plenty of drag queens giving tips on creating a feminine appearance without shelling out big bux for a latex suit.

And yes, I think it's a bit creepy too. I'm just waiting for the porn starlet replica versions to come out like they have for, ahem, marital aids.

And they even have a "cherry popper" version of that suit! <shiver>

BigV 06-11-2015 12:45 PM

I don't know anything about them beyond what we've seen and talked about here and at the company link. Hearing you talk about the ridiculous prospect of wearing it around the pool and suffering is a relieving reality check. I don't care about the kink one way or another, but it does look impossibly uncomfortable, and not in the good way. urgh.

Gravdigr 06-11-2015 04:23 PM

Looks like sumpin' you'd buy at a store called "Gimps R Us"!

I keep thinking of Buffalo Bill and his suit in "Silence of the Lambs"...

xoxoxoBruce 06-13-2015 09:59 PM

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A wild & crazy guy...

it 06-13-2015 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 930672)
I can't even...

A sexdollkin? Is she the bigger 'adult' sister of barbiekin?

http://static4.bornrichimages.com/cd...8738587991.jpg http://i.ytimg.com/vi/SyBIzHXMY3U/hqdefault.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/...13_634x583.jpg

Sundae 06-13-2015 11:36 PM

Well at least it explains Paris Hilton...

it 06-14-2015 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 931086)
Well at least it explains Paris Hilton...

As which one?

Gravdigr 06-28-2015 02:02 PM

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Any you Philadelphiacs know a guy with a train room?

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:lol2:

Carruthers 06-28-2015 02:07 PM

I wonder what the chances are of living to tell the tale? :eek::eek::eek:

Sundae 06-29-2015 12:50 AM

Not gay. Right. Of course not. You just like touching another man and watching him JO.
What part of being attracted to other men sexually are you drawing the line at?!

Still, I adore the fact he wants his partner to be a careful crab-meat eating monster.
Don't break the trains! I can explain away the jizz, but don't break them!

Gravdigr 06-29-2015 03:20 PM

Plus, who wouldn't want to jo with that guy? I mean, look at him.

Just look at him.

Also, j'ing o together? What, are we racing, or something?

BigV 06-29-2015 08:12 PM

Different strokes, etc.

xoxoxoBruce 06-29-2015 08:37 PM

Will synchronized stroking ever be an Olympic event? Winter or summer?

footfootfoot 06-30-2015 01:10 PM

"Dad, why is my train wet and broken?"

Gravdigr 06-30-2015 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 932252)
Different strokes, etc.

:lol2: For the win!!

:notworthy

Gravdigr 06-30-2015 02:13 PM

And now, for something completely different from jerking off onto a model train:


Gravdigr 07-01-2015 11:52 AM

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I've been called dickweed, I've been called dillhole...I thought it was a joke...

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xoxoxoBruce 07-06-2015 03:16 PM

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This guy in Cincinnati, Forest T-Rex Thomer, comedian and human puppet, painted this car to promote his book. Of course he got busted, but the judge said first amendment, and sent him on his way.

Gravdigr 07-06-2015 04:04 PM

Go to Amazon and read the first paragraph of his "book". It's a literary masterpiece.

DanaC 07-06-2015 05:10 PM

It's kind of a nice start to it.


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