Well. That was disappointing.

No. That's not what she said.

Sorry, had to put it in a NSFW thread.
But the concept is ripe for the Discovery channel, maybe hold the contest in conjunction with the Iditarod... Pussies and Puppies, or Husky fuckers. ;)

I'm up for that!

Hush you muskies!

Minivan??!?!

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Also, this:

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April is Testicular Cancer Awareness Month. So, if you haven't lately, get thee to a men's room, your bedroom, the board room if you're so inclined, but hie somewhere and fondle yourself, manipulate your sack, juggle your balls...If not for yourself, do it for the ones you love, YOUR BALLS!!!

Or, if you've already did it, or are a woman, enjoy this video of people fondling a fake scrotum while blindfolded on the street:



CHECK YOUR BALLS!!!

:doit: at least for the testicular cancer self-exam.

Here's how.

From V's link:

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Ball Checker...sounds like some new social media thing.

OK but I don't see how it's gonna help.

No, no, no...That's a checkered ball.

Close though.

What. In. The. Ever-Loving. Fuck???

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I want to find out if this place is a) for real, and, b) in America...

...but there is no way in hell I'm Googling the name of this place. Not on my computer.


ETA: You can see the word 'banco' in the window reflection, so, prolly not Murka.

Ecuador.

you crack me up Grav, "not on my computer!!", fo sho.

also, what the fucking fuck?

Oh, those wacky (or sick) Ecuadorans...

My guess is that there is a clothing/store brand called Sweet and Sexy - and this is the kids' branch.

My guess is the Chinese restaurant ran out of chicken (and cat)

know why there are so many pedophiles in Ecuador?

No, why?

all those sexy kids, silly

^^^Boo. Hiss, boo.^^^
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This guy, reading "50 Shades"...

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:lol2:

...And after that, he took a bath:

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Ewwwww!

(I mean the hobbit foot on the right and side)

Must've been sitting on the Group W bench while waiting for the plate...

Dad whutnow?!

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Heheheh. The equivalent of motherfucker.

Day dreamer.

Oooooooh, daydreamer...Now I get it.

I can't even...

Lord save us and keep us.

That's beyond weird. :eek:

^WHS^

Hang on .....are those young children crawling over the puppet with the talking genitals?

Yes! The lucky ones will only have nightmares. The unlucky ones will be scarred for life.

On the other hand, whilst they were confronted with childbirth, at least they were spared the spectacle of conception.

Never mind them! I think I'M going to have nightmares! :eek:


Sent by thought transference

Predicting the lawsuit in 3...2...

There are all kinds of insensitivities displayed in this vid, but, it's still teh funneh:

gawd.

Pretty fucking funny.

I can't even...

You can't, but *I* can!

It's a Femskin!

Jesus Pam, that's just creepy. Is it fake it till you make it, or for weekend warriors who want to remain incognito during business hours?
How the hell do they get into a seamless thingy. And going out in the Sun would be suicide. :facepalm:

That get-up is goddamn creepy.

I have never heard of a transwoman using one of these. The Texas sun would guarantee a slow death by dehydration.

The only people that I have ever seen in these suits are the rubber doll crowd at fetish conventions.

Youtube has plenty of drag queens giving tips on creating a feminine appearance without shelling out big bux for a latex suit.

And yes, I think it's a bit creepy too. I'm just waiting for the porn starlet replica versions to come out like they have for, ahem, marital aids.

And they even have a "cherry popper" version of that suit! <shiver>

I don't know anything about them beyond what we've seen and talked about here and at the company link. Hearing you talk about the ridiculous prospect of wearing it around the pool and suffering is a relieving reality check. I don't care about the kink one way or another, but it does look impossibly uncomfortable, and not in the good way. urgh.

Looks like sumpin' you'd buy at a store called "Gimps R Us"!

I keep thinking of Buffalo Bill and his suit in "Silence of the Lambs"...

A wild & crazy guy...

A sexdollkin? Is she the bigger 'adult' sister of barbiekin?

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Well at least it explains Paris Hilton...

As which one?

Any you Philadelphiacs know a guy with a train room?

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:lol2:

I wonder what the chances are of living to tell the tale? :eek::eek::eek:

Not gay. Right. Of course not. You just like touching another man and watching him JO.
What part of being attracted to other men sexually are you drawing the line at?!

Still, I adore the fact he wants his partner to be a careful crab-meat eating monster.
Don't break the trains! I can explain away the jizz, but don't break them!

Plus, who wouldn't want to jo with that guy? I mean, look at him.

Just look at him.

Also, j'ing o together? What, are we racing, or something?

Different strokes, etc.

Will synchronized stroking ever be an Olympic event? Winter or summer?

"Dad, why is my train wet and broken?"

:lol2: For the win!!

:notworthy

And now, for something completely different from jerking off onto a model train:

I've been called dickweed, I've been called dillhole...I thought it was a joke...

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This guy in Cincinnati, Forest T-Rex Thomer, comedian and human puppet, painted this car to promote his book. Of course he got busted, but the judge said first amendment, and sent him on his way.

Go to Amazon and read the first paragraph of his "book". It's a literary masterpiece.

It's kind of a nice start to it.