These are updates from Steve, right? You're not there?

Right, I'm supposed to be there tomorrow.

Crazy though. It's too cold to be fighting. Must have been an indoor shooting. Your hand would freeze to the gun in these temperatures.

That's fuckin' scary, UT.

Hell, they could just be covering the awesome mattress sale.

Shooting NEXT TO the shop, police activity, car towed away, NO NEWS on what it actually was.

That means it wasn't a homicide as those are normally reported. Someone thought it was a murder-suicide but even that should be reported.

News did shoot footage, it's true, but maybe they decided not to use it. It was cold yesterday and most of the news was about how it was cold.

Wait, it was cold? WTF.. who knew?

Wait.

It gets cold in Philly?

Man, those news guys are on top of things.

Tomorrow night it will be cold AND WINDY! Local news is ON IT.

Steve went to the Asian guy next door and asked if he knew anything.

It all happened at the barbershop two doors down. A former employee of the barber came in and may have been trying to steal customers. The barber got his gun and started threatening the guy. The guy was saying "just kill me now" and the barber started firing at the floor. Got three shots off before the guy left. Cops were called and the barber arrested, his Caddy also towed away for some reason. He's charged and in jail.

"Shoot me, motherfuc--oh shit oh shit oh shit!!!"

Ah, sometimes I miss life in the big city.

More details came out and it turns out the guy wasn't shooting at the ground. That's just what the Asian guy heard, but it was not true.

Turns out the guy was shooting at the other guy.

Killed him.

For stealing customers?

I think at this point we can say the Asian guy's narrative is unreliable.

Well...he did leave.

Plus, with the price of ammo these days, who can afford warning shots?

"bullets should cost 5 thousand dollars. That way there will be no innocent bystanders. 'You better hope I can't get no bullets on lay-away.'"

--Chris Rock, paraphrased