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BigV 08-26-2015 07:12 PM

Which is the chicken and which is the egg here?

I think the girl is pretty, she's thin, but pretty. There's no fucking way she's "too big". And anybody that's sending that message is simply wrong. "The Media" (whatever) says a lot of shit, and much of it is found in advertising--ALL KINDS of advertising. Making positive associations between a given image and a given product is what they're all about. Regardless of the efficacy of the product, or the truthfulness of a given claim.

Now I'm not a young girl, but I wouldn't be swayed by someone who suggested that a young woman with the figure of the gal in the video was "too big". I reckon there are those that might be influenced that way, but the fact of the matter is such a claim is simply untrue, and can be safely ignored.

Of course, if the people hiring her all believe it, ignoring them could mean not getting work from those people. That might be a problem. But there are lots of problems like that in the world. I'm not the right body type to play professional football. I know that. The NFL would know know that in about two seconds if they ever cared to look at me. I think some of those guys are extremely fit and quite good looking, just as that young woman is, in her way. But the image and self image of the person is not the same thing as being suitable for a given job.

How does she look? She looks great. How well suited for a given modeling career/agency/campaign is she? That's not up to me. I hope she can tell the difference.

it 08-27-2015 01:27 AM

Ofcourse she's too big, she's holding an ipad like it's an iphone in front o a 3.5m tall closet. If you notice carefully, she clearly has very poor eye sight which is why she needs those giant books on that specially designed bookshelf you see in the corner, probably why she is not very good at measuring sizes*.










*. That's what he said.

Sundae 08-27-2015 05:07 AM

She's not being told she's fat. She's being told her body is the wrong size/ shape to fit the sample clothes designers use. She's worked in the industry for five years, she knows what it's like. Tall girls don't get to be ballerinas, girls blessed by the titty fairy don't get to walk the runway, girls with a bit of booty and hips don't fit into size 2 dresses.

Yes, the fashion industry is ridiculous. But if you choose to work in it you play by their rules. And if you choose to wear clothes which look their best when modelled by tall young girls with androgynous body shapes then you're supporting that.

Looking the way she does, she'll get plenty of other opportunities.

xoxoxoBruce 08-27-2015 01:18 PM

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Hmmm...

Gravdigr 08-28-2015 12:50 PM

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xoxoxoBruce 08-28-2015 03:08 PM

Oh yes, Hakuna your Tatas. Brilliant! :notworthy

That rivals, Tickle your ass with a feather.

Big Sarge 09-03-2015 04:12 PM

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I really wanted to post this for Gravdigr in the cool weapons thread but I was afraid it might be too risque for folks at work

DanaC 09-03-2015 04:40 PM

That's ... disturbing.

Gravdigr 09-03-2015 04:47 PM

Posted that somewhere here a few years ago...

Big Sarge 09-03-2015 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 937888)
Posted that somewhere here a few years ago...

Dang it. I'll just have to try harder

BigV 09-03-2015 06:04 PM

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Dear Big Sarge, aka, Avis:

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Big Sarge 09-04-2015 02:44 AM

BigV - I am by far the King of Crazyville. lol.

Gravdigr 09-04-2015 03:10 PM

Tell Baby I said "Hello.".

Actually, don't.

BigV 09-05-2015 12:40 AM

:notworthy

Gravdigr 09-11-2015 04:11 PM

One For The Ladies
 
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WW II pic titled 'nakedgunner':

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You're welcome ladies.:jig:

Clodfobble 09-11-2015 09:55 PM

I like it. But his back is kind of weirdly... grimy? Sweaty? What is that?

footfootfoot 09-12-2015 10:13 AM

http://rarehistoricalphotos.com/nake...e-rabaul-1944/

Quote:

This young crewman of a US Navy “Dumbo” PBY rescue mission has just jumped into the water of Rabaul Harbor to rescue a badly burned Marine pilot who was shot down while bombing the Japanese-held fortress of Rabaul. Since Japanese coastal defense guns were firing at the plane while it was in the water during take-off, this brave young man, after rescuing the pilot, manned his position as machine gunner without taking time to put on his clothes. A hero photographed right after he’d completed his heroic act. Naked.
The "blister" toward the back of the plane is his position
http://legendsintheirowntime.com/PBY...203_p177_W.png
http://legendsintheirowntime.com/PBY...203_p177_W.png

Gravdigr 09-12-2015 01:47 PM

Nice find, Feet! Thanks for the backstory.

Big Sarge 09-13-2015 12:33 AM

Strange, history records the photographer and the pilot who was shot down, but not the name of the naked gunner who had rescued the pilot.

"PBY Air Sea rescue plane picks up Lt. Robert A. Schaeffer, badly burned USMC F-4-U pilot of Dayton Ohio, shot down in St. Georges Channel near Rabaul. Gunner who helped bring in pilot is back at station." April 1944: St. Georges Channel; Horace Bristol; 80-G-473978."

Clodfobble 09-13-2015 08:52 AM

So, it's a sea rescue plane, which means pretty much every rescue includes jumping in the water. They didn't see fit to issue him appropriate water clothes, I can accept that--the military had other things to spend its money on, for one thing, and guys swimming naked wasn't a huge deal then, to the point that wearing some kind of swimsuit might have even seemed feminine in its modesty. But the Pacific Ocean is cold, that had to interfere with the rescuer's muscles upon being plunged in. And I would imagine that since time was of the essence, guys like this were probably just hanging out naked for most of the flight out there, waiting for the moment the downed plane was spotted to jump in. I wonder if this sort of thing happened all the time.

xoxoxoBruce 09-13-2015 09:02 AM

At least give him a jockstrap for hitting the water. After he was in that cold Pacific it would be moot. :haha:

Gravdigr 09-13-2015 11:20 AM

Since they were being shot at, before, during, and after the rescue, I would imagine that time was of the essence.

footfootfoot 09-13-2015 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 938871)
So, it's a sea rescue plane, which means pretty much every rescue includes jumping in the water. They didn't see fit to issue him appropriate water clothes, I can accept that--the military had other things to spend its money on, for one thing, and guys swimming naked wasn't a huge deal then, to the point that wearing some kind of swimsuit might have even seemed feminine in its modesty. But the Pacific Ocean is cold, that had to interfere with the rescuer's muscles upon being plunged in. And I would imagine that since time was of the essence, guys like this were probably just hanging out naked for most of the flight out there, waiting for the moment the downed plane was spotted to jump in. I wonder if this sort of thing happened all the time.

That's why god invented adrenalin.

Also I'm pretty sure the gunner isn't intended to jump from his gun into the water as SOP. Probably he saw what needed to be done and leapt in.

Gravdigr 09-15-2015 02:49 PM

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Go grandma!

it 09-18-2015 12:19 AM

I am pretty sure the entire website can fit into this thread, so I'll just put in a couple of my favorites:

http://media.oglaf.com/comic/snowqueen.jpg

http://media.oglaf.com/comic/trump.jpg

http://media.oglaf.com/comic/shield_maiden.jpg

http://oglaf.com/archive/

Gravdigr 09-19-2015 01:48 PM

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In "missed connections", on CraigsList:

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Elspode 09-20-2015 10:18 PM

And *this* is why I love football.

it 10-03-2015 08:38 AM

Apparently dr. Seuss actual attempt at erotica and/or homework for what I assume is a horribly failed anatomy lesson, before settling for children stories.

http://rack.2.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyM...ygodivas12.jpg

http://rack.0.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyM...dy-godivas.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...24d11ecb0f.jpg

xoxoxoBruce 10-03-2015 10:47 AM

Dr Seuss grew up in the same place as Timothy Leary.

Gravdigr 10-03-2015 03:47 PM

Whos from Whoville don't have nipples?

:speechls:

xoxoxoBruce 10-03-2015 09:40 PM

Can't join the plumbers union either.;)

Gravdigr 10-08-2015 02:58 PM

Products You Never Knew Existed, NSFW Edition
 
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:speechls:

Undertoad 10-08-2015 06:23 PM

Good ol Larry Flynt, the most provocative fucker ever to walk or ride the planet.

Pamela 10-08-2015 08:39 PM

Why were those pages stuck together? :eyebrow:

Gravdigr 10-09-2015 06:42 AM

Because boobs.

Gravdigr 10-09-2015 06:42 AM

"Baby Bag"...:(

Scriveyn 10-15-2015 10:07 AM

♬ ♪ It's alright, babies come in bags ... ♫
(Eurythmics)

xoxoxoBruce 10-15-2015 12:35 PM

Otherwise the stork couldn't carry them.
In the beak, clear air turbulence, gulp, a crib full of stork poop. :thepain3:

Gravdigr 10-20-2015 03:37 PM

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Heheh...I knew there was something about this Pope I liked...:jig:

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xoxoxoBruce 10-24-2015 07:14 PM

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Amazon review...

Sundae 10-25-2015 07:51 AM

I really needed that laugh.
My eyes leaked.

Carruthers 10-25-2015 08:19 AM

A review apparently penned by the former Prime Minister of the Netherlands.

Gravdigr 11-07-2015 04:59 PM

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Looks like Karla was a woman with a plan:

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All she lacked was a sammich.

Backdoor 11-12-2015 03:29 PM

Not sure if i should have bought Lego for the kids?

http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/z...pso1v73iqc.jpg

xoxoxoBruce 11-24-2015 10:16 PM

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Dropped on US troops by Jap aircraft.

Gravdigr 11-24-2015 10:47 PM

"What did you do in the war, Grandma?"

Gravdigr 11-25-2015 01:27 PM

What in the ever-loving fuck, woman?!

DanaC 11-25-2015 02:20 PM

Oh no. No. No, I got the headline and clicked that fucker right off.

I genuinely don't want to know why she would do that. Frankly, I am a little miffed I know she did it at all.

I just...I don't even. Fuck it, people are weird sometimes.

limey 11-25-2015 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 946396)
Oh no. No. No, I got the headline and clicked that fucker right off.

I genuinely don't want to know why she would do that. Frankly, I am a little miffed I know she did it at all.

I just...I don't even. Fuck it, people are weird sometimes.

Thanks for the head's up. I don't even intend to get as far the headline now :yelsick:

orthodoc 11-25-2015 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 946396)
Oh no. No. No, I got the headline and clicked that fucker right off.

I genuinely don't want to know why she would do that. Frankly, I am a little miffed I know she did it at all.

I just...I don't even. Fuck it, people are weird sometimes.

That's a new low in self-cannibalism. Worse than eating your boogers or dining on your placenta. I hope she warns her dinner guests.

glatt 11-25-2015 03:48 PM

I expect she will tell them after.

DanaC 11-25-2015 03:49 PM

Oh dear God, can you imagine?

BigV 11-25-2015 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 946396)
Oh no. No. No, I got the headline and clicked that fucker right off.

I genuinely don't want to know why she would do that. Frankly, I am a little miffed I know she did it at all.

I just...I don't even. Fuck it, people are weird sometimes.

I had the same *initial* reaction. But I didn't respond the same way, I let it load, and read the article. There's nothing gross to see. The idea might squick you out, if so, stay away. But if you can manage it the article is pretty good.

Recommended.

DanaC 11-25-2015 03:58 PM

Damn right the idea squicks me out.

limey 11-25-2015 04:41 PM

I still don't want to know.

glatt 11-25-2015 05:08 PM

On an intellectual level I can't say what is wrong with what she is doing. Bacteria is bacteria and it's all killed off anyway. But on a human level I know exactly what's wrong with it. It's fucking disgusting. There is something wrong with her.

xoxoxoBruce 11-25-2015 06:25 PM

Several people have made beer with it, too. I don't want any though, because it's squicky... like haggis. :p:

orthodoc 11-25-2015 09:39 PM

It's not the yeast we normally make bread or sourdough with, though. It's Candida albicans (unless she has some really exotic variety), a yeast that isn't benign. Our immune systems keep it in check unless we're immunocompromised, in which case it gives us all sorts of trouble.

There's everything wrong with what she is doing. What will she bake next, a chocolate cake made with Clostridium difficile from her most recent episode of the squirts? Fucking disgusting is right.

limey 11-26-2015 03:48 AM

:headshake I still don't want to know.

glatt 11-26-2015 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orthodoc (Post 946447)
It's not the yeast we normally make bread or sourdough with, though. It's Candida albicans.


So I know some bacteria (like with botulism) produce toxins and even if you cook them and kill all the bacteria, the toxins still remain. Is the Canada Albania bacteria like that? If not, how can eating a dead bacteria harm you?

Understand that I in no way support what she is doing and I think it's disgusting.


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