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grazzers 03-10-2006 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by UT
Clever French advertising

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Originally Posted by dagney
Now there's an oxymoron.

:eyebrow:

Dagney 03-10-2006 01:06 PM

Clever+French=oxymoron

Okay, so it was funny in my head.

And i AM french....

grazzers 03-11-2006 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by dagney
And I AM french

Ah, that's ok then :)

Pi 03-11-2006 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Dagney
And i AM french....

Well no luck, I'd say :lol:

Dagney 03-11-2006 01:23 PM

I'm not exactly proud of it....it's my dad's fault, he was an arse.

:)

Elspode 03-12-2006 02:31 AM

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This is my in-law's Pastor's car. Pastor Hank is everything you'd expect of a backwoods (literally) Baptist preacher, only funnier. He's a big NASCAR fan (sort of goes without saying), to the extent that he felt compelled to tell me about his vacation trip to Darlington, where he purchased an official, certified NASCAR "souvenir"...a lug nut from someone or other's car, still with the residue of the adhesvie they use to keep it in place during racing. He was rather proud of it.

This is a stock Chevy Lumina which he went to some great pains to modify to resemble a NASCAR Lumina. This picture was taken in front of the church on Christmas Day (he and his wife only drive this on special days, partially due to the foam-wrapped PVC "rollcage" system inside).

Elspode 03-12-2006 02:41 AM

Unfortunate License Plate Placement
 
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Sure, you can figure out what it *really* is...but isn't it more fun to think that perhaps it is something different?

glatt 03-13-2006 04:24 PM

Would you open this letter? Be honest.

http://www.wolfandbear.com/bear/pix/dearjesus.gif

mrnoodle 03-13-2006 04:34 PM

I did open one of those one time. It had a creepy picture of Jesus and dire warnings of what would happen if I didn't send them money. It was kind of like a form letter voodoo curse. Really weird.

Elspode 03-13-2006 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt
Would you open this letter? Be honest.

Oh, hell yes. Free amusement like this only comes along once in a great while. You could also just write "Jesus doesn't live here...return to sender" on it and put it back out for the mail carrier.

richlevy 03-13-2006 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt
Would you open this letter? Be honest.

One word - Anthrax.:worried:

Kagen4o4 03-13-2006 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt
Would you open this letter? Be honest.


someone went a little crazy with the underlining. it just doesnt make sense. there was no need to underline anything

Trilby 03-14-2006 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Kagen4o4
someone went a little crazy with the underlining. it just doesnt make sense. there was no need to underline anything

They HAD to underline the important words in red. It's so Jesus can skim the letter. Then, after he skims the letter he pulls out his magickal bag and-voila!-there ya go!

Kagen4o4 03-14-2006 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna
They HAD to underline the important words in red. It's so Jesus can skim the letter. Then, after he skims the letter he pulls out his magickal bag and-voila!-there ya go!


dear jesus, spiritually physically, finacially. please dear lord, this letter. in this ones life the desires of the heart. we pray bless this letter. amen.

sounds more like the letter is going to get all the prayers

Trilby 03-14-2006 04:43 PM

Jesus can fill in the blanks. After all, he is the Son of God. I suspect he can do all SORTS of cool things. Oh, ye of little faith.


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