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Clever+French=oxymoron

Okay, so it was funny in my head.

And i AM french....

Ah, that's ok then :)

Well no luck, I'd say :lol:

I'm not exactly proud of it....it's my dad's fault, he was an arse.

:)

This is my in-law's Pastor's car. Pastor Hank is everything you'd expect of a backwoods (literally) Baptist preacher, only funnier. He's a big NASCAR fan (sort of goes without saying), to the extent that he felt compelled to tell me about his vacation trip to Darlington, where he purchased an official, certified NASCAR "souvenir"...a lug nut from someone or other's car, still with the residue of the adhesvie they use to keep it in place during racing. He was rather proud of it.

This is a stock Chevy Lumina which he went to some great pains to modify to resemble a NASCAR Lumina. This picture was taken in front of the church on Christmas Day (he and his wife only drive this on special days, partially due to the foam-wrapped PVC "rollcage" system inside).

Unfortunate License Plate Placement
 

Sure, you can figure out what it *really* is...but isn't it more fun to think that perhaps it is something different?

Would you open this letter? Be honest.

http://www.wolfandbear.com/bear/pix/dearjesus.gif

I did open one of those one time. It had a creepy picture of Jesus and dire warnings of what would happen if I didn't send them money. It was kind of like a form letter voodoo curse. Really weird.

Oh, hell yes. Free amusement like this only comes along once in a great while. You could also just write "Jesus doesn't live here...return to sender" on it and put it back out for the mail carrier.

One word - Anthrax.:worried:

someone went a little crazy with the underlining. it just doesnt make sense. there was no need to underline anything

They HAD to underline the important words in red. It's so Jesus can skim the letter. Then, after he skims the letter he pulls out his magickal bag and-voila!-there ya go!

dear jesus, spiritually physically, finacially. please dear lord, this letter. in this ones life the desires of the heart. we pray bless this letter. amen.

sounds more like the letter is going to get all the prayers

Jesus can fill in the blanks. After all, he is the Son of God. I suspect he can do all SORTS of cool things. Oh, ye of little faith.