Chuck INVENTED Mr. T

then kicked his ass and gave him a mohawk.

Chuck Norris is the only food not improved by adding Bacon

Chuck Norris IS Bacon

If Chuck Norris Kicks your ass in the Forest, and no one is there to hear it..... IT STILL MAKES A SOUND

How do you keep Chuck Norris busy whole day?
You put him in a round room and tell him to find a corner.

What does he come back and tell you?
He tells you that he found a corner!

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin' 'bout.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity......twice!

Following a nuclear war, only two things will survive...cockroaches and Chuck Norris. If, that is, Chuck allows the roaches to live.

The world won't end in 2012...it will end when Chuck Norris SAYS it will end.

Chuck Norris was here BEFORE the Big Bang.

Once God decided to kill Chuck Norris. He failed........................miserably.