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Got a nurse costume?
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two people have told me I have a distinguished nose
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uh . . . I think that's code for "big"! ;)
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Sitting in HS choir, and my friend says "you have smoker's lips." I'm like "HUH?" My other friend says "you do...the way your mouth is shaped you look like you should have one of those old time cigarette holders."
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just because it's funny in this particular context. unfortunately, no one in this thread really deserves it. I could have gone with.....'that's what she meant when she said I had a distinguished cock!' but......i don't like to brag (lie). |
:D pictures please.
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I'll show you mine if he'll show you his.
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yes please. :D
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just realised my unintended pun there :D
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I just got my back x-rayed and she said I had a very photogenic coccyx and sacrum :lol: Apparently, most people have "gas" in there that obscures the picture. So before you get you back x-rayed........ :fart: |
DaVinci's Teh Mona Coccyx. :lol:
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Jim gave me one the other day that went something like... your ass looks really good... the cellulite is supposed to be there... you're 36.
I was touched. |
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