Originally Posted by limey (Post 730176)

I'm 50.

Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 730227)

Limey, I am so sorry to hear that. It must be so hard to realize your life is practically over.:sniff:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 730349)

Not one of us 'old' women who has been mentioned here is anything but fabulous. Seriously girls, look at yourselves. We're gorgeous, smart, clever...and we've had enough life experience to not be some simpering little arm whore, some mealy mouth saying "yes" and "no" and we would blow any of these old fuckers out of the water should they ever beat the most monumental odds on earth and one of us deigned to shower a bit of love upon them. They couldn't handle it.

Boys peak at, what, 20? Women in their forties? You can't handle women in their forties. If you think you can, have 'experience' saying otherwise, you probably met up with a kindly one trying to make you not jump off a cliff at the loss of your incredible, though long past, virility.

Little blue pills. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

So there.

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 730349)

Not one of us 'old' women who has been mentioned here is anything but fabulous. Seriously girls, look at yourselves. We're gorgeous, smart, clever...and we've had enough life experience to not be some simpering little arm whore, some mealy mouth saying "yes" and "no" and we would blow any of these old fuckers out of the water should they ever beat the most monumental odds on earth and one of us deigned to shower a bit of love upon them. They couldn't handle it.

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 730349)

Boys peak at, what, 20? Women in their forties? You can't handle women in their forties. If you think you can, have 'experience' saying otherwise, you probably met up with a kindly one trying to make you not jump off a cliff at the loss of your incredible, though long past, virility.

Little blue pills. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

So there.

Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 730391)

I just can't picture Sarge at a JB concert... well maybe with his daughter in tow!
Those are the only 2 choices? Well I think I'll pass and be in the third section...

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 730343)

As Kurt Cobain once said, "All apologies,"

I am hurting this morning and many, many things contributed to this feeling. The ageism comments here, though made in jest (?) made me feel worse.

I feel out of sorts. Restless, irritable and discontent. and, yeah, I took my geritol - but just by mentioning geritol YOU identify yourself as a tribal elder, too.

Originally Posted by Brianna

Now. Once again - get the fuck off my lawn. Or I'll sick Chopper on you!

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 730349)

Not one of us 'old' women who has been mentioned here is anything but fabulous. Seriously girls, look at yourselves. We're gorgeous, smart, clever...and we've had enough life experience to not be some simpering little arm whore, some mealy mouth saying "yes" and "no" and we would blow any of these old fuckers out of the water should they ever beat the most monumental odds on earth and one of us deigned to shower a bit of love upon them. They couldn't handle it.

Boys peak at, what, 20? Women in their forties? You can't handle women in their forties. If you think you can, have 'experience' saying otherwise, you probably met up with a kindly one trying to make you not jump off a cliff at the loss of your incredible, though long past, virility.

Little blue pills. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

So there.

Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 730378)

i think we need to divide the cellar into 2 sections. justin bieber lovers on the right and lawrence welk on the left. now don't take this wrong. i feel like people of my generation have difficulties relating to people over 40. i know you spend your days pondering your mortality and checking your depends.

bri & im, please don't take offense to the generalization of your music era. i'm sure you can dance a pretty mean polka

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 730349)

Not one of us 'old' women who has been mentioned here is anything but fabulous. Seriously girls, look at yourselves. We're gorgeous, smart, clever...and we've had enough life experience to not be some simpering little arm whore, some mealy mouth saying "yes" and "no" and we would blow any of these old fuckers out of the water should they ever beat the most monumental odds on earth and one of us deigned to shower a bit of love upon them. They couldn't handle it.

Boys peak at, what, 20? Women in their forties? You can't handle women in their forties. If you think you can, have 'experience' saying otherwise, you probably met up with a kindly one trying to make you not jump off a cliff at the loss of your incredible, though long past, virility.

Little blue pills. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

So there.