I hope you have an infected nosehair.

I hope you get a chapped cooch.

I hope I don't run out of Gin.

Oh, wrong thread. But I really hope I don't.

I hope you do one of those slimy shits that no amount of toilet paper is able to clean the skids from you bum, then you get in a minor crash, but they have to cut your clothes off and they find the skid marks, and it's the really hot nurse and doctor that have to do it.

I hope you forget that that pair of pants had a hole in the pocket, and you lose some of the change you put in there.

I hope you get a pimple in your ear

I hope the cherry on the end of that roach gives you a lip blister.

Also, that you suck a little piece of weed out of the joint, and it gets stuck on that little hangy-down, punching bag-looking thing in the back of your mouth.

too harsh!

I hope you develop a freckle on yer schmekel.

I hope the glass part on your big outdoor thermometer slips a little bit, so you always think it's 5 degrees colder outside than it actually is.

I hope you get a speeding ticket

I hope you have an asthma attack

woah! Is this like Millionaire -now we've progressed there's no going back to the lego without risk of losing it all?

I hope a bird shits on your windshield and your washer water is frozen

I hope your haiku
Has an extra syllable
Or one too few

It's not serious.

Just kidding

I hope you were taken seriously when you were just kidding. :p: