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seakdivers 07-26-2006 10:47 PM

All I can think is SHAVE!! Lordy, tame that chia pet...

Torrere 07-26-2006 10:50 PM

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Found with UT's LiveJournal picture scanner.

fargon 07-27-2006 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by seakdivers
All I can think is SHAVE!! Lordy, tame that chia pet...


I like the hairy bush it just tastes better.:yum:

Iggy 07-27-2006 11:48 PM

See, the teddy bear picture makes sense. How else do you get baby teddy bears? All of the others must be female... like ants and bees and whatnot. All but a few are one gender. :D

wolf 07-28-2006 09:56 AM

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Always wear pajamas to bed.

xoxoxoBruce 07-28-2006 05:59 PM

And firemen.....wear your safety glasses. :thepain:

footfootfoot 07-28-2006 08:19 PM

Tinted ones.

wolf 07-29-2006 01:21 AM

They see a lot scarier stuff.

xoxoxoBruce 07-29-2006 10:19 AM

Scarier than peering into the void? :worried:

footfootfoot 07-29-2006 11:17 AM

You are funny, Bruce.

xoxoxoBruce 07-29-2006 06:45 PM

Maybe. but looks aren't everything. ;)

MsSparkie 07-30-2006 09:55 AM

Body Art
 
Body Art

richlevy 07-30-2006 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by MsSparkie

ROTFL! The 'What men do when they're bored' section was very funny.

The woman with the eyes on her nipples was very creepy. The painting quality was too good. It looked like something out of the Twilight Zone.

The Willy Nelson pic was actually the punchline to a joke (tattoo artist, client, and a drunken man) . It's funny that someone turned it into body art.

Pie 07-30-2006 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by richlevy
The woman with the eyes on her nipples was very creepy. The painting quality was too good. It looked like something out of the Twilight Zone.

I agree -- I think it was a photoshop. :3_eyes:

MsSparkie 07-30-2006 11:04 AM

Photoshop
 
Do you ever look at www.fark.com at the photoshop threads? Any thread there with the photoshop icon has some imaginative work in it. Some people have too much time on their hands, but I must admit I'd love to be able to do stuff like that.

:)

MsSparkie 07-30-2006 11:10 AM

Virtual TP Museum
 
You can scroll through, in alphabetical order, toilet paper brands....



Virtual Toilet Paper Museum

I need to get a life....just shoot me.

DucksNuts 07-30-2006 06:42 PM

Umm...eww?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...scle_chick.jpg

MsSparkie 07-30-2006 08:36 PM

It looks happy enough.

Savannh 07-30-2006 09:47 PM

You know that expression? "Such a pretty face, it's a shame about..."

footfootfoot 07-30-2006 09:47 PM

A few fries short of a happy meal, if you ask me.

footfootfoot 07-30-2006 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Savannh
You know that expression? "Such a pretty face, it's a shame about..."

...her clitoris trying to turn itself into a penis?

Oh, and Welcome!

fargon 07-31-2006 05:41 PM

That poor girl needs to spend a couple of weeks with me, I'll fatten her up!!!

xoxoxoBruce 07-31-2006 09:58 PM

Tee shirt :lol:

xoxoxoBruce 08-03-2006 09:27 PM

Who blows them up? :blush:

MsSparkie 08-03-2006 09:36 PM

Looks like Joe Everybody....at least in their own minds. :p:3eye:

RellikLaerec 08-03-2006 11:01 PM

ok is it my imagination or does it say "Warning : Gerbil Exit" in the background. If so.... then I am freaked out of my mind. sick sick sick :vomit:

xoxoxoBruce 08-03-2006 11:24 PM

I think you're right. They need one of my "Gerbil Jerks". :lol:

Shawnee123 08-23-2006 04:10 PM

NSFW
 
This is SO wrong! Sheesh...

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glatt 08-23-2006 04:24 PM

You know, there is a "NSFW what the fuck" thread. This would have been better there. Getting the NSFW warning after the image has already loaded onto my computer doesn't do much to help me.

At least there wasn't any skin.

LabRat 08-23-2006 04:32 PM

I know, how anyone can stomach 'twisted' ice cream is beyond me...:right:

footfootfoot 08-23-2006 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt
You know, there is a "NSFW what the fuck" thread. This would have been better there. Getting the NSFW warning after the image has already loaded onto my computer doesn't do much to help me.

At least there wasn't any skin.

This is the NSFW thread.

Clodfobble 08-23-2006 11:35 PM

I think the post got moved...? I saw it when it was in the other "What the fuck" thread too.

xoxoxoBruce 08-24-2006 03:38 AM

Yes. ;)

Shawnee123 08-24-2006 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt
You know, there is a "NSFW what the fuck" thread. This would have been better there. Getting the NSFW warning after the image has already loaded onto my computer doesn't do much to help me.

At least there wasn't any skin.

Sorry. :sniff:

Bullitt 08-24-2006 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123
Sorry. :sniff:

:comfort:

p.s. whats with the plastic bags on the sugar-cones?

Dagney 08-24-2006 10:56 AM

Well, to protect you from the drip I'd think :)

Spexxvet 08-24-2006 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Bullitt
:comfort:

p.s. whats with the plastic bags on the sugar-cones?

They're cone-doms!

Shawnee123 08-24-2006 12:26 PM

:lol:

Bullitt 08-24-2006 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dagney
Well, to protect you from the drip I'd think :)

oh yeah, dripping liquid penis is a big problem these days

Elspode 08-24-2006 04:19 PM

No, but penises dripping liquid *is*...

xoxoxoBruce 08-24-2006 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123
Sorry. :sniff:

No problem, I just moved it prevent confusion. :D

JayMcGee 08-24-2006 06:44 PM

I'm confused.. why did you move it, again?

Clodfobble 08-24-2006 07:09 PM

Because it was NSFW: Not Safe For Work; i.e. pornographic. It's polite to put images like that in specifically designated threads so that people surfing the internet at work won't unexpectedly find themselves with images on the screen that could get them fired.

glatt 08-24-2006 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123
Sorry. :sniff:

It's alright. :)

I'm at home now. I may have overreacted a little, but I saw this image right after I read the post by the pedophile in the other thread, and I was already a little sensitized. This is just ice cream, but I wouldn't want my boss walking in on me while I had it up on my screen.

joelnwil 08-30-2006 11:33 AM

Trojan Games

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...34697794189470

Shawnee123 08-30-2006 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt
It's alright. :)

I'm at home now. I may have overreacted a little, but I saw this image right after I read the post by the pedophile in the other thread, and I was already a little sensitized. This is just ice cream, but I wouldn't want my boss walking in on me while I had it up on my screen.

Just saw this. I understand the mistake I made and was very sorry. I appreciate your kind words (I'm still a bit noobified) :)

Stress Puppy 08-31-2006 10:26 PM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...45865682027477

Webcam girls go wild!

RellikLaerec 09-01-2006 09:44 AM

Lotsa hot gilrs and funny as hell! :lol: LOVE IT Stress!

Iggy 09-01-2006 10:32 AM

Was it just me or did it look like she is showing off bruises in the beginning? WTF?

Ibby 09-01-2006 11:28 AM

I hooope those were tattoos...

UpYours 09-01-2006 04:22 PM

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glatt 09-01-2006 04:27 PM

You are a little new to this board, so you may not realize that we generally try to avoid posting images that might get a viewer in trouble at work. There are specific threads where those images can be posted, like this one (NSFW).

You could also link to the picture, and put a NSFW warning before the link.

Pi 09-06-2006 12:57 PM

Maybe I can't read clearly anymore but I thought this was WTF NSFW thread ;)

footfootfoot 09-06-2006 04:05 PM

You just aren't reading as fast as the mods are putting nsfw images in the proper place.

KinkyVixen 09-06-2006 04:11 PM

well then the mods are doin' a damn fine job!

capnhowdy 09-06-2006 07:16 PM

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footfootfoot 09-06-2006 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy
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Maybe I never loved you
quite as often as I could...
You are always on my mind...

9th Engineer 09-07-2006 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Stress Puppy


There is a god. Wow.

capnhowdy 09-07-2006 09:17 PM

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bride_0f_chuck 09-08-2006 02:01 AM

that ones gonna give me bad dreams :worried:


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