All I can think is SHAVE!! Lordy, tame that chia pet...

Found with UT's LiveJournal picture scanner.

I like the hairy bush it just tastes better.:yum:

See, the teddy bear picture makes sense. How else do you get baby teddy bears? All of the others must be female... like ants and bees and whatnot. All but a few are one gender. :D

Always wear pajamas to bed.

And firemen.....wear your safety glasses. :thepain:

Tinted ones.

They see a lot scarier stuff.

Scarier than peering into the void? :worried:

You are funny, Bruce.

Maybe. but looks aren't everything. ;)

Body Art
 

ROTFL! The 'What men do when they're bored' section was very funny.

The woman with the eyes on her nipples was very creepy. The painting quality was too good. It looked like something out of the Twilight Zone.

The Willy Nelson pic was actually the punchline to a joke (tattoo artist, client, and a drunken man) . It's funny that someone turned it into body art.

I agree -- I think it was a photoshop. :3_eyes:

Photoshop
 

Do you ever look at www.fark.com at the photoshop threads? Any thread there with the photoshop icon has some imaginative work in it. Some people have too much time on their hands, but I must admit I'd love to be able to do stuff like that.

:)

Virtual TP Museum
 

You can scroll through, in alphabetical order, toilet paper brands....



Virtual Toilet Paper Museum

I need to get a life....just shoot me.

Umm...eww?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...scle_chick.jpg

It looks happy enough.

You know that expression? "Such a pretty face, it's a shame about..."

A few fries short of a happy meal, if you ask me.

...her clitoris trying to turn itself into a penis?

Oh, and Welcome!

That poor girl needs to spend a couple of weeks with me, I'll fatten her up!!!

Tee shirt :lol:

Who blows them up? :blush:

Looks like Joe Everybody....at least in their own minds. :p:3eye:

ok is it my imagination or does it say "Warning : Gerbil Exit" in the background. If so.... then I am freaked out of my mind. sick sick sick :vomit:

I think you're right. They need one of my "Gerbil Jerks". :lol:

NSFW
 

This is SO wrong! Sheesh...

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You know, there is a "NSFW what the fuck" thread. This would have been better there. Getting the NSFW warning after the image has already loaded onto my computer doesn't do much to help me.

At least there wasn't any skin.

I know, how anyone can stomach 'twisted' ice cream is beyond me...:right:

This is the NSFW thread.

I think the post got moved...? I saw it when it was in the other "What the fuck" thread too.

Yes. ;)

Sorry. :sniff:

:comfort:

p.s. whats with the plastic bags on the sugar-cones?

Well, to protect you from the drip I'd think :)

They're cone-doms!

:lol:

oh yeah, dripping liquid penis is a big problem these days

No, but penises dripping liquid *is*...

No problem, I just moved it prevent confusion. :D

I'm confused.. why did you move it, again?

Because it was NSFW: Not Safe For Work; i.e. pornographic. It's polite to put images like that in specifically designated threads so that people surfing the internet at work won't unexpectedly find themselves with images on the screen that could get them fired.

It's alright. :)

I'm at home now. I may have overreacted a little, but I saw this image right after I read the post by the pedophile in the other thread, and I was already a little sensitized. This is just ice cream, but I wouldn't want my boss walking in on me while I had it up on my screen.

Trojan Games

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...34697794189470

Just saw this. I understand the mistake I made and was very sorry. I appreciate your kind words (I'm still a bit noobified) :)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...45865682027477

Webcam girls go wild!

Lotsa hot gilrs and funny as hell! :lol: LOVE IT Stress!

Was it just me or did it look like she is showing off bruises in the beginning? WTF?

I hooope those were tattoos...

You are a little new to this board, so you may not realize that we generally try to avoid posting images that might get a viewer in trouble at work. There are specific threads where those images can be posted, like this one (NSFW).

You could also link to the picture, and put a NSFW warning before the link.

Maybe I can't read clearly anymore but I thought this was WTF NSFW thread ;)

You just aren't reading as fast as the mods are putting nsfw images in the proper place.

well then the mods are doin' a damn fine job!

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There is a god. Wow.

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that ones gonna give me bad dreams :worried: